scientificSpeculator's Homestuck Rewrites

I write and perform Homestuck rewrites for fun! ^_^

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The Phoenix — Davesprite (Rewrite by me) put on your war paint there is a sword stuck through me thats dragging me down meteors coming to burn you to the ground they are the fucking fury from on high setting fire to the sky here here comes this rising tide so come on put on your war paint captch cards and maxed swords and good advice all thats left of my timeline so we can take the world back from jack noirs attack one dead dave at a time we will take it back you know time crawls on when youre waiting for your doom to start so just pretend you arent falling apart hey doomed daves doesnt it feel like our time is running out even if i choose just the right path will we all die in the bloodbath wearing the shades john gave to me just cause they remind me who i came back to see i may have failed you as a time knight but ill save you as a birdsprite bring home the boonbucks scrap with imps built like tanks get rich and make a killing on the lohac banks because your consorts have a stock exchange and you have fucking time hax investment scams are the way to pass so we can take the world back from bec noirs attack one dead dave at a time we will take it back you know time crawls on when youre waiting for your doom to start so just pretend you arent falling apart hey doomed daves doesnt it feel like our time is running out even if i choose just the right path will we all die in the bloodbath wearing the shades john gave to me just cause they remind me who i came back to see i may have failed you as a time knight but ill save you as a birdsprite put on your war paint my lifes for trade for johns and for jades i swear this time my friends wont die my lifes for trade for johns and for jades i swear this time my friends wont die my lifes for trade for johns and for jades i swear this time my friends wont die my lifes for trade for johns and for jades i swear this time my friends wont die heyyy doomed daves doesnt it feel like our time is running out even if i choose just the right path will we all die in the bloodbath wearing the shades john gave to me just to remind me who i came back to see i may have failed you as a time knight but ill save you as a birdsprite hey doomed daves doesnt it feel like our time is running out i promise ill choose just the best way so you dont waste your last few days put on your war paint

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Original Song: The Phoenix, by Fall Out Boy

Inspired by this post and this post!

P.S. Please excuse the faint vocals from the original in the background, there is no karaoke version I could find so I had to fudge it!

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This log was way too good to not voice-act.

Voices by me.

Link to the logs here:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007556 http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007557

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Movve Along

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http://tindeck.com/listen/crew go ahead as you wwaste your days wwith thinkin wwhen you fall evveryone stands another day an youvve had your fill of sinkin wwith the life held in your hands are shakin cold these hands are meant to hold fef told me, wwhen all you got to keep is strong movve along, movve along like I knoww you do an evven wwhen your hope is gone movve along, movve along just to make it through movve along movve along so a day wwhen you'vve lost yourself completely could be a night wwhen her life ends such a heart that wwill lead you to deceivvin all the pain held in your hands are shakin cold your hands are mine to hold please dont leavve, wwhen all you got to keep is strong movve along, movve along like I knoww you do an evven wwhen your hope is gone movve along, movve along just to make it through movve along (go on, go on, go on, go on) wwhen evverythin is wwrong, wwe movve along (go on, go on, go on, go on) wwhen evverythin is wwrong, wwe movve along, along, along, along wwhen all you got to keep is strong movve along, movve along like I knoww you do an evven wwhen your hope is gone movve along, movve along just to make it through wwhen all you got to keep is strong movve along, movve along like I knoww you do an evven wwhen your hope is gone movve along, movve along just to make it through wwhen all you got to keep is strong movve along, movve along like I knoww you do an evven wwhen your hope is gone movve along, movve along just to make it through movve along, (go on, go on, go on, go on) right back wwhat is wwrong wwe movve along (go on, go on, go on, go on) right back wwhat is wwrong wwe movve along (go on, go on, go on, go on) right back wwhat is wwrong wwe movve along Art by chicagoteddy

There's an easter egg that discerning Homestucks might find in there... ^_~

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Fiduspawn Theme:

