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rainbow flag, tv tower, brandenburg gate at pride in berlin ❤️

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

i think I am going to cry

i love this

al-ternative

i will love you. i will love you. i will love you. argh so perfect dead

Who did this

afunnybattle-deactivated2019032

she will have whoever made this killed

lonekid

OMFGGGFGXDKGF

unfollowfriday

person: magic isnt real

me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆

j6

LMAO THE FUCK? YEAH YOU ARE

super-wolves-blog

google street view is the best, example:

teamcoco

Deon Cole Takes On Rachel Dolezal

officialjiggly

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

thetowndrugdealer

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

biphoenix

thats so rude

catleecious

russa

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.