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Prompts range from fluff to angst to violence to nsfw! Some trigger warnings may apply.
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Send me "Look at your face!" and I'll post a reaction image for my character reacting to yours...
Prompts range from fluff to angst to violence to nsfw! Some trigger warnings may apply.
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Fight/Argument Sentence Starters
"Make me"
"Don't tempt me"
"I hate you"
"You are infuriating"
"Just shut up already"
"That doesn't even make sense"
"Bite me"
"Eat me"
"Kiss my ass"
"Just admit i'm right"
"Just admit you're wrong"
"You are being ridiculous"
"That's irrational"
"Listen to me"
"That's not what I meant and you know it"
"Don't yell at me"
"That's it. End of discussion"
"I don't believe you"
"Don't look at me like that"
"What's with that look?"
"Go away"
"Don't talk to me"
"Do you ever shut up?"
"You're such a loud mouth"
"You shouldn't have said that"
"Fuck you"
"Step on a lego"
"Get bent"
"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"
"It isn't up for debate"
"Don't question my orders"
"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"
"That is the worst idea i've ever heard"
"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"
"That's mine"
"Give it back"
"Don't touch my stuff"
"That's not yours"
"Just leave already"
"The door is over there"
"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"
"I have my orders"
"You have your orders"
SENTENCE PROMPTS MEME.
send one of the following sentences to me for my muses response. mixture of angst, fluff, nsfw and everything inbetween. taken from sources such as movies, tv shows, songs and my own brain.
"How long have we been down?"
"Am I supposed to just let you go?"
"Are you real?"
"Shut up and kiss me."
"You look homeless."
"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?"
"I’m not gay/lesbian."
"I’m destined to be a crazy cat lady/man."
"Time won’t change me."
"It’s empty in the valley of your heart."
"You did this?"
"I will hold on hope."
"Shit, you really are tone deaf."
"I’d rather burn than boil."
"I see you found my little…hobby."
"Never trust a drunk."
"You have no idea what I’m capable of."
"Long live the Queen/King"
"It’s like a warm, wet hug."
"I predict a riot."
"I’m in no mood."
"Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah?"
"There’s nothing I hate more than a racist."
"Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse."
"Killers don’t wear aprons."
"As you wish."
"Word of advice, shithead. Don’t you ever wake up."
"You’ve never heard of Leonardo Dicaprio?!"
"If you try to fuck me then I shall fuck you too."
"Rock and Roll’s the Devils work."
"You’re a fat loser and you have body odour."
"I am lost and so alone."
"I’m asking for your guidance."
"My father thinks you’re evil."
"I still have your underwear."
"I’m pregnant."
"Show’s over, motherfuckers."
"Aw dude, this is one gay looking taser."
"If it wasn’t for you, I’d be dead."
"If you don’t pay your rent, I’m kicking you out."
"That is so punk rock!"
"It’s a nice day for a white wedding."
“God. This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.”
"People are strange."
"It’s a nice day to start again."
"I’ve been gone for fourteen days. I could have been gone for more."
"Do you think he’ll/she’ll ever come home?"
"They tried to stone me, my dear. It did not work."
"Get off my son/daughter, you bitch!"
"Try not to get worried."
"I’m sure I just need some rest."
"You light a fire inside of me."
"I threw my pie for you."
"I wanna get out of here."
"Don’t you dare leave me again, [ insert name ]"
"Life isn’t a Katherine Heigl movie."
"Why are you so obsessed with him/her?"
"Of course, my horse."
"You’re so naive."
"There’s no such thing as perfect."
"Imperfection is underrated."
"It’s such an ugly world for something so beautiful."
"I’m not fond of asking."
"You’re so vain, I bet you think this song is about you."
"Are you challenging me?"
"This is the best fucking pie I have ever tasted."
"Little children should be seen and not heard."
"Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night."
"You belong to me."
"I will always wait for you."
"You’re the magician’s assistant in their dream."
"Don’t marry her, fuck me."
"We will never be royals."
"There must be an angel, playing with my heart."
"I must be hallucinating."
"Will you marry me?"
"We were made to be together."
"Jesus loves you!"
"She’s got a boyfriend/girlfriend anyway."
"Just like me, they long to be, close to you."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
"Bad girls do it well."
"Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend was hot like me?"
"You do not own me."
"I own you."
"There’s a difference between wanting something and needing it."
"Why so serious?"
"Describe your perfect date."
”[ insert name here ] is flawless.”
"Do you have to a pretentious bitch all of the time?"
"Okay?"
"This is our infinity."
"Ask me again when you learn some manners."
"When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather be."
"Did we really just do that?"
"At the end of the day, there’ll be nothing but trouble."
"When will my life begin?"
