Scholar Anon

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Choose.

The son

The mother

The cause

The ally

The ill

The small

Voting ended onMar 10

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

I will no longer be on this because I am not allowed to be on it and keep disrespecting my parents and getting on this anyways, I also lie to my parents.

[tragically-ty-teacup]

Parents when their neurodivergent child is actually focused on being productive for once:

hey do you want to go do some bullshit thing that I won’t tell you what it is and you really have no other choice and you’re probably not going to enjoy it anyway

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

OK currently I'm not exactly supposed to be posting or reblogging anything but when I saw this I was just filled with rage because this pisses me off so much my parents do this all the time and I hate it

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

You should make a main. 😁

Sighhhh i kind of need to make it a main.

hmmm

My anon verse friends would yall mind if i uh. migrated the scholar account a second time?

either too a new blog or the old one

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Painter was launched over to you via catapult

BAAMMMMM

AH WTF-

[paint-brush-anon]

OWCHH WHAT THE-

Swearing

GOD FU-

More swearing

MY BACKKK- FUU-

More swearing.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

DAMNIT PAINTER WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT OW-

[paint-brush-anon]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO-O GET FUCKING CATAPULTED HERE, BLAME IT ON- [The name Painter said was redacted.]!!-

Oh, also, I remember we weren't really on nice terms with eachother, hahah.. Can we just forget that for now, because I don't think I can go through the "It's okay... You didn't mean to.... " conversation..

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Ok fair. I honestly have done that convo too many times and don’t feel like it again…

Blah blah blah, I still love you, yada yada, anyway WHY THE HELL WERE YOU LAUNCHED AT ME

[paint-brush-anon]

Joy joy I love you too, yay healthy father and son relationship- I DON'T KNOW

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Well it’s good to see you again…

[paint-brush-anon]

It's good to see you too, honestly!!! A lot changed!! And I mean. A lot.

Also a lot of things happened too, so uh. Do I. Fill you in or.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Yes please. I’ve been stuck in dimensional limbo for. A while. Don’t ask.

[paint-brush-anon]

Don't worry, I get that. Anyways, I don't think I remember much right now, BUT. Cyan stabbed me for hurting his kid, which wasn't on purpose, I was just not very. Okay at that time. Like at all. Not me. Then I kind of.. Lost my memories again, I don't remember when that took place, so. Then I sat in my uh.. What was that room in your roof again?? I sat there for a week or two, or something.. Then I was going a bit insane, Cyan then tried to help me, but decided to get in through my window, which they broke, so I had a breakdown and almost actually went insane. But it's okay, because I got brownies with sprinkles later from Cyan as an apology!!! I love sprinkles!!! :D

Now, where was I again..

..Huh, I can't remember anything else. Welp!!

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

…PAINTER GOD DAMN???

[paint-brush-anon]

What??

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

A BREAKDOWN IB MY ATTIC?? YOU ALMOST WENT INSANE?????

[paint-brush-anon]

What do you mean a breakdown in your attic??? I locked myself up in there, I didn't have a breakdown in there, that happened a few weeks later when I was texting with Cyan and they decided to help me out, which I really appreciate, by the way!! The brownies were delicious!!

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

PAINTER.

[paint-brush-anon]

What???

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

God we need to get you therapy…

[paint-brush-anon]

No. I refuse to make someone go insane again.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

……HESUS HOW BAD ARE YOUR MENTAL ISSUES???

[paint-brush-anon]

Oh, wait, I just remembered!! I also got a heart attack, because I drank over 50 cans of monster energy drinks. Anyways, back to the therapy topic.

I guess they're bad enough to have the therapist sitting in corner and sobbing, while the workers start shouting at me to leave them the fuck alone..???

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

…ok the first one’s real, AND GODDAMN???

[paint-brush-anon]

..Neh. Also, I'm gonna let you know that I also died and got revived by [name redacted], how come I forgot about that..

Oh, and Cyan's son was almost killed by a not-deer! Man, this place is surely pretty fun.

