The Misadventures of a College Student

Biology Major~Pharmacy Technician~Russia and France and space and mountains and everything else and SCIENCE!

[floralls]

submitted by zipzilla 

[hybrid85]

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[gifbro]

[science-or-gtfo]

Me: goodnight moon

Moon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be

Me: alright

[stacys-mom]

[thenephewofbob]

I’ve waited FOREVER for this

[angrybiology]

I hear talk that some scientists were trying to run statistical analysis on your dick, but their results were useless due to the small sample size.

[science-or-gtfo]

[weirdnessisgood]

[bidoof]

car giving birth BEAUTIFUL (REAL)

[derkreisel-deactivated20190918]

9/10 keeps Mongolians out

[unimpressed2chainz]

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

[oh-evokeme]

[mrplatypusblog]

[signalbeast]

"I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…"

[shelbytaylorexists]

But why does Cinderella’s shoe only fit her? Like is she really the only size 6 in the whole damn city?

[captainodonewithyou]

the better question is why could the prince recognize her foot better than her face

[mybuckystar]

breaking news cinderella’s prince just might have a foot fetish

[caramelkeks]

based on the poem "But you didn’t."

[socialjusticeprincesses]

D:

-Eugene

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

THE FUCK WHY

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

why u do dis 

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

[djfrenchoniondip-deactivated202]

Time to fuck a blender

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

wait no

[myapogee]

I love that it’s “wait no” as opposed to “WAIT NO” like you just kinda read it as:

[queertoddler-deactivated2015021]

[ghoulpup-deactivated20121002]

He’s here

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Happy New Year