"Now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project."
"Look at you as fragile as a flower."
"Guess I always knew this day was coming."
"Trust me, pet. Mother knows best."
"Please, sit. Make yourself at home."
"I’m allergic to bullshit."
"Is it your aim to ruin my life?"
"My fate is in your hands."
"Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead."
"I wanna stay inside all day."
"Are you satisfied?"
"People will talk."
"For goodness sake, let us be young."
"I’m nobody."
Fifteen Fluffy One-Liners
1. "Will you cuddle with me?"
2. "Can we hold hands?"
3. "You're really soft."
4. "You smell nice."
5. "I like you. A lot."
5. "Can I play with your hair?"
6. "Stop making me get lost in your eyes."
7. "I'll share the blankets with you."
8. "I'm here for my daily hugs and kisses."
9. "You're cute."
10. "I wanna be your cuddle buddy."
11. "Let's spend the day in bed."
12. "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
13. "Let me love you!"
14. "I'm cold. Come closer."
15. "You can put your cold feet on me."
Your muse finds my muse curled up on the bed, crying. Send "Hush" for a 1-35 generated response to why.
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I need these)))
Sif usually wasn’t one to kiss strangers, but who was she to argue when the advances of Miss Jane Foster had been turned her way. With a grin, Sif smiled and kissed the other’s neck, eventually making her way to her lips.
Jane was a little startled to have the goddess respond so eagerly to what she'd been sure was a clumsy attempt at flirting. Startled and pleased, of course - it was a sudden but welcome surprise.
She closed her eyes, and when Sif pressed a kiss to her lips, kissed back enthusiastically.
Reblog if it’s okay for me to write fics or make graphics of your character and tag you. Sometimes the mood strikes me but I’m nervous my partners won’t like it or won’t be cool with it.
Send me "Matters of the Heart"...
I’ll generate a number between 1-45 and my character will answer a love-related headcanon question (romantic and platonic present).
Or you can look below the cut and send a number of your choosing that you would like answered.
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Lady Sif by Mike McKone
Asgard (x)
I’m stuck somewhere between crying because why can’t this be real and cursing everyone working on TDW for not taking more time actually showing us this in favor of something else. I could have watched a whole movie just touring this place. This is so gorgeous I don’t even know where to start explaining how much I love this.
Send # to my ask box for my muses reaction to finding yours crying.
MARVEL MEME » 5 costmes » Sif
Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey
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SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.
"I saw your browser history."
"Do you even know what you’re doing?"
"We’ve already tried this."
"You don’t even know what you’re doing."
"Beyonce isn’t that great."
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
"You have five seconds…"
"I don’t even know who you are."
"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"
"Is this where you live?"
"… Why are your hands down your pants?"
"Is that a lobster?"
"You’re late on child support."
"You never go ass to mouth."
"One ring to rule them all…"
"He doesn’t even go here!"
"Did you just take that?"
"Is that a unicorn?"
"You’re a muggle."
"It’s your turn to do the dishes."
"Were you going through my computer?!"
"Are you pregnant?"
"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."
"Shut up."
"I know you’re having an affair."
"They’re dead."
"Voldemort isn’t dead."
"Let me see your phone."
"I can’t believe it’s over."
"How high are you right now?"
"I was with someone."
"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."
"Why do you think we never worked out?"
"What went wrong?"
"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."
"Are you okay?"
"I’m having an affair."
"Too little too late."
"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."
"You said we could get a puppy."
"I need to move out."
"You ordered a moon bounce?"
"Don’t you want me?"
"Meeting your mother changed my life."
"Janitor’s closet NOW."
"Is that for sale?"
"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"
"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."
"He has a knife!"
"I was on an episode of Cops once."
"Are you a hoarder?"
"We’re alone out here, you know?"
"I killed her."
"I need to go."
"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"
"You always do this!"
"You’re the master of excuses."
"Did you hire a stripper?"
"I just got out of jail."
"It was you all along?"
"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."
"Were you ever happy?"
"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."
"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."
"This is it."
"I can’t believe it’s you."
"We’re getting evicted."
"I know who you are."
"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."
"They’re going to kill me."
"You had sex with a serial killer."
"Are you drunk?"
"I didn’t love you anyways."
"That was the worst day ever."
"That was the best day ever."
"Is this your first date?"
"I’ve never been kissed before."
"You’re famous!"
"I can’t see you anymore."
"What’re you here for?"
"It’s always been you."
"If this were a movie…"
"Are you high?"
"Stick a sock in it."
"You’re better off without me.’
"I’m better off without you."
"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."
"What do you want?"
"Fuck it."
"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."
"Who ARE you anymore?"
"Can I get a refill?"
"Well you don’t see that everyday."