Jul 15
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Rude and not bloody ginger
@captaingrahamcr
Michelle, 24.Somewhere in SEA. icon by @lilacskylester! Dan and Phil, Grace and Frankie, The Good Place, Hannibal, Modern Family, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, Broadchurch, MCU and Netflix Marvel Movies | Puns | Rabbit Lord | Snail Count
idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?
then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"
and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then
I was at a restaurant one time and the dog from a nearby table kept alerting the owner and trying to get to me. Like this dog was straining against the leash so hard to get close to me. They asked if it was ok for the dog to come up to me and I said sure, I love dogs. This dog comes over and plants herself at my feet with her head shoved between my knees. Finally the owner asked me if I was ok because their service dog was trained to comfort people in distress, and that's what she's trained to do to comfort people. I was having a silent panic attack and trying to hide it but got outed by a dog. The dog did help though so that was nice
it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit
If you like girls, why wouldn't you want a big one?
You're telling me you want less girl?
Suspicious.
Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.
hey whats with that sign
bring back crooked weird teeth!!! i’m sick of veneers
probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here
we gave your drink an infection
because maybe……..youre gonna be the one that maybe
and after all…..youre my after all
do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses
man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)
The Ocean at Dusk - Kate Jarvik Birch
American , b. 1977 -
Gouache on paper , 10 x 10 in.
disgusting sicko addicted to comfort and a personal sense of security
the way im incapable of having a conversation about weight with normal people. those conversations feel like a mine field because there are no right answers. im not gonna feel sorry for you that you gained weight and i dont have any dieting tips and your self depreciating weight jokes arent funny and i dont feel like congratulating you on your weight loss with how mean to your past self you are being and it doesnt feel good that you think that me wanting to gain weight is weird or stupid. sorry
It baffles me how so many grown adults seem to believe AI is 100% reliable and never wrong. ‘Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?’/‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ was a huge meme when I first began using the internet because technology shits the bed in a myriad of ways for no particular reason at all. If your GPS can try to send you down a street that you can’t turn on to and your phone randomly freezes and your laptop periodically gives you the blue screen of death, why the fuck would you trust artificial intelligence to make all the important decisions in your life?
Semi-related note but I hate that society is shifting further and further away from having analogue backups to anything, especially the medical field. There was that software outage last year and my physiatrist casually admitted to me she did not know what patients she was seeing that day and at what time because it was all saved electronically and dependent on the Internet and mentally I was like. Oh. That’s really bad.
you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.
You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this
