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🫵 tonight

"What does THAT mean?"

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"Hm?"

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Defy nature. Get this hag pregnant.

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@teepslewdplace

"I've never done outdoorsy stuff, really... My parents were more about conventions and events for outings and now I don't really have the time..."

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@teepslewdplace replied to your post “Replied to your post”:

4000000000000000000000000000000000000 kisses

And they shall be returned a thousandfold!

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"AND I installed a bidet! My butt has never been cleaner!"

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"Good morning, sluts. I saw Backrooms today! Very good except for the multitude of sudden loud noises that scaried me."

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@scifielves ask continued :

"HWUH!?" Joytoy- wait, Mona? When did she get... so BIG? "Oh, uh... hey, Mona. Nah, nothing you gotta worry yourself about. A couple of annoying customers but nothing anybody needs to get hurt over." One of the perks of running your own cafe? You can just ban customers for life and no one can say boo. Sure, maybe she couldn't enforce their ban from the building, but she can refuse service to whomsoever she likes. "How've you been? You've gotten, erm. Bigger?"

"I've always been this big, doll. Bro and I usually hide it, though. I just thought I'd see what you'd say after seeing a glimpse of the real me~"

Spoken with such a pleasing lilt and teasing cadence that another question likely entered Sam's mind ; was this even Mona's actual self?

"Speaking of, I've got a little gift for you, Cait! Though I'll pay for a drink while we're chatting. Got any boba here?"

A sly smile, she's waiting for her to make the joke.

"Aaaaanyways, the gift. I like you. So how would you like to be one of the five people in the universe that knows my true name?"

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"Well... you know I'd never complain about a woman who can be... even more tall..." And Mona was way taller than she had been initially! Besides the possibility of horn marks on the ceiling, Cait isn't gonna complain one bit about this.

"A gift? Isn't that sweet of you. And, um, no boba. We really just do western coffee and tea... aside from chai, I suppose, but that's so far removed from its origin already that it barely-"

"Your... real name? But... aren't you a demon? Real names are... kind of a big deal, right? You know, at least as far as I know..."

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Elves are meant to bake bread

"I do make a pretty good loaf, if I do say so myself."

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Sam feels long, chitinous claws stroke through her hair. The palm is warm and takes a gentle, albeit domineering, hold on her head as she is guided to lean sliiightly to the side - resting her pointed ear, and then her head, against Mona's bare thigh.

When did she get to be easily ten feet tall? Probably not a good time to ask.

"Sup Joytoy? Have you been well? Need me to break anyone's legs?"

Stranger still, Mona was wearing sweats so it seems like she cut a fashionable hole in them specifically for the purpose of giving Sam some skin-on-skin action in this exact pose. All about presentation, it seems...

"HWUH!?" Joytoy- wait, Mona? When did she get... so BIG?

"Oh, uh... hey, Mona. Nah, nothing you gotta worry yourself about. A couple of annoying customers but nothing anybody needs to get hurt over." One of the perks of running your own cafe? You can just ban customers for life and no one can say boo. Sure, maybe she couldn't enforce their ban from the building, but she can refuse service to whomsoever she likes.

"How've you been? You've gotten, erm. Bigger?"

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Elves are meant to be bred

"I do hear that one a lot..."

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Big forehead girls get cum on their big foreheads

"Not if we-"

"-THEY. I meant they."

"Swallow!"

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"Ya even gotta ask? Of COURSE I'll be in those videos with you~ The thought of hundreds to thousands of people seein' me blow your back out online already gots me at a half-chub, boss."

And the money isn't a bad incentive either.

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"Really? Interesting..." She mentally notes to add 'predilection for exhibitionism' to her notes. "I'll admit that full nudity is further than I've gone for a job before... but if this pays decently enough it'll be the best money versus time investment I've ever managed, which will do wonders for my stress." That and getting her back blown out. As always.

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"Totes they would, boss. I mean, you'd probably have to wear something skimpy that showed off your T&A, well, mostly your A, and have the camera angled in a way that always had it in shot, and you might have to like read out some loser's name if they donate and put their name on a wall if its a lot, but yeah. You could also do it in a hot tub, that'd help."

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"Hm." She was liking this idea more and more. "Maybe not the streaming, then. That sounds like a lot of things to divide my attention between. But the idea that I just post risque images and then full nudity has legs. And you wouldn't... mind being in these videos you suggested?"

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Hm... Ellen Joe is a decent warrior. Perhaps this 'paizuri' is some form of training...

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Meows.