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i WANNA BE, tHE VERY BEST, lIKE NO ONE EVER, wAS, tO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL, tEST, tO TRAIN THEM, iS MY CAUSE,,,, i WILL TRAVEL, aCROSS THE LAND, sEARCHING, fAR AND, wIDE, eACH FIDUSPAWN TO, uNDERSTAND, tHE POWER THAT'S INSIDE,,, fIDUSPAWN, gOTTA CATCH 'EM, iT'S YOU AND ME,,, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY, fIDUSPAWN, uHH, yOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,,, iN A WORLD WE MUST dEFEND, fIDUSPAWN, gOTTA CATCH 'EM, a HEART SO, tRUE,,, sELF-CONFIDENCE PULLS US, tHROUGH, sCHOOLFEED ME, i'LL SCHOOLFEED YOU, fIDUSPAWN, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

eVERY CHALLENGE, aLONG THE WAY, wITH COURAGE, i'LL, fACE i WILL BATTLE, eVERY DAY, tO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE,,, cOME WITH ME, tHE TIME IS rIGHT, tHERE'S NO BETTER TEAM, aRM IN ARM, wE'LL WIN THE FIGHTS, iT'S ALWAYS BEEN OUR DREAM!

fIDUSPAWN, gOTTA CATCH 'EM, iT'S YOU AND ME,,, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY, fIDUSPAWN, oOOOH, yOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,,, iN A WORLD WE MUST dEFEND, fIDUSPAWN, gOTTA CATCH 'EM, a HEART SO, tRUE,,, sELF-CONFIDENCE PULLS US, tHROUGH, sCHOOLFEED ME, i'LL SCHOOLFEED YOU, fIDUSPAWN, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL,,,

gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL,,,

gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL,,,

gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL,,, yEAH! fIDUSPAWN, gOTTA CATCH 'EM, iT'S YOU AND ME,,, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY, fIDUSPAWN, oOOOH, yOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,,, iN A WORLD WE MUST dEFEND, fIDUSPAWN, gOTTA CATCH 'EM, a HEART SO TRUE,,, sELF-CONFIDENCE PULLS US, tHROUGH, sCHOOLFEED ME, i'LL SCHOOLFEED YOU, fIDUSPAWN, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

fIDUSPAWN! }:]

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:33 < on the sixth day of 25 days of 12th purrig33, Lala gave to th33: A pretty big Collab of Carol of the Bells, featuring scientificSpeculator as Eridan, Melody Karkat as Karkat, (myself as Nepeta), and Melody Feferi as Feferi.

A huge thanks to those three for helping out with this, it turned out great in my opinion!

No words were changed, but enjoy anyway!

