My Life Is A Mess :)

18 | San Diego Let's go on an adventure. Buy me a corgi please.

[lacuna-matata]

[yukiteru-yuno]

[scheznuts]

New year new break up

Here's to another year, and another break up, and another effort in trying to heal and do me.

[getmotivatedtoday]

[tdivicenzo]

That look is everything.

[pale-fire]

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

[michele-847]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

[boredpanda]

People From Classic Paintings Inserted Into Modern City Life

[al-ternative]

this is so so so cool

[fleurssauvage]

Exquisite

[ruinedchildhood]

Daffy Duck…isn’t really a duck.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I have never seen grape ice cream.

[loftyskies-deactivated20161129]

Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a  a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah. 

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

[louisthesixteenth-moved-blog-de]

holy fuck

[twosillycorgis]

Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

[beeishappy]

[tfwnobrain-blog]

He’s so fucking done

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[sacred-portal]

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[13daysiniceland]

[artoil]

Fjaðrárgljúfur. South Iceland.

[thabougieone]

America was never great.

[fndungeonmom]

this pleases me greatly

[stevetomjohn]

I really wish people would stop making fake corporate accounts to stand up against bigots because doing so makes Home Depot look good when this was the response by the verified Home Depot account:

which is troubling, especially considering:

“Lake, a Bernie Sanders supporter, said she has seen other employees wearing pro-Trump pins and pendants on their uniforms — yet no one has ever told them not to wear them.”

Please don’t make companies look good when they are actually the opposite of what you want them to be.

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[thotzilla3000-deactivated201805]

when u getting ready to #wastehistime2016 but he ends up wasting urs

[thotzilla3000-deactivated201805]

nvm he replied