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Hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.

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[joey-wheeler-official]

improvised weaponry

[defunct-blog]

they beat jesus with that

[proto-homo]

Vegan BDSM equipment

[huntrad]

This post killed me 3 times

[farmermaya]

Stardew Valley: Townsfolk Favorites

I decided to make these little graphics for people who may be playing on the switch and can’t get the guidebook or who may not have WiFi to look it up. Now you can just save these and pull them up whenever :3

[final-girls]

elon musk in iron man 2 i’m GAGGING

[final-girls]

i wish i could say sike…….

[sunfortune]

I just went through all 5 stages of grief looking at this post

[gumae-deactivated20221117]

Star Guardian Soraka for #Junicorn on instagram! Also a re-draw of an old piece, time for sure flies! Patreon ✧ Gumroad  ✧ Deviantart ✧ ArtStation ✧ Facebook ✧ Instagram

[homestuckhiveswap]

 by /u/PlazmaFlame via /r/homestuck

[scruffyturtles]

Some kids played a game today

[carpenters3]

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

[disgruntledseagull]

How would you imagine the one boy would feel, as time went by, and it became clearer and clearer that one boy allowed was not so much a joke as a policy?

I’ll just say it outright.

People who live their lives according to ideologies or doctrines that see men as inferior or unwanted are unfit parents for boys(at least).

Anyone who has legitimate leanings in that direction should strongly consider not raising sons at all, but giving them away to a circus or a monastery or anywhere else that they will be treated like an equal instead.

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

yall heard of jokes

[child-gang-deactivated20181227]

“giving them away to a circus or monastery”

is disgruntledseagull aware that it is not the year 1870 and it is especially not the year 870

[idrils]

[x]

[witchtrix]

Maria Yasmeen Hawke

patreon ☘ commissions ❣ ← open !

[distantvoices]

[copperbooms]

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

[oh-darling-why]

[julierthanyou]

SAY IT

[bananatwinky]

[synodicatalyst]

GUYS!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE… a wonderful commission i received from @hellobeau :D please consider supporting them and their incredible content ^^

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

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Fuckboys

[franzkafkagf]

Alternate ending

[if-you-think-about-it]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

This is it, this is the only canon I’m accepting from now on.