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I'm Eridan in this! ^_^

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See no evil

Hear no evil

Speak no evil

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smell no evil

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Don’t touch me you’re evil

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hows my hair

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 While y9ur pe9ple may have 6een engaged in vi9lent, lethal class struggle f9r milli9ns 9f sweeps, 6y n9 means d9es this imply that the 6ef9ran way 9f life was entirely with9ut pr96lematic elements, perhaps even m9re distur6ing and insidi9us f9r their lack 9f ackn9wledgement and 9pen discussi9n, particularly as a c9nsequence 9f what in my view were widely and dismayingly unexamined systemic s9cial injustices resulting fr9m the entrenched p9wer dynamics in play, dynamics strikingly similar t9 th9se 9f y9ur planet’s markedly m9re 6ellic9se iterati9n, which has 9nly served t9 fully vindicate my hyp9thesis that such a hierarchy is really predicated 9n intrinsic dysfuncti9n, and failure t9 shift all the usual narratives and undiagn9sed pr96lems int9 an 9pen, judgment-free disc9urse thr9ugh which pr96lematic issues are c9nstructively channeled int9 m9re intelligently pr96lematized avenues 9f discussi9n. N9w 6ef9re I c9ntinue, it is 9nly decent 9f me t9 warn y9u a69ut certain triggers that are surely ahead in this essay. I mean c9nversati9n. Triggers include 6ut likely will n9t 6e limited t9 class 9ppressi9n, culling culture and vi9lence against gru6s, lusus a6use, c9mplementary and anal9g9us hate speech, pail filling, slurries and 9ther c9ncupiscent fluids, lifespan shaming, a6leist slurs, pr9lix dissertation… Actually, may6e it w9uld 6e easier f9r y9u t9 list y9ur triggers, and I’ll d9 my 6est t9 av9id th9se t9pics, 9r navigate them m9re delicately, if at all p9ssi6le? Great. It s9unds like y9u d9n’t have any triggers, at least n9ne that y9u kn9w a69ut. I’ll pr9ceed with cauti9n nevertheless. Just please let me kn9w if y9u start feeling triggered 6y anything I’m saying, and we can take a 6rief time-9ut while y9u summ9n y9ur m9irail t9 help pacify y9u, assuming y9u have 9ne. N9t that I’m presuming y9u d9, 6ut I heard that y9u did, is that c9rrect? If n9t, I ap9l9gize. I further ap9l9gize if y9ur 9rientati9n precludes the p9ssi6ility, as a pale ar9mantic, panquadrant demir9mantic, s9mething in the gray palesexual department 9r such, and h9pefully y9u are n9t triggered 6y such presumptu9us c9ncillian9rmative language. It w9uldn’t 6e the first time I was guilty 9f such an inexcusa6le micr9aggressi9n, and I am n9t s9 96livi9us t9 my 9wn r9mantic privilege t9 6elieve it will 6e the last time either. I’m glad I 6r9ught up the su6ject 9f unexamined privilege, 6ecause it d9vetails 6eautifully with the p9int I was a69ut t9 make regarding 6ef9ran s9ciety and its savage um6ral p9tentiality which later manifested thr9ugh the kind 9f Alternian 6rutality y9u are all t99 familiar with. Th9se in the higher echel9ns 9f the hem9spectrum such as the ceruleans, 9r “6lue 6l99ds” (careful, 6eing l99se with such termin9l9gy is 9pening the fl99dgates t9 a wh9le h9st 9f t9xic signist language and hem9ph96ic slurs), when addressing the challenges faced 6y th9se l9wer 9n the spectrum, such as the midhues 9r in particular warm castes like um6ers, 9chres, 9r “rust 6l99ds” (an9ther slur, highly pr96lematic, deeply 9ffensive and triggering termin9l9gy, str9ngly impl9ring y9u steer clear 9f this term), they w9uld 6e well advised t9 check their cerulean privilege, particularly 6ef9re dismissing hardships 9r marginalizing claims 9f 9ppressi9n, which can 6e difficult f9r them t9 identify 9r empathize with fr9m their advantage9us p9siti9n within the 6ef9ran/Alternian p9wer structures. And s9me may argue that in 9ur peaceful “ut9pian” culture that we have freed 9urselves fr9m injustice and disparities in privilege in a p9st-scarcity ec9n9my, largely equal rights distri6uted acr9ss the hem9spectrum, and theref9re exist in a “p9st-spectral w9rld” (laugh 9ut l9ud), and theref9re there is n9 need t9 champi9n imp9rtant s9cial causes and there is n9thing left t9 de6ate, 6ut really n9thing c9uld 6e further fr9m the trutsh. Y9u just need t9 educate y9urself and carefully investigate the l9ngstanding p9wer dynamics