Before S4 Five is an emotional support animal

Hi, @SchnauzerNo5 on Twitter. This' my TUA trash and I hate S4 so much. Obsessed with Five and Hargreeves siblings☂️ 👌Hurt/Whump Five is my cup of coffee☕️

[schnauzerno5]

Please take your emotional support animal to see World’s biggest ball of twine🧶

[codenameseance]

If you're in need of a palette cleanser after the cluster-fuck of the 4th season, here's a fun full-length spec-script I wrote after s1! We've got DAVE, we've got EUDORA, we're got CLAIRE, and most importantly, we've got all the umbrella siblings being weird and wonderful together. Give it a read, and if you're so inclined you can also leave a comment on my AO3 :)

[hxllhxund]

Someone pls write a fanfic where season 1 Five beats the shit outta season 4 Five. I need something to help me cope with that shit show they call a finale. 🙏 🙏 🙏

[profffessionally-trained-ducky]

it wasnt even character assassination it was a character massacre

[laurrelise]

okay i gotta be so honest one of the ONLY good parts about season 4 is when five is sketching in his little book and lila goes “dear diary, why do i always wear suits?”

that was fucking hilarious i will die on this hill

[loserjackets]

Can’t believe that Queen Delores got cheated on THEIR LOVE WAS REAL

[leoktzchen]

I think I’ve seen some similar takes on this already but the whole lila and five get stuck in the time line subway subplot had a lot of potential actually but they just BUTCHERED it with the whole romance thing

imo the could have just done this:

- show them bickering and arguing, fighting over wich station/line to chose next in a sibling like manner

- show lila falling asleep on fives shoulder as she keeps mumbling about some stupid thing Diego has done while five tops that story with an even more stupid anecdote from their childhood

- show five trying to shave himself without a mirror and failing miserably until lila rolls her eyes and goes “give it here you absolute imbecile” and then helping him out BUT STAYING AT A REASONABLE DISTANCE AND NOT BREATHING ALL OVER HIS FACE

- show them freezing on the subway floor, five mentioning how they could save body heat by staying close to each other, visibly uncomfortable, and lila pulls a face but they end up falling asleep shoulder to shoulder NOT CUDDLING

- show them at the greenhouse timeline, covering the walls with self-drawn maps and complicated calculations, brooding night after day after night, trying to figure this out with lila drawing little hearts on the paper with her kids initials in it

- show five finding the map on the subway, immediately rushing to tell lila whose face lights up like a supernova and as she exclaims “fuck, we’re going home!” she tries to high five him (it doesn’t really work, because five does NOT do high fives) and then pulls him in for a hug. five just about lets that happen, but he smiles a tiny smile and they arrive just in time for Christmas

basically instead of the romance that gave everyone the ick, they could have just gone for the whole sibling like dynamic between the two of them that I adored a lot in the previous season(s)!!!!

[loserjackets]

“It’s so hard to please tua fans”

Literally all we needed to be happy

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

I mean, dysfunction is, after all, what we do best in this family.

The Umbrella Academy: 4x03

[vodakstr8tnogay]

[acetypeface]

As I’m trying to come to terms with whatever the fuck that was, I’ve decided that:

Seasons 1 and 2 are peak. Absolute masterpieces. Canon.

Season 3 can be taken or left. Has its moments, but overall not as good as the first two. Canon, but only if you want it to be.

Season 4 is a fucking crack fic written at 2am that the author rereads at a later date and decides to delete. Absolutely not canon.

[feralnumberfive]

So let me get this straight: Five hid from Lila that he had found his previous journal that told them how to get home just so that he could deepen his relationship with her and hide from the world? So that he could completely forget about his beloved wife Dolores and go on to steal his brother's wife and the mother of their children? And nonetheless without any of his family members knowing where he and Lila are? Completely abandoning his family? And potentially letting them die in another apocalypse?

Fuck that. To the max

[moon-trees]

Season 4 of tua is the opposite of fan service. Fan disservice if you will.

[gourmet-trash]

umbrella academy season 4 spoilers without context

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

The Umbrella Academy Season 4 (Deleted Scene)

[binothesteptrashcan]

S4 of the umbrella academy would have been so much better if they scrapped everything and just had the entire plot be Ben convincing the others to scam Sir Reginald for all he’s worth via crypto

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]

Damn, can't believe Umbrella Academy ended at season 3 where they managed to get back to their main timeline in 2019 and now they have a chance to rebuild their lives where everything is well and fine and dandy and they managed to stop the world from ending for good 😌