SCHOLLBUS

The ever-rolling adventures of the Schollbus.

[thebestmoreorless-deactivated20]

[misterhippity]

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

[oeste-archived]

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

[fennwox]

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

[sharkchunks]

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

[ithelpstodream]

The new Secretary of Education.

[dealanexmachina]

[lennythereviewer]

Last night in a nutshell

[cute-overload]

Shark baby

[ljusen]

I’m laughing so hard look at this lil bby he’s the happiest mf on earth life is gorgeous

[schollbus]

training for the super bowl

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

cursed image

[nfji8ikjnwji3-blog]

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

[saitamas-hoodie]

i want to die

[schollbus]

wtf is this

[justasimplerachel]

ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because

pew pew

[geoaces]

i fucking hate this website

[fencehopping]

Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel

[trapcard]

“hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/

[pizzaotter]

The thing is some people on this website actually made me question the sarcasm.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

I know it must seem like a joke to you, but watching hydrophobia be glorified in the media when I, myself, am 70 percent water….

[humorstaff]

[micdotcom]

Sportscaster Dale Hansen defends student wrestler Mack Beggs and takes a stand against transphobia

[blackness-by-your-side]

this

[buzzfeed]

McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter

The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).

[buzzfeed]

Update:

[obviousplant]

Free employment advice left at one of those Target application kiosk thingies

[ithelpstodream]

[huffpost]

[bellygangstaboo]

I am deceased