in play. F9r instance, a seemingly “harmless” remark fr9m a cis6l99ded cerulean t9ward an um6er 9r G9d f9r6id a 6urgundy 9r yes even a warm-identifying physically-c99ler caste, a69ut their very l9ng term future plans such as 9n the 9rder 9f centuries, then this may pr9ve t9 6e a very hurtful micr9agressi9n due t9 the fact that l9whues cann9t p9ssi6ly live that l9ng themselves, and the m9re priviliged caste c9uld easily 9utlive d9zens 9f generati9ns 9f midhues 9r hundreds 9f generati9ns 9f 6U9Ys (6urgundy-um6er-9chre-yell9wgreens, n9te please av9id descri6ing the latterm9st as “lime 6l99ds” as it has hist9rically 6een used as an especially vici9us epithet). Such remarks can further trigger painful reminders 9f h9w c99ler castes, t9 s9me extent 9JAs, 6ut CIPs and R9yal-Vs in particular, have 6een a6le t9 use their tremend9us lifespans 9ver the millenia t9 gain a strangleh9ld 9ver the s9cial 9rder, have 6een a6le t9 c9mpletely dictate 9ur s9cietal ev9luti9n 6y ensuring 9nly their cultural agendas and narratives receive the dial9gue’s air supply, assuring the c9dificati9n 9f th9se resultant ideals and deciding what “n9rmalcy” entails, and sadly these a6s9lutes 6ec9me internalized acr9ss the full spectral range, even within th9se 9f m9st c9mpr9mised privilege, and s9 y9u 6egin t9 see the cyclical nature 9f the dysfuncti9n and the resulting inertia against p9sitive change and raising awareness 9f the m9st underpr96lematized issues, which I think we can agree, is pretty pr96lematic. And really, it’s every9ne’s 6usiness t9 examine their privilege, even 6urgundies, wh9 may 6e su6ject t9 the pitfall 9f 6elieving inc9rrectly there are n9ne 9n the scale 6eneath them wh9m they enj9y certain privileges 9ver, which 9ff-spectrum tr9lls will never kn9w, such as th9se identifying as 9ther6l99ds 9r caste-multiples, “p9ly6l99ded”, any wh9 hem9gl96ically ID as having a caste which manifests n9where (as yet kn9wn) in any9ne physically, 9r f9r that matter 9ffspecs wh9 physically d9 p9ssess such a 6l99d type, 9r “mutants” (VERY pr96lematic term, highly triggering t9 s9me, 6e warned), such as y9u and I, Karkat. 6ut this puts us 69th in a situati9n which t9 9ur kn9wledge uniquely all9ws us t9 understand and empathize with tragically underprivileged and unemp9wered gr9ups acr9ss all scuttles 9f life, thus aff9rding us 69th what I like t9 call a “uniquely underprivileged privilege”, which, yes, is a kind 9f privilege we sh9uld 69th strive t9 check as well, whenever we can. This same uniquely underprivileged perspective as I’m sure y9u kn9w was disadvantaged up9n my p9st-scratch iterati9n as well, and while I have n9 d9u6t y9u justifia6ly came t9 revere that figure 9f y9ur planet’s rich hist9ry and y9ur pers9nal lineage, and while his g9als 9f peace, equality, and a truly spectra6lind s9ciety, I’m afraid I pers9nally have tr9u6le c9nd9ning his meth9ds. I d9n’t like t9 use the term “pr96lematic” lightly, 6ut, well, his tactics were n9thing if n9t massively pr96lematic, t9 say the least, empl9ying vi9lent uprising t9 effect change, and em6laz9ning his mark up9n hist9ry and his faithful f9ll9wers with the salty fl9urish 9f a single rude, sh9uted swear w9rd, it’s n9t t9 my taste even th9ugh he is wh9 I w9uld have gr9wn up t9 6e in an9ther life. 6ut n9, I prefer t9 effect s9cial change thr9ugh rati9nal, h9nest disc9urse and c9ntri6uting t9 9ng9ing dial9gues, f9cusing 9n what sh9uld 6e the real g9als, thr9ugh keen adherence t9 the discipline 9f Pr96lematics, ensuring that we stay f9cused 9n successfully pr96lematizing a wide range 9f direly underc9mplicated s9cial dilemmas. It’s nice t9 see we agree 9n s9 much. May6e we are n9t s9 unalike, despite 9ur drastically different up6ringings. Anyway, as I was saying, the st9ry 9f y9ur ancest9r, and m9re imp9rtantly my exhaustive list 9f misgivings with his appr9ach t9 s9cial change, is quite a l9ng and ela69rate 9ne, 6ut it actually fits 6rilliantly within the larger m9saic which captures the 6r9ad str9kes 9f my p9st. I mean 9ur discussi9n. Trigger warnings f9r the f9ll9wing c9ntent include: ancest9r 6ashing, faith shaming, l9ud swearing, t9rture, 6urn w9unds, ship sinking… again, seri9usly, just let me kn9w if y9u 6egin t9 feel triggered 6y anything, even slightly. We’ll pause and see if we can really expl9re th9se issues, and identify exactly h9w I may have invalidated y9ur struggles.