/sarc

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

CYANS SON WHAT.

[paint-brush-anon]

A not-deer. It followed him into the forest and then tore open his chest, good thing that- Oh wait, I can't tell you.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

THE HELL YOU LEAN YOU CANT TELL ME.

[paint-brush-anon]

It's just a thing between me and Cyan. I'm pretty sure you can find it out by asking Cyan later on! ^^

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

God damnit YOU TELL ME.

[paint-brush-anon]

I can't, dad. -wait is it okay to call you that again-

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Yes, and WHY THE HELL NOT!!

[paint-brush-anon]

Thanks :)

Because I don't know if Im allowed to tell you, since Sky's not your kid and it's NUNYA BUSINESS or whatever people say it like nowadays.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*sigh*

Fair I guess…

[paint-brush-anon]

..Can we go to the town next to this one on a train together, because I wanna buy some more paints, please-

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Pft- of course bud… need to buy some parts anyway.

[paint-brush-anon]

YAYY, okay!!! Give me a second!!-

Painter glitched and disappeared!! He appeared again, wearing a sweater, comfy pants, sneakers, a beanie cap and a messenger bag!! It's a very warm fit for summer, but okay.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

…painter it’s 90 degrees out.

[paint-brush-anon]

........

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Please go put a t-shirt on…

[paint-brush-anon]

I don't want to.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Why not?

[paint-brush-anon]

...

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Painter you’ll be sweating like crazy in that…

[paint-brush-anon]

......

Why's he staring at Scholar like that.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

.........You alright?

[paint-brush-anon]

Scholar, I'm totally fine with wearing there clothes, I'm not gonna sweat. I don't want to change into different clothing.

MAN. HE'S ALSO WEARING WHITE GLOVES BTW, BUT THOSE ARE MOST LIKELY THIN

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

I mean alright... if you say so i guess... even the gloves tho?

[paint-brush-anon]

I was wearing those before I changed into these clothes. Pay attention to details more carefully, Scholar.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Fair enough- but alright, if you really want to…

[sewing-threatx3]

Ohhh my everlasting skies. @scholar-the-genius-anon, you were so right about Among us. The series. I have no words. It was beautiful.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

NEVER DOUBT ME.

[lost-in-paradise-pc]

Considering a decently sized tweak for Vexel's design but wanted to get some feedback first

So Vexels current design is this:

Which is pretty good, but theres a small issue I have, that being the head.

I know thats a pretty major thing to have an issue with, the head being a television with bright blue is something that draw the attention, and its part of the initial inspiration being a recycled twisted vee headcanon design.

Heres the issue though, Vexel isnt supposed to be a robot. She is an organic being using a metal form as a shell. the television shouldnt be the focus, and probably also shouldnt be powered on.

So, heres my sketch idea:

With this updated design, it puts more focus on the organics while still keeping the television and the silhouette, however now it serves more as a shell for the real head, rather than just the head itself

Just the head gets changed, I think the rest of her still works pretty well.

Just wanted to get some feedback if this is a good idea and makes sense or not.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Is it just me or does this dude really remind of salvage from frickbears three...

The cloak, the tv head thats shattered, revealing flesh underneath, and the whole weapon for a hand.

(I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS AU BUT IT LOOKS COOL AND THIS IS SMTH I NOTICED)

[lost-in-paradise-pc]

interestingly I only learned of frickbears a few weeks ago, regardless salvage is an absolutely peak design, though any similarities are just coincidence

Vexel's initial inspiration was twisted vee, more specifically my headcanon design for her. I got really attached to the design and wanted to reuse it for one of my stories, so I tweaked the colors, changed and added some shapes, and swapped out all of the ichor for growths of flesh and bone, which led to Vexel

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Oh I can def see the twisted Vee similarities!!

