My little blog

Hi there! I'm Sam 😊 I'm 26. He/they Disney, memes, old school shit posting galore!

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Welcome Brazilians

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Genuinely if we get more Brazilians after twitter fumbled them this site will be better than it’s ever been pspspspsps

[rosstmcd]

I've been vaguely aware of Warhammer 40K for several years, as a popular miniatures games and as a kind of deliberately over-the-top grimdark setting. (The tagline for the franchise is, "In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war," which is where the word "grimdark" comes from in the first place.)

Anyway, a recent bit of internet rabbit-holing led me to the edges of the W40K lore and. Holy shit. I had no idea of the sheer vastness of the lore for this setting.

Like, there is an honest-to-God 64 book series of novels - the final one just came out this year - and that is just the fucking prequel.

I'm not particularly interested in the actual tabletop game - miniature wargaming is not my genre - but the lore has gotten its hooks into me enough that I bought the core book just for the overview of the setting. And I read the first book of the prequel series.

I think I'm doomed.

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

[medusolo]

clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent

[runawaymarbles]

When does laundry become clothes?

When you take it out of the wash

When it's dry

When it's folded

When it's put away

When you next wear it

Voting ended onMar 25, 2024

[sparklyeevee]

Bimodal distribution

[l-art-stuff-l]

i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

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[l-art-stuff-l]

i’m in love with you

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[catmask]

theres just no good way to growl at people through text and i for one think thats an issue

[catmask]

gusy did you hear that.im scared hello?

[talonabraxas]

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

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[spinach-productions]

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

[fiftyshadesofgay]

POLL TIME BABY

How heavy of a sleeper are you?

Very Light: bags, paper, or curtains flapping wakes me up.

Kinda Light: doors squeaking, normal foot steps, or rain wakes me up.

Average: knocks, phone calls, clock or car alarms wake me up.

Kinda Heavy: I sleep through 2+ alarms, and multiple phone calls.

Very Heavy: I sleep through fire alarms, sirens, and a nuclear attack.

Voting ended onNov 13, 2023

Tell me in the tags if you'd like!

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[andreabonazzi]

Miskatonic University, Central Asia Expedition, Gobi Desert, Mongolia 1925. Reel no. 1.

[egirlbutternubs]

Why does this emoji 🪤🪤🪤 exist. In what context would i use this

[russersprouts]

Dunno. But hey look!

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I put some cheese under this cool box! You should grab it

[egirlbutternubs]

Ohohoho fuck yes free cheece for me!

[what-even-is-thiss]

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s my logic:

You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station

You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence

You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way

If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

[what-even-is-thiss]

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

[rosesforwildwitches]

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

[jillyyfish]

tumblr is probably the best website because you can say things like “hey. dont cry. suck her sloppy saturday wednesday ok?” and everyone will be like yeah this expresses a coherent thought

[faffreux]

it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men

i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree

i have long accepted that i am weird

[faffreux]

everyone else go home i am on the FLOOR

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