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Okay, first of all your amazeinggggggggggggggg and I must have your other tumblr if you have oneee~ Also as I see this is a requests button I... Dont understand, If I found a decent song to be rewritten should I send it to you or, uh, what? XD

Aww, thanks! ^_^

I'm also Singingstuck Karkat.

Until just now, I didn't have anything uploaded on that blog, though. Now I do, so enjoy! =)

Regarding the 'requests button,' you hit the nail on the head— Send me the name of a song you really want to see rewritten for Homestucks, or a concept for how a song fits a given character, or even a full set of Homestuckified lyrics, and I'll try to make it happen! ^o^

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Vriska and Eridan: Every Me and Every You

Rewrite and Vriska: Kitsubasa

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[BOTH] Sucker love, we're their descend- ants, under foot of their intent Part of their hearts, and we are spent on remnants of their discontent [ERIDAN] Carvve awway one of your arms [VRISKA] Your rifle raised to spread his harm [BOTH] 'Cause there's nothing else to do Ev'ry me, and ev'ry you [ERIDAN] Sucker lovve, you wwon't refuse They made the choice, so you can't choose This is the lovve that lit his fuse And now my romance to abuse But the flame betwween us ebbs Nevver burns the spider wweb And there's nothing I can do Evv'ry me, and evv'ry you Evv'ry me, and evv'ry you Evv'ry me [VRISKA] Sucker love, the pain it 8rings Living to revive their fling Pucker up, for heaven's sake! There's never 8een so much at stake [ERIDAN] I'm drowwning, cannot hold the wweight It's hard to shoulder all this hate But there's nothing else to do Evv'ry me, and evv'ry you [BOTH] Ev'ry me, and ev'ry you Ev'ry me Ev'ry me, and ev'ry you Ev'ry me [VRISKA] Though I'm already half 8lind I see I'm selfish, I'm unkind Sucker love, the gr8est guide Another page I must a8ide Though we're destined to 8ring light There's only dark and doom in sight Something 8orrowed, something 8lue Ev'ry me, and ev'ry you Ev'ry me, and ev'ry you Ev'ry me [BOTH] Ev'ry me; and ev'ry you Ev'ry me Ev'ry me, and ev'ry you Ev'ry me Ev'ry me, and ev'ry you Ev'ry me Ev'ry me, and ev'ry you Ev'ry me Ev'ry me; and ev'ry you Ev'ry me

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Actual Author Andrew Huss:

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Your name is Vriska Serket, There's no one around and your lusus is dead. With your vision eightfold you spot him, (Andrew Huss...) He's following you, A8out thirty pages 8ack; He sits down at his desk and starts anim8ing a flash He's gaining on you! (Andrew Huss...) You're looking for your left arm, 8ut you're all turned around; SGru8 is almost upon you now, and you can see there's shipping in this comic! My G8d, there's sh8pping everywh8re!!!!!!!! Running for your life from Andrew Huss, He wants you for his wife, he's Andrew Huss, Lurking in your 8asement... Homestuck Self-Insert Andrew Huss! Living with Ms. Paint; (Andrew Huss...) Killing for sport; (Andrew Huss...) Shipping all the 8odies, Actual Author Andrew Huss! This asteroid is dark, and you seem to have lost him, 8ut you're hopelessly lost yourself; Stranded with no plotline, you creep silently through the la8oratory. Ah ha! In the distance, a room full of computers with a light on! Hope! You move to put your irons in the fire, 8ut your plots— Ugh! They're caught in a Karkat! Irons in the fire, (Irons, irons) Cre8ing 8ec Noir, (Irons, irons) 8r8king through the fourth wall; Sitting outside: Andrew Huss! He's writing a new Act, (Andrew Huss...) 8ut he doesn't hear you enter, (Andrew Huss...) You're sneaking up 8ehind him, Stealing some panels from Andrew Huss! S8ving Doc Scratch from Andrew Huss; M8king him a match for Andrew Huss; Summoning Lord English, S8fe at last from Andrew Huss! You sit down at Hussie's desk, 8lood oozing from your sta88ed heart, 8ut you've won. You have 8eaten Andrew Huss.

Backing track courtesy of BroadwayZahhak!

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I'm a b100 b100d:

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(verse 1) D --> In each troll's veins there runs a b100d D --> From purest fuschia to reddish mud D --> That dictates life's e%act and proper pursuit D --> My own is noble in the e%treme D --> A royal b100 that should reign supreme D --> And never with 100d language or meat po100t (chorus) D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d (verse 2) D --> The most e%quisite weapon, this D --> A bow made out of the rarest grist D --> With which to threaten f001ish, filthy lowb100ds D --> But I break these bows at the slightest touch D --> My noble efforts achieve not much D --> My very STRENGTH betrays my lustrous b100 b100d (chorus) D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d (verse 3) D --> I find it tr001y e%ecrable D --> To use a weapon unethical D --> A broken bow, unfitting of my station D --> It would require an unequaled slight D --> To make me use this snapped t001 to smite D --> Some f001, despite my mounting aggravation (chorus) D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d (verse 4) D --> The others snicker and laugh at me D --> They dare maintain this mockery D --> Their crass and jeering manner makes me D --> Angry D --> But I will not use this broken bow D --> Nobility is all I know D --> Although I yearn to smash them into debris (chorus) D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d (verse 5) D --> At times, I must admit I doubt D --> The truths I can not live without D --> When I see such grace and poise from one so D --> Lowly D --> So why can I not escape this curse D --> This doubt, this blight on my universe D --> I fear my feelings for her will destroy me (chorus) D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d (instrumental break) (verse 6) D --> They say I am a creepy troll D --> But all that's ever been my goal D --> Is denying all that's 100d, impure, and untrue D --> But I can't deny that they've done me wrong D --> I'll subjugate the lowly throng D --> With broken bow unstrung, despite that taboo (chorus to end) D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d D --> I'm a b100 b100d