And yes you are correct salvage is peak design… honestly the broken tv screen with flesh being visible is so cool to see…

Anyway I love this dudes design and will be binging this lore soooooooo

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Hey. you.

yes you.

go watch the among us show.

if you are seeing my blog your 100% a freak who prob likes these lil beans dying.

so go watch it.

the more its watched, the more likely we will get a season 2.

so go.

watch the beans suffer.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Painter was launched over to you via catapult

BAAMMMMM

AH WTF-

[paint-brush-anon]

OWCHH WHAT THE-

Swearing

GOD FU-

More swearing

MY BACKKK- FUU-

More swearing.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

DAMNIT PAINTER WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT OW-

[paint-brush-anon]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO-O GET FUCKING CATAPULTED HERE, BLAME IT ON- [The name Painter said was redacted.]!!-

Oh, also, I remember we weren't really on nice terms with eachother, hahah.. Can we just forget that for now, because I don't think I can go through the "It's okay... You didn't mean to.... " conversation..

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Ok fair. I honestly have done that convo too many times and don’t feel like it again…

Blah blah blah, I still love you, yada yada, anyway WHY THE HELL WERE YOU LAUNCHED AT ME

[paint-brush-anon]

Joy joy I love you too, yay healthy father and son relationship- I DON'T KNOW

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Well it’s good to see you again…

[paint-brush-anon]

It's good to see you too, honestly!!! A lot changed!! And I mean. A lot.

Also a lot of things happened too, so uh. Do I. Fill you in or.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Yes please. I’ve been stuck in dimensional limbo for. A while. Don’t ask.

[paint-brush-anon]

Don't worry, I get that. Anyways, I don't think I remember much right now, BUT. Cyan stabbed me for hurting his kid, which wasn't on purpose, I was just not very. Okay at that time. Like at all. Not me. Then I kind of.. Lost my memories again, I don't remember when that took place, so. Then I sat in my uh.. What was that room in your roof again?? I sat there for a week or two, or something.. Then I was going a bit insane, Cyan then tried to help me, but decided to get in through my window, which they broke, so I had a breakdown and almost actually went insane. But it's okay, because I got brownies with sprinkles later from Cyan as an apology!!! I love sprinkles!!! :D

Now, where was I again..

..Huh, I can't remember anything else. Welp!!

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

…PAINTER GOD DAMN???

[paint-brush-anon]

What??

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

A BREAKDOWN IB MY ATTIC?? YOU ALMOST WENT INSANE?????

[paint-brush-anon]

What do you mean a breakdown in your attic??? I locked myself up in there, I didn't have a breakdown in there, that happened a few weeks later when I was texting with Cyan and they decided to help me out, which I really appreciate, by the way!! The brownies were delicious!!

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

PAINTER.

[paint-brush-anon]

What???

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

God we need to get you therapy…

[paint-brush-anon]

No. I refuse to make someone go insane again.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

……HESUS HOW BAD ARE YOUR MENTAL ISSUES???

[paint-brush-anon]

Oh, wait, I just remembered!! I also got a heart attack, because I drank over 50 cans of monster energy drinks. Anyways, back to the therapy topic.

I guess they're bad enough to have the therapist sitting in corner and sobbing, while the workers start shouting at me to leave them the fuck alone..???

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

…ok the first one’s real, AND GODDAMN???

[paint-brush-anon]

..Neh. Also, I'm gonna let you know that I also died and got revived by [name redacted], how come I forgot about that..

Oh, and Cyan's son was almost killed by a not-deer! Man, this place is surely pretty fun.

/sarc

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

CYANS SON WHAT.

[paint-brush-anon]

A not-deer. It followed him into the forest and then tore open his chest, good thing that- Oh wait, I can't tell you.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

THE HELL YOU LEAN YOU CANT TELL ME.

[paint-brush-anon]

It's just a thing between me and Cyan. I'm pretty sure you can find it out by asking Cyan later on! ^^

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

God damnit YOU TELL ME.

[paint-brush-anon]

I can't, dad. -wait is it okay to call you that again-

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Yes, and WHY THE HELL NOT!!

