4headmania

I have a fairly standard blog complete with memes, funny pictures, odd updates about my life an ting. I also have a movie recommendations blog (casualmoviereviews.tumblr) and a blog about consciousness and philosophy and those kind of things (consciousnessthoughts.tumblr)

[sizvideos]

[cyclonemetal]

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

[the-bitch-who-made-god-cum]

They literally were in an awkward situation

[freddie-facilier-deactivated202]

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

[fleatwood]

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

[haillordsauron]

Lol

[truestoriesaboutme]

*cut to 15 years later*

"Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D."

"What? Hold on, I’m trying to full screen this. Where’s the cursor?"

"There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D."

"And that’ll fullscreen it?"

*entire class sighs*

[brokenunderstars-blog]

[beben-eleben]

Simple But Clever Animal Comics By Shanghai Tango

[intlwatters47-deactivated202512]

These are puns These are visual puns

[sixpenceee]

Famous Failures

I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.

"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."

I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.

WATCH IT HERE

[justdilla]

Needed this

[schmam121]

Found in my notes after a highly illegal two-day binge

'Nostril hairs in the nose of a drowns victim (considering they're wearing a nose-pinch thing) - "I wonder if they'll care".' Probably the most profound thing I've ever written

[iraffiruse]

[griffinsc]

FUCK

[tastefullyoffensive]

More Brilliant Shower Thoughts (images via imgur) Previously: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

[paperbarkpress-deactivated20240]

I made this diagram because I am sick of explaining such a simple concept to dumb white boys on the internet. 

[schmam121]

New Year's Ask

1: Describe your year in one word

2: Describe your year in three words

3: Describe your year in one sentence

4: Describe your year with song lyrics

5: Describe your year with a quote/quotes

6: Best memories from 2014?

7: Worst memories from 2014?

8: Biggest surprise in 2014?

9: If you could change one thing about the past year what would it be?

10: If you could relive one day from 2014, which day would you choose and why?

11: What's the strangest thing that happened to you in 2014?

12: If you got the chance to relive this year would you do it?

13: Describe your year with pictures/drawings

14: Who were the most meaningful people in your life this past year?

15: Did any major life changes happen to you in the past year?

16: Who's the coolest person you met in 2014?

17: Any regrets concerning the past year?

18: What is the most memorable thing that happened to you in 2014?

19: Would you say you had a good year?

20: What's the greatest achievement you made this year?

21: Name one meaningful song for every month of the past year

22: What's the best thing that was said to you this year?

23: What's the worst thing that was said to you this year?

24: What's the best gift you received this year?

25: Best book you read in 2014?

26: Best tv show you watched in 2014?

27: Best movie you saw in 2014?

28: Best song you heard in 2014?

29: Most boring day of the year?

30: Saddest day of the year?

31: Scariest moments in 2014?

32: Share the best picture you took in 2014

33: Share the best drawing/painting/other artwork you made in 2014

34: Did 2014 meet your expectations?

35: What's the most interesting experience you had in 2014?

36: Would you say you've changed during this year?

37: What's the bravest thing you did in 2014?

38: What's the hardest thing you did in 2014?

39: What's the most impressive thing you did in 2014?

40: What's the kindest thing you did in 2014?

41: What's the most honest/dishonest thing you did in 2014?

42: What were the biggest events in your life in 2014?

43: What songs do you think will make you remember this year?

44: Did this year teach you anything?

45: What do you expect from the new year?

[moonshoesmargo]

There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Unbelievable.

[considerthishippie]

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

[kalesbug-reblog]

oh

[vintagerachel-deactivated202410]

i was not prepared for that

[marci1900]

[schmam121]

😢

[ashleighthelion]

"Take it as a compliment!" NO.

[4gifs]

[oscarwildechilde]

the library put a whole bunch of these out today and I think i’ve found my new year’s resolution.

[schmam121]

Cliche alert: I do not read enough books. In all of 2014, if I'm being completely honest, I don't remember finishing more than 2 or 3 new ones. Started dozens though.

May have to get this as my desktop wallpaper.

In related news I just started a John Grisham audiobook I downloaded years ago and have just found out it's read by Frank Muller, my abs fave narrator. Yussss.

[beginagainkindly-deactivated201]

I am no expert on love, But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive. 1) Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can. 2) Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person. 3) If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong. 4) Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss. 5) Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room. 6) Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance. 7) Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else. 8) Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back. 9) Be proud to love them. 10) Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say “I told you so.” And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all.

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This isn’t ‘unknown’, I wrote this. For fucks sake.

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