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Angelica Schuyler:"Im a girl in a world where my only job is to marry rich"

Rich Goranski:*appears smiling*

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We Will Sing A Requiem Tonight

Pairing: Zoe Murphy x Fem!Reader

Warning: Mentions about death, Grieving and Fluff

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“I Won’t Give You A Requiem” Zoe chokes back the little bit of her sobs  “Tap Tap” she look behind her and sees y/n tapping on the glass of her brothers window “Y/n?” she asks opening the window “I heard what happened about your brother so I figured your parents needed space so I came through the window” “oh well come in” she says with a smile “you look a tad cheery for someone who’s brother just died” she sighs “Y/n I’m going to be 100% honest with you” “Say whats on your mind” 

 “I don’t know how I should feel about Connors death, Part of me should feel sad because that my brother my family and then another part of me doesn’t feel sorry for him because I had to put up with his crap for so long “I don’t want to give him a requiem I won’t sing a requiem” you give Zoe a half smile“We Will Sing A Requiem Tonight, there were a lot of kids who just needed space but also wanted to feel loved but he just couldn’t balance that at the same time. Even though he never showed he loved you he did because to me it seemed like you were his everything”. 

There was a pink shade that dusted across Zoe’s cheeks, then there was a pause like Zoe was in deep thought, you notice a paper in Zoe’s hand “What’s that?” Zoe looks at the paper “This, some kid named Evan Hansen showed us this letter of him and Connors talks and friendship or whatever” “Can I read it?” she hands the paper to you “go nuts” You read over the letter “This might sound pretty weird but this letter looks fake” she looks at you with a face “How come?” 

“I didn’t know Connor that well but even to his greatest friend he would not speak like this and the spelling is perfect Connor hardly spells any words correctly” “Wow I never noticed that, I believed it because my parents are pretty hungover about it” I toss the letter out the open window “Welp sucks for that Evan kid” “Anyways” she says jumping up from her bed “I’m in the mood for a movie how about you?” “Definitely” you guys pick a movie and cuddle with Zoe falling asleep in your arms 10 minutes later. You give her a peck on her forehead whispering “I love you Zo”, you hear her whisper to you in her sleep “Love you to Y/n”

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Hope you guys enjoyed love you guys:)

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You’re Crazy But I like That

Veronica Sawyer x fem!psycho!reader

Requested: no just writing for my bby veronica

Warnings: tiny bit of angst, Murder, Swearing the usual stuff in Heathers

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“We just KILLED them!” Veronica says, you put a hand over her mouth “Shh..I hear the cops” you snatch your hand away from her mouth “Did you just lick my hand?!” “Did you kill Kurt and make me kill Ram!” “Fair point” you both hear the cops voices get close “RUN!” you whisper shout to her “I hear footsteps!” One of the cops say. 

You both run to your car you get in the front and Veronica jumps in the back you pull out two magazines and toss one to her “What the hell” “Just act like you’re reading it!” you turn up your car radio “What do you see” “Just two girls reading magazines with music playing” “.....Are they hot” the cop walks away “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU” Veronica screams throwing the magazine at you “YOU KILLED KURT” you turn down the music “And you killed Ram so, it sounds like You’re Crazy But I Like That” “I am NOT crazy” 

“What are you talking about, you killed Ram and you helped me kill Chandler” “When we were making a drink for chandler I-I just thought we were going to make her barf or something a-and Ram I thought the bullets were going to knock him out like you said” you look at her with a grin “You do know what Ich Luge means right?” “Yeah when the bullets are SUPPOSED to tranquilize people” you chuckle “not quite ronica it means I Lie in German” “YOU ASSHOLE Y-YOU LIED TO ME TWICE” she keeps hitting you crying “it’s okay” you say hugging her close “Our Love Is God”

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sorry its kinda short, I love you guys:)

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I guess I have a crush on you

Karen Smith x fem!reader

requested: no

warnings: no, just really cute and supportive plastics

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Karen Smith, the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen and you never really knew how to describe what you were feeling towards the “Lost” girl. 

All you knew was that the feeling was strong and no one knew about the feelings you had towards her, well the plastics knew and they know you’re helpless for Karen and when they found out it was in this exact order

“Guys I think I kinda have a crush on Karen”

“Omigodomigodomigod, you guys would be sooo cute together aww”

“I knew it, you weren’t really discreet when it came to your feelings towards Karen but I ship it”

“Yeah you’re kind of a... what do they say Regina”

“A helpless gay-”

“Yeah a helpless gay”

“Anyways” Regina says putting down her lipgloss

“You need a plan”

“A plan for-”

“To ask Karen out, god Y/n keep up” Regina says

Yeah so here I am, infront of Karens house with a pink flower in Regina’s car with Gretchen inside as well parked across the street before I exit the car I hear Gretchen say “Ooh also tell her that her shirt is fetch” yeah after a lot of convincing fetch is a thing.