[paint-brush-anon]

Thanks :)

Because I don't know if Im allowed to tell you, since Sky's not your kid and it's NUNYA BUSINESS or whatever people say it like nowadays.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*sigh*

Fair I guess…

[paint-brush-anon]

..Can we go to the town next to this one on a train together, because I wanna buy some more paints, please-

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Pft- of course bud… need to buy some parts anyway.

[paint-brush-anon]

YAYY, okay!!! Give me a second!!-

Painter glitched and disappeared!! He appeared again, wearing a sweater, comfy pants, sneakers, a beanie cap and a messenger bag!! It's a very warm fit for summer, but okay.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

…painter it’s 90 degrees out.

[paint-brush-anon]

........

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Please go put a t-shirt on…

[paint-brush-anon]

I don't want to.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Why not?

[paint-brush-anon]

...

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Painter you’ll be sweating like crazy in that…

[paint-brush-anon]

......

Why's he staring at Scholar like that.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

.........You alright?

[paint-brush-anon]

Scholar, I'm totally fine with wearing there clothes, I'm not gonna sweat. I don't want to change into different clothing.

MAN. HE'S ALSO WEARING WHITE GLOVES BTW, BUT THOSE ARE MOST LIKELY THIN

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

I mean alright... if you say so i guess... even the gloves tho?

[lost-in-paradise-pc]

Considering a decently sized tweak for Vexel's design but wanted to get some feedback first

So Vexels current design is this:

Which is pretty good, but theres a small issue I have, that being the head.

I know thats a pretty major thing to have an issue with, the head being a television with bright blue is something that draw the attention, and its part of the initial inspiration being a recycled twisted vee headcanon design.

Heres the issue though, Vexel isnt supposed to be a robot. She is an organic being using a metal form as a shell. the television shouldnt be the focus, and probably also shouldnt be powered on.

So, heres my sketch idea:

With this updated design, it puts more focus on the organics while still keeping the television and the silhouette, however now it serves more as a shell for the real head, rather than just the head itself

Just the head gets changed, I think the rest of her still works pretty well.

Just wanted to get some feedback if this is a good idea and makes sense or not.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Is it just me or does this dude really remind of salvage from frickbears three...

The cloak, the tv head thats shattered, revealing flesh underneath, and the whole weapon for a hand.

(I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS AU BUT IT LOOKS COOL AND THIS IS SMTH I NOTICED)

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

you're gonna have to guess who sent that previous ask

@coke-zero-anonomous

Oi.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

the amazing digital shaboingboing

LMAO?????????

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

(This is on April 1st/April fools!! Ahem...

*SCHOLAR GOT A MESSAGE.. I wonder from whom!! Its shrimpo..*

"Can you get Brick a milkshake, he wants the McDonald's one again"

HAPPY BURTHDAY KIDDO!! And yeah sure! What do you want for your B-day btw?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Its not my birthday, just get Brick the damn milkshake"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

I KNOW WHEN ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Yourrrr… twenty now right?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Forget I asked, ill find him something to eat instead"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo… come on bud please? I’ll get you whatever you want :]

[i-hate-being-asked]

"You have no reason to get me anything I am done talking bye"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

SHRIMPO ANSWER ME OR I WILL SHOW UP WITH CAKE AND BALLOONS AND GET EVERYONE TO THROW A PARTY. TELL ME WHAT TO GET YOU OR ELSE.

[i-hate-being-asked]

*he blocked Scholar lol*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Scholar called him*

[i-hate-being-asked]

"UGHH.. WHAT.. I DONT WANT ANYTHING."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo. I am getting you SOMETHING. Tell me or else I will show up to gardenview, and get every toon there to throw you the biggest birthday bash imaginable.

What do you want for your birthday.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Do not. I dont WANT anything!! I just want a milkshake for Brick. I KNEW i shouldn't have called you."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

You have thirty seconds before I start ordering a cake. You have to want SOMETHING.

