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Indie + Selective | Hyouka Fuwa 

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First-Meeting Sentence Starters

Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:

"Uh, hi there."

"I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"

"Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."

"Service here is TERRIBLE today!"

"Is this seat taken?"

"Do you have a moment to talk?"

"Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"

"Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"

"Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."

"Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"

"Do you work here?"

"Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."

"Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."

"Are you from ____ or ____?"

"Hello, ____."

"I swear I've seen you on TV."

"Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."

"Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"

"Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."

"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"

"Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."

"Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"

"You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"

"H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"

"You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."

"It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"

"Are you okay?"

"Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"

"Where am I?"

"Get in! You're in danger!"

"Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"

"Grab the spare helmet and jump on."

"Are you playing ____?"

"Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"

"Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."

"I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."

"Have you seen a lost child around here?"

"I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."

"That coat isn't real fur, is it?"

"If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."

"Are we locked in here?"

"Can I use your phone?"

"Here, take my phone. No questions asked."

"What's cookin' good lookin'?"

"If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."

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school sentence starters.

“ did you study for that test last night? ” “ i didn’t study, i’m so doomed. ” “ can i borrow a pencil? ” “ are you coming over tonight, to study? ” “ i think i’m gonna skip this class. ” “ are you gonna skip class with me or not? ” “ i have detention after school. ” “ i think they’re gonna expell me. ” “ can you believe the teacher failed me? ” “ i’m not leaving early, i don’t feel good. ” “ why didn’t you sit with me at lunch today? ” “ why are you ignoring me today? ” “ you’ve been ignoring me all day, it seems.. ” “ i hate sharing a locker with you sometimes. ” “ why are you cleaning out your locker? ” “ can i copy your homework? ” “ did you even do your homework? ” “ what are your grades anyway? ” “ have you been skipping without me? ” “ give me your lunch money. ” “ i don’t have any lunch money. ” “ can i borrow your book tonight to study? ” “ are you going to practice today? ” “ i hate gym so much. ” “ this class is so boring. ” “ think you could tudor me after school? ” “ i could tudor you if you want. ” “ can you stop raising your hand every five seconds? ” “ some of us are here to actually learn. ” “ i don’t wanna go to school today. ” “ did you see the new kid today? ” “ so, your the new kid, huh? ” “ where you from, new kid? ” “ i have way too much homework. ” “ you haven’t been to school in days. ” “ why are you always absent? ” “ you’re going to get us into so much trouble. ” “ i forgot my locker combination. ” “ why did you get called to the principles office? ” “ maybe you should consider home school. ” “ this school’s lunch meat is so nasty. ” “ stop texting me in class. ” “ you never take anything serious, specially school. ” “ have you ever passed a grade? ” “ i made the honor roll! ” “ i could really use the extra credit. ” “ you’re a teacher’s pet. ” “ did you go to try outs yet? ” “ i need it for science. ” “ are you going to the prep ralley? ” “ gonna watch me play tonight at our first game? ” “ i thought we were friends. ” “ are you going to help me or not? ” “ do you wanna do this project with me? ” “ do you have a extra pencil? ” “ do you wanna be my partner for this project? ” “ looks like we’re partner’s for this assignment. ” “ you spelled your own name wrong. ” “ is that a good star? how’d you get one and i didn’t? ” “ i really have to finish this essay, please. ” “ you want me to ride the bus home with you after school? ” “ my mom picks me up, do you need a ride? ” “ do you need a ride home after school today? ” “ are you going to walk home with me today? ” “ i can’t believe we met each other in detention. ” “ you were totally making out with someone in the halls. ” “ these halls are way too crowded. ” “ why are you always so late? ” “ you’re late to class, again. ”

[scientistfuwa-blog]

hxneyotu:

              { 💻 } “What part of ‘I’m not the best person to ask’ don’t you understand? I haven’t left my house since I was 13, how would you expect me to know about any of this? Ask someone else!”

Futaba sounded a bit more forceful now, but she figured it was the only way this woman would understand.

“A-And what the heck’s a PM? There’s nothing private about your accessories, and you’re not messaging me anything!”

                          “...I see.. So you do not know the process either?” The scientist lowered her head, looking down in defeat. Raising her head again, she tilted it to the side a little. How did this girl not know what a PM is? Everyone where she’s from had to wear them, it was the law. She only followed this girl because she noticed she did not have any on. “...Um... This isn’t a normal necklace. It’s to monitor actions and phrases.. That is why I thought since you did not have one.. You might know more on the subject than I. ... I’m sorry to have bothered you.” 

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hxneyotu:

               { 💻 } “H-Huh…?!” The girl was clearly caught off-guard by that statement, for two reasons. One, this woman asked the weirdest questions right off the bat, and two… This woman had somehow gotten into her house.

“I-I, uh… I’m not… I-I’m not really the best person to ask that sort of q-question to… Uh… T-Try asking someone else?”

                          “...I assumed you would have knowledge I lack on the subject since you are not wearing a PM.” She rose a hand to point at the choker she had around her throat and bracelets on her wrists. “..Will you help me? ... And please use as much detail as possible.” Fuwa spoke in a soft and calm tone of voice as she inched closer towards the stranger. 

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↳ @hxneyotu

                          “..Um, hi, excuse me.. I have an important question to ask you ... Can you please tell me where babies come from and how they are created?” 

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   ❝They say you used to be so kind,                                          I never knew you had such a dirty mind.❞

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