“Don’t get hung up on your skin” Regina says giving a thumbs up “Right Right” you walk across the street and ring Karens doorbell “who’s that?” she says instead of who’s there “It’s Y/n” you hear the door unlock “Hiii Y/n come in”

you walk inside and show Karen the flower “*gasp* That’s soo pretty” she says looking at the flower “I-it’s for you” you say. Karen grabs the flower and looks back up at you “It’s almost as pretty as you” she says

you turn red really quick “Thanks for the compliment, but can I tell you something” “Anything” she says “Okay, these past few months I-I don’t know I guess I’ve had these feelings for you” she looks confused “Whaat?” “What i’m trying to say is, I guess I have a crush on you a-and if you want to go out if you want to” there was a pause “If you don’t like me it fine I’ll just lea-” you say about to go to the door but you get cut off by Karen kissing you, yup Karen Smith

“I like you to I just thought you wouldn’t like me” you pull her into a hug “Of course I like you you’re adorable

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[scftiekaren]

WHO I WRITE FOR/MASTERLIST

 HEATHERS

Heather Chandler

Yeah a ghost has a crush on me(Coming Soon)

Heather Duke

Heather Mcnamara

Veronica Sawyer

You’re Crazy But I Like That

Betty Finn

Martha Dunnstock

Kurt Kelly

Ram Sweeney

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MEAN GIRLS

Regina George

Karen Smith

I guess I Have A Crush On You

Gretchen Wieners

Cady Heron

Janis Ian

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BEVERLY HILLS 90210

Brenda Walsh

Kelly Taylor

Andrea Zuckerman

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BE MORE CHILL

Brooke Lohst

Chloe Valentine

Christine Canigula

Jenna Rolan

Richard (Rich) Goranski

Jake Dillinger

Jeremy Heere

Michael Mell

SQUIP

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DEAR EVAN HANSEN

Alana Beck

Connor Murphy

Evan Hansen

Jared Kleinman

Zoe Murphy 

We Will Sing A Requiem Tonight

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HAMILTON

Alexander Hamilton

Aaron Burr(sir)

Angelica Schuyler

Eliza Schuyler

Margarita (Peggy) Schuyler

Maria Reynolds

Phillip Hamilton Schuyler

Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette

John Laurens

Hercules Mulligan

Thomas Jefferson

George Washington

King George III

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SIX THE MUSICAL

Anne Boleyn

Anna Of Cleves

Catherine Of Aragon

Catherine Parr

Jane Seymour

Katherine Howard

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WAITRESS

Jenna Hutcherson

Dawn

Becky

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THE WALKING DEAD

Beth Greene

Maggie Rhee-Greene

Enid Rhee-Greene

Judith Grimes(family member relationships for this bean)

Rosita Espinosa

Tara Chambler

Lizzie Samuels

Cyndie

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DISNEY PRINCESSES

Moana

Elsa

Anna

Ariel

Aurora

Belle

Cinderella

Jasmine

Merida

Mulan

Rapuzel

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You can also request ships

And Preferences/Head Cannons

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REQUEST ALWAYS OPEN

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[scftiekaren]

Interviewing Heathers

Interviewer:”so what do you guys think got you recruited into Heathers.”

Chandler:”I’m the mythic bitch and I do pretty hardcore drugs plus I am Heathers”

Duke:”I’m basically a new and improved chandler, no one sees it yet and I own a pretty neat jeep”

Mcnamara:”I might just be the only one who got accepted because of my name”

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Veronica: “we need a plan”

JD:*starts to raise hand*

Veronica:”one that doesn’t involve killing”

JD:*slowly lowers hand*

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Heathers as vines~

the more vines i find it’ll just keep going

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Ram: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Kurt: Bro, it's just a dream.

Ram: Yeah, I'm not gay, I wouldn't fuck you!

Kurt: You wouldn't?

Ram: Well, if you wanted me to....

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Martha: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy! And my heart is severely damaged... So Ram, if you're out there-

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person: Duke, do want the *scrunchie? *throws scrunchie*

H.Duke: *flies towards scrunchie.*

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JD: *running with object*

Veronica: Hey, let me see what you have!

JD: A KNIFE!

Veronica: NO

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H.Chandler: If I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool, I'd have- no pennies.

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H.Duke: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I, sure hope it does??

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Kurt: AHAH! AHAH! AHAH!

JD: Why you running? Why are you running?

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H.Mcnamara: *singing* Oh I hate myself. Oh I hate myself

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Veronica: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag.

H.Chandler: Oh you spilt- WALAH WALAH- lipstick in my Valentino white bag!?

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H.Mcnamara: Everyone saying they don't want Ebola, - and I'm here like Ebola what? Soup?

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Veronica: We finish each others SLUSHIES

JD: NO! I love you but this is mine

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H.Chandler:”where are the butlers??

Veronica:”This is my fridge”

H.Chandler:”Where’s the indoor swimming pool???”

Veronica:”THIS IS MY FRIDGE”

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H.Duke:”Sabra gives you all of your daily nutrients with 0 grams of trans fat and 0mg cholesterol”

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Kurt:”Get your Del Taco they got a new thing called free sha-*wheeze* fr e sh a voc a do”

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H.Duke:*walks in room*”oh good you’re not busy”

Veronica:*writing Chandlers suicide note*”Actually Heather.... I am busy”

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Ram:”Hi my name is Ram with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life-”

Veronica:”Stop stop stop.. where”

Ram:”hm?”

Veronica:”Where is the B?”

Ram:*looking around frantically*”THERES A BEE??”

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Kurt:*Looking at sign*”dude air is 1 dollar”

Kurt:*singing*”Tell me how im supposed to breathe without air”

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JD:”Sure you may be verified on twitter but are you verified in the eyes of god”

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H.Duke:”you should get the orange soda it’s amazing”

Veronica:”okay”

Veronica:”can I get the strawberry soda”

H.Duke:*stares*

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JD:*tosses 7-eleven sign*

Veronica:”...........I don’t even know which way the 7-Eleven is

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JD: Don’t do that heh, You do it again you gonna get cut heh, stay away heh you know

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