[i-hate-being-asked]

*... he hung up*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Heee called back*

[i-hate-being-asked]

"STOP CALLING ME. I DO NOT WANT JACK SHIT, DO NOT COME HERE, AND DO NOT DO ANYTHING. LEAVE ME ALONE."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo. The last thing I will be doing is not getting you anything for the wonderful day a nice, amazing shrimp, who I love and is my son, came into the world. Please. Literally anything.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"I WASNT BORN TODAY. IT ISNT MY BIRTHDAY. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo… why do you hate your birthday so much…

[i-hate-being-asked]

*...he hung up again*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*HE CAOLED BACK WHO WOULDDA GUESSED*

[i-hate-being-asked]

*ANNNDDD.. he didnt answer!!*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Sighhh*

God damnit shrimpo…

[i-hate-being-asked]

*shrimpo had FULLY set his phone down!! Yeah so he wouldn't answer to anything now..*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*15 minutes later…*

*Theres a bright green flash as scholar teleports into shrimpos room!!*

[i-hate-being-asked]

*shrimpo WAS putting sunglasses Brick.. and then he saw scholar and went to his bathroom*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

SHRIMPO WAIT WAIT WAIT I BROUGHT GOU SOMETHING YOULL LIKE- and bricks milkshake.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"...."

*he set brick down on the bed so Scholar could give him the milkshake and then went back to the bathroom ANNDDD shut the door*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*SIGHHHH*

Shrimpo normally I don’t endorse this BUT. BECAUSE IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I bought you some weed…

[i-hate-being-asked]

*...... he opened the door*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Just enough for a few blunts… you’re welcome…

*He tossed shrimpo a bag of weed through the door!*

[i-hate-being-asked]

".. at least i don't have to hide my stash anymore"

*he picked up the weed and walked to his bed!!*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*sigh*

WHY did you have to say that……. Yknow what. It’s your birthday, get as high as you want. Tomorrow though, I’m searching this room top to bottom.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"-it isn't my birthday."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

It’s April first.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"NOT my birthday."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

When is your birthday then?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"NEVER."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

So you were never born?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"I wish"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo no.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Well either way, it isn't my birthday. I dont have one."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo your birthday being on April fools isn’t a big deal…

[i-hate-being-asked]

"SHUT UP ABOUT BIRTHDAYS"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

No!!

Today is the day YOU were born, and your fucking amazing!!

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Uhuh.. tell that to everyone else here. Im sure they'd ALL disagree. Either way, I dont even celebrate my birthday- NOT THAT ITS TODAY."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Scholar takes a deeeep breath*

Look bud. i understand you dont like your birthday. and maybe im the asshole for trying to celebrate it. but could you PLEASE. tell me ONE thing you want so i can get you a birthday gift thats NOT drugs.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"... bong"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

............Ok something not drug RELATED

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

FUCK THE HIGHWAY, YOU CAN'T KILL SUCTION CUP MAN!!!!

FUCK YOUR SHIT IM GOIN UP, YOU CANT UNSTUCK MY SUCTION CUPS!

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

(This is on April 1st/April fools!! Ahem...

*SCHOLAR GOT A MESSAGE.. I wonder from whom!! Its shrimpo..*

"Can you get Brick a milkshake, he wants the McDonald's one again"

HAPPY BURTHDAY KIDDO!! And yeah sure! What do you want for your B-day btw?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Its not my birthday, just get Brick the damn milkshake"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

I KNOW WHEN ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Yourrrr… twenty now right?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Forget I asked, ill find him something to eat instead"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo… come on bud please? I’ll get you whatever you want :]

[i-hate-being-asked]

"You have no reason to get me anything I am done talking bye"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

SHRIMPO ANSWER ME OR I WILL SHOW UP WITH CAKE AND BALLOONS AND GET EVERYONE TO THROW A PARTY. TELL ME WHAT TO GET YOU OR ELSE.