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This is my Tindeck! =)

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fIREFLIES,

aS, uHH, tAVROS,,,

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http://tindeck.com/listen/lwkg

~~~~~~LYRICS~~~~~~

    (verse 1)     i WOULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES,     iF i SAW THAT TROLLS COULD, fLY,     jUST LIKE THE LEGENDS SAY THEY MIGHT, (uH, i GUESS,)     i'VE HEARD OF A TROLL WHO TRIED,     tO RISE UP AND REACH THE SKY,     sO MAYBE, sOMEDAY, sO COULD, uH, i?          uHH,          (chorus)     i'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE,     aLTERNIA, tURNS, uH, sLOWLY,,,     iT'S HARD TO SAY THAT i'M AFRAID,     tHEY'LL CULL ME IN MY SLEEP,     'cAUSE CRIPPLED TROLLS ARE WORTHLESS TO THE QUEEN,,,          (verse 2)      i DON'T THINK THAT IT'S QUITE RIGHT,     tHAT YOUNG TROLLS ARE FORCED TO FIGHT,     aND KILL EACH OTHER, TO SURVIVE,,, (gRUBSAUCE MAKES ME SAD,)     bUT WHAT CAN i DO FROM HERE,     pARALYZED BY MORE THAN FEAR,     i'M KIND OF USELESS, sTUCK HERE, iN MY, hIVE,,,     (chorus)     i'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE,     aLTERNIA, tURNS, uH, sLOWLY,,,     iT'S HARD TO SAY THAT i'M AFRAID,     tHEY'LL CULL ME IN MY SLEEP,     'cAUSE CRIPPLED TROLLS ARE WORTHLESS TO THE QUEEN,,,          (verse 3)     wHEN GAMZEE TALKS ABOUT, mIRACLES,     (Gamzee: I kNoW hE'lL gEt OfF tHoSe WhEeLs!)     i FIND IT QUITE INSPIRATIONAL,     (Gamzee: I kNoW hE'lL gEt OfF tHoSe WhEeLs!)      i THINK IT WOULD BE, uHH, wONDERFUL,     (Gamzee: I kNoW hE'lL gEt OfF tHoSe WhEeLs!)      iF i COULD FLY, jUST LIKE TINKERBULL, (tHANKS, gAMZEE, i'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,)          (verse 4)     mY ANCESTOR, lIKE i SAID,     iS AWESOME, bUT ALSO, dEAD,     hE REPRESENTS WHAT i COULD BECOME, (tHOUGH, i'D RATHER NOT BECOME, dEAD,)     mY FEARS CAN'T JUST BE UNDONE,     bUT i'LL FIGHT NOW, iNSTEAD OF RUN,     sO, lOOK OUT, cONDESCE, hERE i, uH, cOME!          (chorus x2)     i'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE,     aLTERNIA, tURNS, uH, sLOWLY,,,     iT'S HARD TO SAY THAT i'M AFRAID,     tHEY'LL CULL ME IN MY SLEEP,     'cAUSE CRIPPLED TROLLS ARE WORTHLESS TO THE QUEEN,,,     i'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE,     aLTERNIA, tURNS, uH, sLOWLY,,,     iT'S HARD TO SAY THAT i'M AFRAID,     tHEY'LL CULL ME IN MY SLEEP,     'cAUSE CRIPPLED TROLLS ARE WORTHLESS TO THE QUEEN,,,          (final chorus, sung quietly)     i'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE,     aLTERNIA, tURNS, sLOWLY,,,     nOW i CAN SAY, i'M NOT AFRAID,     i WON'T SEE MY NEXT SWEEP,     bECAUSE i'M NOT AS WORTHLESS AS i SEEM,,,

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