Spoilers for My Little Pony, G4. If you somehow haven't seen it yet-- you are a disgrace to the human race. Not really. Just. go fucking watch my little pony.
I think my favorite ponies have to be the Celestial Trio. (For those who don't know: Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, and Twilight Sparkle.)
There never was a fourth one, I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly there must be something wrong with you to think that up. Why would there be a fourth pony using that naming convention. She never had a toy, because she didn't fucking exist. There is no such thing as a fourth Celestial pony. That would be fucking stupid. It would be really fucking stupid if there was a fourth Celestial Pony who barely had anything fucking made about her and she was both really ugly. It would be really fucking stupid if she was a toy exclusive pony who had no fucking screen time and barely existed. Really, would be actually moronic. Seriously, you should stop talking about this fake, made up pony. Because she isn't fucking real.
I think the way they were written to be extremely satisfying, and appreciate their respective arcs. Forgive me if I'm wrong here, it's been a while since I watched my little pony. I should watch it again.
I think Sunset Shimmer choosing her new life over the idea of her old one was just painful enough to stab you while keeping you sane. See, she has responsibilities, man. I hate how most people forget about her, she's peak medias and everyone should pay attention to her forever. Fucking Trixie gets remembered more than Sunset. I fucking hate Trixie. Fuck you, Trixie.
I know she was made for Equestria Girls and all of that bullshit but man, one cannot help but imagine an ideal reality where all three of them are Alicorns and they all rule together. It's just sweet to think about. Then, Twilight wouldn't need to be lonely. Though, I do know it was important for her Princess of Friendship arc, her final lesson was learning to let go and all.
On the topic of friendship, Starlight Glimmer is also a pony I like a lot, on the same level as Sunset. Starlight is more relatable to me, though. I look at her and I feel spiders crawling down my fucking back. I like just how fucking jealous and vile she was before her redemption arc. I like how she kept her cutie mark and stripped everyone else of theirs, purely because it shows how desperate she was to believe she was better than someone else. I like how she ended the world that one time. I think her crash-out was entirely unjustified and it was perfect and just what the series needed, someone so entirely put off from what morals it was trying to teach. I love her redemption, too, and how she also becomes a vector run for Twilight's own arc. I like the entanglement there. In a real, manlier story, they would've become wildly codependent once Twilight wakes the fuck up and realizes that she needs a Luna to her Celestia. Off-topic, somewhat, but I really wish Sunset Shimmer was Celestia's pupil and Twilight technically be Luna's. In an ideal reality, of course. I know what we see in the show isn't an ideal reality. I don't fucking care. I can think and want whatever I fucking want.
Anyway, back to Twilight. I like how as the series went on she got less angry and more anxious, because of the severe pressure put on her as Celestia's only fucking successor. (..Hence why I think either Sunset or Starlight should rule with her, but that's neither here nor there right now). I like seeing her fail, a lot.
I don't fucking know, I like seeing the ponies suffer. Not suffer, per say, just.. Okay yeah I like seeing them in stressful situations and I like the fucking feeling-slop. What else do you want from me. The magic of friendship is a wonderful, wonderful thing. You should try it sometime. I'm offering this shit to you like coke.
Take the bump, man. Take it. Go ahead. Fucking snort it. Right now, In front of me. Don't be a pussy, bro. Don't you fucking dare and leave. You have to take it. I took it. Come on, don't chicken out on me. Fucking do it, I dare you. I'm going to fucking beat your ass if you don't.
...Anyway. That's it for now. Press the Dirk button for more certified Dirk moments or whatever. Don't fucking expect anything though.