[i-hate-being-asked]

*he blocked Scholar lol*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Scholar called him*

[i-hate-being-asked]

"UGHH.. WHAT.. I DONT WANT ANYTHING."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo. I am getting you SOMETHING. Tell me or else I will show up to gardenview, and get every toon there to throw you the biggest birthday bash imaginable.

What do you want for your birthday.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Do not. I dont WANT anything!! I just want a milkshake for Brick. I KNEW i shouldn't have called you."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

You have thirty seconds before I start ordering a cake. You have to want SOMETHING.

[i-hate-being-asked]

*... he hung up*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Heee called back*

[i-hate-being-asked]

"STOP CALLING ME. I DO NOT WANT JACK SHIT, DO NOT COME HERE, AND DO NOT DO ANYTHING. LEAVE ME ALONE."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo. The last thing I will be doing is not getting you anything for the wonderful day a nice, amazing shrimp, who I love and is my son, came into the world. Please. Literally anything.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"I WASNT BORN TODAY. IT ISNT MY BIRTHDAY. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo… why do you hate your birthday so much…

[i-hate-being-asked]

*...he hung up again*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*HE CAOLED BACK WHO WOULDDA GUESSED*

[i-hate-being-asked]

*ANNNDDD.. he didnt answer!!*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Sighhh*

God damnit shrimpo…

[i-hate-being-asked]

*shrimpo had FULLY set his phone down!! Yeah so he wouldn't answer to anything now..*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*15 minutes later…*

*Theres a bright green flash as scholar teleports into shrimpos room!!*

[i-hate-being-asked]

*shrimpo WAS putting sunglasses Brick.. and then he saw scholar and went to his bathroom*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

SHRIMPO WAIT WAIT WAIT I BROUGHT GOU SOMETHING YOULL LIKE- and bricks milkshake.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"...."

*he set brick down on the bed so Scholar could give him the milkshake and then went back to the bathroom ANNDDD shut the door*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*SIGHHHH*

Shrimpo normally I don’t endorse this BUT. BECAUSE IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I bought you some weed…

[i-hate-being-asked]

*...... he opened the door*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Just enough for a few blunts… you’re welcome…

*He tossed shrimpo a bag of weed through the door!*

[i-hate-being-asked]

".. at least i don't have to hide my stash anymore"

*he picked up the weed and walked to his bed!!*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*sigh*

WHY did you have to say that……. Yknow what. It’s your birthday, get as high as you want. Tomorrow though, I’m searching this room top to bottom.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"-it isn't my birthday."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

It’s April first.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"NOT my birthday."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

When is your birthday then?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"NEVER."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

So you were never born?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"I wish"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo no.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Well either way, it isn't my birthday. I dont have one."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo your birthday being on April fools isn’t a big deal…

[i-hate-being-asked]

"SHUT UP ABOUT BIRTHDAYS"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

No!!

Today is the day YOU were born, and your fucking amazing!!

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Uhuh.. tell that to everyone else here. Im sure they'd ALL disagree. Either way, I dont even celebrate my birthday- NOT THAT ITS TODAY."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Scholar takes a deeeep breath*

Look bud. i understand you dont like your birthday. and maybe im the asshole for trying to celebrate it. but could you PLEASE. tell me ONE thing you want so i can get you a birthday gift thats NOT drugs.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Painter was launched over to you via catapult

BAAMMMMM

AH WTF-

[paint-brush-anon]

OWCHH WHAT THE-

Swearing

GOD FU-

More swearing

MY BACKKK- FUU-

More swearing.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

DAMNIT PAINTER WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT OW-

[paint-brush-anon]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO-O GET FUCKING CATAPULTED HERE, BLAME IT ON- [The name Painter said was redacted.]!!-

Oh, also, I remember we weren't really on nice terms with eachother, hahah.. Can we just forget that for now, because I don't think I can go through the "It's okay... You didn't mean to.... " conversation..

