i swore an oath.

ind & selective phil coulson. penned by katie.

[scepterbled]

greyheroes‌:

                           “i could’ve had that.” that’s her way of saying THANK YOU.

“ you’re welcome. you know you could’ve called me in, right? you have my number for a reason. ”

[scepterbled]

[hEYo comin at you with some more nonsense from brxkcnengineer] ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’

“ what the actual fuck, fitz. ”

[scepterbled]

girlquaked‌:

           “why so mad bro?”

[sms - to daisy] [picture attached]

[scepterbled]

“ CAN SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THE TAYLOR SWIFT MUSIC?? ”

[scepterbled]

just wanted to go ahead and ruin everyone’s night: honey is literally created by bees puking. goodnight!!! :D

[scepterbled]

Coulson vc: please lord, just let me play my sims in peace.

[scepterbled]

girlquaked‌:

watcrdamagcd‌:

Fitz’s response to @girlquaked​ and @shieldscientist​ making @scepterbled​ ‘s life more difficult 

‘why am i left out of everything fun?’

            “i mean, we can’t exactly use the fingers joke to torment coulson, but i do have a mouth if you want to use that?”

“ DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN I AM LEAVING THIS WEBSITE AGAIN ”

[scepterbled]

girlquaked‌:

widowblck‌:

“I don’t know about that, but MAYBE. You are pretty charming. Especially with an offer like that.”

               "we can have an instant replay of last night. expect maybe this time in a bed instead of a closet. my back still hurts from that broom on my back.”

“ WHAT WERE YOU USING THE BROOM FOR JESUS CHRIST ”

[scepterbled]

shieldscientist‌:

“Oh dear! You should get some rest, sir. Daytime naps are fairly common amongst people your age.”

“ sigh. ”

[scepterbled]

beguilcd started following you

Coulson vc: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?

[scepterbled]

shieldscientist‌:

“Really? I didn’t think that my girlfriend would want to murder me…”

“ i’m exhausted. ”

[scepterbled]

shieldscientist‌:

“What’s the matter, sir? If Daisy wants to learn more about dissections then surely I should teach her.”

“ the only thing daisy is interested in dissecting is you, jemma. ”

[scepterbled]

girlquaked‌:

         “go back to sparta.”

“ i think the plan for tonight was to build ryan’s house on sims, actually. but good idea. ”

[scepterbled]

shieldscientist‌:

girlquaked‌:

                 “you know what i like in a girl?

                          my fingers.”

“I thought you didn’t like dissections!”

“ stay out of this agent simmons. ”

[scepterbled]

girlquaked‌:

“ staring contest? i’ll win. ”

[scepterbled]

girlquaked‌:

                 “you know what i like in a girl?

                          my fingers.”

“ alright, you see this gun? this is gonna meet any of you who dare to answer this post. ”

[scepterbled]

who wants to make me an answer banner so i can actually answer my asks?? looking at you daisy