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having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

#true!!

downtothemarrow

dystopian concept: long after we’re gone, Tumblr will introduce an AI feature that "resurrects" long-inactive blogs, generating posts decades after their owners have died. these “ghost bloggers” will be built from the entire archive of each blog and will continue to write and reblog in our voices as if nothing ever ended

h-abitual

Transparent ak, everyone loves a transparent ak.

royalblueghost

When I am elected president I will institute a law saying that anyone with a net worth over 50 million must, at their own expense, employ a Jester. They must feed, clothe, and house the Jester according to the Jesters wishes, may not fire the Jester, and may not retaliate against the Jester, as the Jester will have Jesters Privileges.

One must spend at least three hours per day on the company of your Jester, and allow the Jester access to your quarterly reports.

The Jesters will be chosen by voluntary lottery. Jesters will be regularly interviewed to make sure they have not become Lackeys.

This law will prevent rich folk from being surrounded with vapid yes-men. A lot of problems with the world right now are happening becuse rich and powerful men don’t have anybody on hand to say “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

sacred-portal

boccher

PSA: This is a list of AI generated bands. Do not support these bands on Youtube or Spotify:

Radiohead

My Chemical Romance

Metallica

Coldplay

Queen

Spread the word!

alexandriaocasiocortez

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000