RAMP IT UP;

TODD, YOUR LOCAL WASTE OF SPACE AND HUNTER OF THE INEXPLICABLE. IF IT'S NOT IN THE BOOKS, I MIGHT ROCK A LITTLE KNOW-HOW ON HOW TO GET RID OF IT. YOU SEE ANYTHING CRAZY, GIVE ME A CALL, OR LEAVE A MESSAGE. PEACE OUT.

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[schlonkytonk]

open;

[no-ones-fairy]

Fey lowered her LED flashlight and stared at the man in front of her with mild annoyance. “What are you even doing out here?” She walked towards him and paused as she looked him over, he looked like a wreck and smelled strongly of alcohol. She grimaced and took a step back. She should’ve just had stayed in her car, rather than stopping, but there was a vampire on the loose, so she couldn’t have done that without feeling guilty.

"Do you need help or something?"

[schlonkytonk]

    "--yeah, probably."

He can hardly blame her for backing off; Hell, he'd be more concerned if she wasn't afraid of some booze-stained dickbag stumbling around the middle of nowhere. Scraping the back of a hand over tired, stinging eyes, he gives something that passes for a shrug.

          "I was pickin' daisies, ma'am - do I look like I know what I'm doing? Why'd you stop your car for some stranger? I could be anything--anyone."

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[schlonkytonk]

             ❝That’s precious, really.❞ Glossed lips twitched into a brief smile, but it quickly dissolved as dark hues sent the hunter a pointed look.

             ❝But I was perfectly capable of doing that as well——- there’s no need to be a ｓｈｏｗ－ｏｆｆ.❞

    "Yeah," he insists, starting to sound unfortunately condescending, as though speaking to a child incapable of understanding him. "We could go with that. Or you could just, y'know, thank me."

        He doesn't think she's stupid - if she was stupid, she wouldn't have stayed alive long enough for Todd to lop the head off of the thing lunging at her. Honestly, she's right: he could have let her handle it. The thing - now a mess of blood and severed frog-head on the ground - wasn't exactly some kind of big bad, just your average...weird, non-descript monster. But Todd lives in a movie in his head, and in the movies, he has to suddenly turn up and decapitate things to the surprise of everyone around him.

        "You don't seem to mind the whole monsters-walk-the-Earth thing. Were you looking for this--" He nudges the head with his foot. "--slimy lil fucker?"

[schlonkytonk]

hEY hey guys yall should go look at the about and relationships page for todd okay i finally updated them .w. 

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[schlonkytonk]

cat asking for a pet

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[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[cylonqueen]

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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Everyone I RP with deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for not killing me when I don’t reply for like a month

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Bella could barely keep her eyes open at this point. She needed blood and she needed it now. Her tongue was heavy, her head heavier as she peered at Todd through slitted lids. There were so many things that she wanted to say and no strength to say them. She tried to lick her lips and felt as though her tongue was caked in cement - locked down in her mouth. 

The back of her throat burned and screamed for blood. 

“Blood.”

It was all she could manage. Part of her feared Todd wouldn’t understand how dire the situation was, the other part was drifting away from consciousness rapidly.

“Todd…” 

She managed to squeak out his name in response, eyes flittering open the slightest bit more. She was going to hang on, damn it. Graham was not going to be responsible for killing her. 

Not today anyway.

[schlonkytonk]

    On a list of situations he'd rather have avoided, this one was...up there. He'd seen the movies; this was the part where he offered himself up as a refreshing snack and hoped to God she didn't lose her shit and drink him dry. As ridiculous as the idea of it was, he was honestly out of ideas for the moment - that was terrifying in itself. What else was he supposed to do?

        "Good, keep your eyes open, c'mon," Todd muttered distractedly, pulling her up a little more securely into his arms. He wasn't sure how much time they had - all he could really focus on was that it wasn't much, and no matter how immortal vampires were supposed to be, he was pretty sure this one was fucking dying right infront of him. "Mark's gonna kick my dumb ass."

   His hand slid up to the back of Bella's head, pulling her closer to him while he leaned down, head purposefully tilted away from her. His heart was pounding; what if she killed him? What if werewolf blood was somehow toxic to vampires, like in the movies? What if he killed her?

                    Oh, man. You're gonna regret this.

  "--I never thought I'd actually have to say this, but I want you to bite me. Just--just fucking do it."