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Ok fair. I honestly have done that convo too many times and don’t feel like it again…

Blah blah blah, I still love you, yada yada, anyway WHY THE HELL WERE YOU LAUNCHED AT ME

[paint-brush-anon]

Joy joy I love you too, yay healthy father and son relationship- I DON'T KNOW

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Well it’s good to see you again…

[paint-brush-anon]

It's good to see you too, honestly!!! A lot changed!! And I mean. A lot.

Also a lot of things happened too, so uh. Do I. Fill you in or.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Yes please. I’ve been stuck in dimensional limbo for. A while. Don’t ask.

[paint-brush-anon]

Don't worry, I get that. Anyways, I don't think I remember much right now, BUT. Cyan stabbed me for hurting his kid, which wasn't on purpose, I was just not very. Okay at that time. Like at all. Not me. Then I kind of.. Lost my memories again, I don't remember when that took place, so. Then I sat in my uh.. What was that room in your roof again?? I sat there for a week or two, or something.. Then I was going a bit insane, Cyan then tried to help me, but decided to get in through my window, which they broke, so I had a breakdown and almost actually went insane. But it's okay, because I got brownies with sprinkles later from Cyan as an apology!!! I love sprinkles!!! :D

Now, where was I again..

..Huh, I can't remember anything else. Welp!!

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

…PAINTER GOD DAMN???

[paint-brush-anon]

What??

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

A BREAKDOWN IB MY ATTIC?? YOU ALMOST WENT INSANE?????

[paint-brush-anon]

What do you mean a breakdown in your attic??? I locked myself up in there, I didn't have a breakdown in there, that happened a few weeks later when I was texting with Cyan and they decided to help me out, which I really appreciate, by the way!! The brownies were delicious!!

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

PAINTER.

[paint-brush-anon]

What???

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

God we need to get you therapy…

[paint-brush-anon]

No. I refuse to make someone go insane again.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

……HESUS HOW BAD ARE YOUR MENTAL ISSUES???

[paint-brush-anon]

Oh, wait, I just remembered!! I also got a heart attack, because I drank over 50 cans of monster energy drinks. Anyways, back to the therapy topic.

I guess they're bad enough to have the therapist sitting in corner and sobbing, while the workers start shouting at me to leave them the fuck alone..???

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

…ok the first one’s real, AND GODDAMN???

[paint-brush-anon]

..Neh. Also, I'm gonna let you know that I also died and got revived by [name redacted], how come I forgot about that..

Oh, and Cyan's son was almost killed by a not-deer! Man, this place is surely pretty fun.

/sarc

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

CYANS SON WHAT.

[paint-brush-anon]

A not-deer. It followed him into the forest and then tore open his chest, good thing that- Oh wait, I can't tell you.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

THE HELL YOU LEAN YOU CANT TELL ME.

[paint-brush-anon]

It's just a thing between me and Cyan. I'm pretty sure you can find it out by asking Cyan later on! ^^

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

God damnit YOU TELL ME.

[paint-brush-anon]

I can't, dad. -wait is it okay to call you that again-

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Yes, and WHY THE HELL NOT!!

[paint-brush-anon]

Thanks :)

Because I don't know if Im allowed to tell you, since Sky's not your kid and it's NUNYA BUSINESS or whatever people say it like nowadays.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*sigh*

Fair I guess…

[paint-brush-anon]

..Can we go to the town next to this one on a train together, because I wanna buy some more paints, please-

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Pft- of course bud… need to buy some parts anyway.

[paint-brush-anon]

YAYY, okay!!! Give me a second!!-

Painter glitched and disappeared!! He appeared again, wearing a sweater, comfy pants, sneakers, a beanie cap and a messenger bag!! It's a very warm fit for summer, but okay.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

…painter it’s 90 degrees out.

[paint-brush-anon]

........

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Please go put a t-shirt on…

[paint-brush-anon]

I don't want to.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Why not?

[paint-brush-anon]

...

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Painter you’ll be sweating like crazy in that…

[paint-brush-anon]

......

