Thanks, Schanagement

Just living in Canada being bored with the help of the internet. You know, girl things and stuff. I’m 33, please let me read your dirty fics I hate it here.

[im-yotsu]

The last one is canon lmao

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[blyddyn]

I remember being in the Republic of Ireland in the late nineties where the distance on road signs was in Kilometers but speed was in mph.

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[dramakoala]

[schanwow]

Yippeeeee

Can’t believe new Fortnite season *and* new Lego for my birthday this year what a treat

It is also Ben’s birthday even though he would rather die than be held and take a photo with me

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[dogpuppy]

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[important-animal-images]

singing lessons

[billyrosehill]

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[slavery]

Sasuke just texted me

[marblellous]

join the club & king gizzard the lizard wizard

[capybaralovers]

[magdaamm]

My second favorite game after Majora's Mask!

It's stupidly edgy and bloomy and LotR styled and takes everything Ocarina of Time did so perfectly and builds on it. To me this is also just THE most beautiful Zelda design I love her so much!

[babizzxx]