Disgruntled Seagull

Not very nice 😒

[disgruntledseagull]

If there is a demand for a story it will be told, regardless of its veracity.

[sr-roto]

[masgwi]

😢 Oh Oblivion... I loved him so much ❤️ what a great cat he was. We were so lucky that local sketchy children pushed a kitten on me all those years ago and gave us such a nice friend and boy to hang out with for so long.

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[disgruntledseagull]

another promising game utterly ruined by stupid fucking zombies

[dittography-direwolf]

Yeah but that's just what the tabletop scene is like these days.

[disgruntledseagull]

video games too!

[dittography-direwolf]

>Rightoids get offended that I'm constantly calling them communists >They proceed to turn "individualist" into an insult

[michaelnordeman]

I met this lovely couple on one of my walks in Mariehamn. We had a pleasant chat about the weather, the quality of this year's grazing, and whether the local humans had finally learned to keep a respectful distance. Delightful company.

Barnacle goose/Branta leucopsis/vitkindad gås. Mariehamn, Åland (25 May 2026).

[taxus-fraud]

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

[dictatorkelly]

[cir-c]

Saw a man peeing with the stall door OPEN in the women's bathroom, I left so fast. I don't need to pee anymore 🤗

[disgruntledseagull]

pervert stuff

[monarcho-mysticism]

Me: so what exactly are you tempting me with? I already had sex before, moron. With a woman! There's no economic incentive for me in this deal. Now, a rhombus, that's a shape I could fuck the shit out of

The succubus:

[disgruntledseagull]

[pawgliacci]

Why is it hazy and foggy someone turn that shit off

[pawgliacci]

@disgruntledseagull @cir-c hey can you guys come get your smoke I’m over it

[disgruntledseagull]

I am a seabird

[pawgliacci]

Flap your wings for daddy and remove this smoke.

Now

[disgruntledseagull]

I am a small to medium sized seabird!

[pawgliacci]

START FLAPPING BOY

[disgruntledseagull]

It's not working and now I have mung dis-ease thanks a lot

[tomboiny1]

Pick your cloaeca up, call on your feathered friends and get back on the job assigned to you by @pawgliacci

[pawgliacci]

@disgruntledseagull suck the smoke up your cloaca and get back to work

[disgruntledseagull]

No.

Pound sand, groundbound.

[pawgliacci]

Why is it hazy and foggy someone turn that shit off

[pawgliacci]

@disgruntledseagull @cir-c hey can you guys come get your smoke I’m over it

[disgruntledseagull]

I am a seabird

[pawgliacci]

Flap your wings for daddy and remove this smoke.

Now

[disgruntledseagull]

I am a small to medium sized seabird!

[pawgliacci]

START FLAPPING BOY

[disgruntledseagull]

It's not working and now I have mung dis-ease thanks a lot

[pawgliacci]

Why is it hazy and foggy someone turn that shit off

[pawgliacci]

@disgruntledseagull @cir-c hey can you guys come get your smoke I’m over it

[disgruntledseagull]

I am a seabird

[pawgliacci]

Flap your wings for daddy and remove this smoke.

Now

[disgruntledseagull]

I am a small to medium sized seabird!

[pawgliacci]

Why is it hazy and foggy someone turn that shit off

[pawgliacci]

@disgruntledseagull @cir-c hey can you guys come get your smoke I’m over it

[disgruntledseagull]

I am a seabird

[disgruntledseagull]

Ya know, I think some of you aren't emotionally or mentally stable enough to be watching so much television. In fact I think some of you watch more television than it is possible to be stable enough for.

[allandysaregay]

Im choosing to ignore the rest cause i agree with it, and instead focusing on this statement alone cause im triggered

[disgruntledseagull]

Well you know what they say, "Getting triggered is the first step towards solving the problem."

[disgruntledseagull]

Ya know, I think some of you aren't emotionally or mentally stable enough to be watching so much television. In fact I think some of you watch more television than it is possible to be stable enough for.

[dittography-direwolf]

The leftoid protest against the surveillance state is a little surprising, but I don't expect it to last long past the planned handover of the White House to blue team. Then questioning government power and expansionism will be bad again and we need Flock cameras and Palantir AI to protect us from the scary white supremacist militias.

[disgruntledseagull]

They are likely working on the first drafts of their "Big Brother Loves Us, Actually" articles as we speak.