Why's he staring at Scholar like that.

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

.........You alright?

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

(This is on April 1st/April fools!! Ahem...

*SCHOLAR GOT A MESSAGE.. I wonder from whom!! Its shrimpo..*

"Can you get Brick a milkshake, he wants the McDonald's one again"

HAPPY BURTHDAY KIDDO!! And yeah sure! What do you want for your B-day btw?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Its not my birthday, just get Brick the damn milkshake"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

I KNOW WHEN ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Yourrrr… twenty now right?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Forget I asked, ill find him something to eat instead"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo… come on bud please? I’ll get you whatever you want :]

[i-hate-being-asked]

"You have no reason to get me anything I am done talking bye"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

SHRIMPO ANSWER ME OR I WILL SHOW UP WITH CAKE AND BALLOONS AND GET EVERYONE TO THROW A PARTY. TELL ME WHAT TO GET YOU OR ELSE.

[i-hate-being-asked]

*he blocked Scholar lol*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Scholar called him*

[i-hate-being-asked]

"UGHH.. WHAT.. I DONT WANT ANYTHING."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo. I am getting you SOMETHING. Tell me or else I will show up to gardenview, and get every toon there to throw you the biggest birthday bash imaginable.

What do you want for your birthday.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Do not. I dont WANT anything!! I just want a milkshake for Brick. I KNEW i shouldn't have called you."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

You have thirty seconds before I start ordering a cake. You have to want SOMETHING.

[i-hate-being-asked]

*... he hung up*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Heee called back*

[i-hate-being-asked]

"STOP CALLING ME. I DO NOT WANT JACK SHIT, DO NOT COME HERE, AND DO NOT DO ANYTHING. LEAVE ME ALONE."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo. The last thing I will be doing is not getting you anything for the wonderful day a nice, amazing shrimp, who I love and is my son, came into the world. Please. Literally anything.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"I WASNT BORN TODAY. IT ISNT MY BIRTHDAY. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo… why do you hate your birthday so much…

[i-hate-being-asked]

*...he hung up again*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*HE CAOLED BACK WHO WOULDDA GUESSED*

[i-hate-being-asked]

*ANNNDDD.. he didnt answer!!*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*Sighhh*

God damnit shrimpo…

[i-hate-being-asked]

*shrimpo had FULLY set his phone down!! Yeah so he wouldn't answer to anything now..*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*15 minutes later…*

*Theres a bright green flash as scholar teleports into shrimpos room!!*

[i-hate-being-asked]

*shrimpo WAS putting sunglasses Brick.. and then he saw scholar and went to his bathroom*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

SHRIMPO WAIT WAIT WAIT I BROUGHT GOU SOMETHING YOULL LIKE- and bricks milkshake.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"...."

*he set brick down on the bed so Scholar could give him the milkshake and then went back to the bathroom ANNDDD shut the door*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*SIGHHHH*

Shrimpo normally I don’t endorse this BUT. BECAUSE IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I bought you some weed…

[i-hate-being-asked]

*...... he opened the door*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Just enough for a few blunts… you’re welcome…

*He tossed shrimpo a bag of weed through the door!*

[i-hate-being-asked]

".. at least i don't have to hide my stash anymore"

*he picked up the weed and walked to his bed!!*

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

*sigh*

WHY did you have to say that……. Yknow what. It’s your birthday, get as high as you want. Tomorrow though, I’m searching this room top to bottom.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"-it isn't my birthday."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

It’s April first.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"NOT my birthday."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

When is your birthday then?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"NEVER."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

So you were never born?

[i-hate-being-asked]

"I wish"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo no.

[i-hate-being-asked]

"Well either way, it isn't my birthday. I dont have one."

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

Shrimpo your birthday being on April fools isn’t a big deal…

[i-hate-being-asked]

"SHUT UP ABOUT BIRTHDAYS"

[scholar-the-genius-anon]

No!!

Today is the day YOU were born, and your fucking amazing!!