[clintbartons]

The Walking Dead Season 7 Character Portraits

[cup-o-teatay]

[officialfrenchtoast]

[neckweararchive-blog]

[fscinationstreet-deactivated202]

Gaga just got her Oscar stolen from her she just proved on stage who deserves it minutes ago anyways….

[memewhore]

[schmorganbord]

me as a pedestrian: i, a beautiful innocent pedestrian, have the right of way and all cars must yield to me :-)

me driving: get the fuck out of my way or i'll run you over and break your weak pedestrian legs

[aliform]

I get sick of tumblr’s version of self care, which 90% of the time threads into this beautifully: go pet a fuzzy cute animal! pile up your favorite blankets from childhood and watch disney movies! take a nap! play a game from this list of cute soothings games! 

More realistically: go take a shower because it’s been three days. Wash the dishes that have been in the sink since last Friday that you can smell as soon as you open your door because rotting food stinks. Pick all your clothes off the floor because that’s where your entire wardrobe is and you’ve already cried today because you tripped over a sweater and realized the cat puked on it. Call someone who can give you enough courage to pay that bill you’ve been ignoring. Put away the crackers because that’s all you’ve eaten for two days straight. Apologize to the friends who are worried sick about you, and if you can’t at least let them know you are ok and need space. 

One of the most empowering types of self-care is responsibility, but tumblr just wants to sit in a closet strung with fairy lights and read their favorite fic.  

“Cute” self-care for “cute” mental issues. That’s not reality. 

[aaronify-deactivated20170311]

Finally someone said this

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

[weloveshortvideos]

[retr0philia]

HOW OLD Is THIS CHILD BEXAUSE IF SHES NOT A 12 YEAR OLD LOOKING 17 YEAR OLD LIKE ME, heR HUMOR IS FAR BEYOND HER AGE AND I APPLAUD HER

[superbaltizard]

Vl

[thecommonchick]

I’M SO DEAD RN 😭😂

[missthingdynasty]

IM LITTLE!!!!

[sleazechapel-deactivated2017102]

i aint sayin shes a gold digger

but she aint messin with no broke nigga

[all-too-well]

i ain’t sayin double standards exist

(which they do)

but taylor swift’s net worth is 200 million

[jonathantaylorthomas]

Call me when one of those guys drops $17 million cash on a house.

[i-live-only-for-the-week]

[beccasbookrealm-deactivated2020]

this is the greatest thing ever my day has been made

[toocooltobehipster]

“that’s going straight in my basket”

[rubyredwisp]

Kylo Ren goes undercover among Starkiller Base personnel

[gif-weenus]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[charmers]

[thickboyswag]

[vxcscagwbsh]

Oh Brenda