I Hate Lawns And Politicians

Any/All Pronouns | Fandom Trash + A Gay Icon What More Could You Want (: Also Norah if you are reading this you lost the game

[ripempezardexerox]

Big fan of whatever

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[calliclassic]

"Two is for discipline, headless of trial"

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whetstonefires]

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

[huyandere]

well yeah

[toskarin]

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

[deepwang27]

[needsmoreexplosions]

so raise your glass if you are Long. in all the right ways

[oxygenisachoice]

I love her and I want volume 3 already

[drbatsponge]

Our first Absolute Cassandra Cain variant cover by Mirka Andolfo!

[captainperoxid3]

Giles stop being gay with your friend-turned-enemy we have slaying to do

[windsandstar]

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[atomicwrongs]

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[ferocioustrout]

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

[pansy2025]

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes ☝️ it will reflect your experiences