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@thats-the-dethklok-minute
Well, hey, folks! Welcome back to The Dethklok Minute™ and our new blog! With our little show getting so popular, we thought it'd be great to get to know our fans - and Dethklok, we know they're on here - better! And that's The Dethklok Minute!™
Nothing interesting goin' on with these fuckers. I wish I could get in and interview one of those gears, but they're so damn secretive...
I'll give you dirty laundry.
Thank fuck.
Okay so William Murderface honestly believes that "Lebanese" and "Lesbian" are the same word. He also thinks all the dinosaurs died at the same time in a big flood and he won't tell me why he thinks this.
Dick Knubbler has been dealing drugs to the gears. He also wears a little pink frilly apron when he bakes weed brownies.
Skwisgaar and Toki and Jouko got into three separate car-crashed about 15 minutes apart this week. I can't BELIEVE I haven't seen any coverage of that, yet. I was in the car with Jouko and can give you some footage of that one.
Skwisgaar's name is two letters off from Skwisgay. Do something with that because it will REALLY piss them off.
Nathan has been deleting tracks left right and centre. Knubbler pulls Pickles in to record for an hour and then he goes on lunch and when he comes back the re-recorded tracks are all deleted. It's pandemonium. No one can keep up.
Pickles bought and then crashed three jetskis this week. Different days. If you contact Tampa Bay police they'll tell you it never happened but I snagged the photos before they burned the file.
Yuh-huh... 'kay, just jotting all that down...-
...He's that stupid? Lesbian and Lebanese? Seriously?... acrually- yeah, I'd believe that...
I'll bring that up. The apron thing and the skwis-gay thing. I like pissin' them off.
Yeah. Get me that footage. Jouko eludes me; I mean, nobody really cares about him as the new guy, so I never get much info about him. A lot of crashes, huh? With those three and Pickles... heh, that'll make a story.
Seriously? Nathan's still doing the album-deleting thing? What the hell's up with that guy?! People kill themselves over this shit...
You're useful. You know a lot of shit about these guys.
Okay. I helped you. Now it's time for you to help me. I want you to tell me if you've ever talked about Charles on your show.
Charles? The manager? Like... once or twice, in passing? He isn't really what fans are lookin' for. Why?
I was just wondering how smart you were. That's all.
Look, sweetheart, I report on what people actually give a shit about. Plus, even if people wanted info on that guy, he isn't exactly public about anything. He's only public about Dethklok, at best.
Oh noooooooo. You ruined it.
Ruined what?
Nothing interesting goin' on with these fuckers. I wish I could get in and interview one of those gears, but they're so damn secretive...
I'll give you dirty laundry.
Thank fuck.
Okay so William Murderface honestly believes that "Lebanese" and "Lesbian" are the same word. He also thinks all the dinosaurs died at the same time in a big flood and he won't tell me why he thinks this.
Dick Knubbler has been dealing drugs to the gears. He also wears a little pink frilly apron when he bakes weed brownies.
Skwisgaar and Toki and Jouko got into three separate car-crashed about 15 minutes apart this week. I can't BELIEVE I haven't seen any coverage of that, yet. I was in the car with Jouko and can give you some footage of that one.
Skwisgaar's name is two letters off from Skwisgay. Do something with that because it will REALLY piss them off.
Nathan has been deleting tracks left right and centre. Knubbler pulls Pickles in to record for an hour and then he goes on lunch and when he comes back the re-recorded tracks are all deleted. It's pandemonium. No one can keep up.
Pickles bought and then crashed three jetskis this week. Different days. If you contact Tampa Bay police they'll tell you it never happened but I snagged the photos before they burned the file.
Yuh-huh... 'kay, just jotting all that down...-
...He's that stupid? Lesbian and Lebanese? Seriously?... acrually- yeah, I'd believe that...
I'll bring that up. The apron thing and the skwis-gay thing. I like pissin' them off.
Yeah. Get me that footage. Jouko eludes me; I mean, nobody really cares about him as the new guy, so I never get much info about him. A lot of crashes, huh? With those three and Pickles... heh, that'll make a story.
Seriously? Nathan's still doing the album-deleting thing? What the hell's up with that guy?! People kill themselves over this shit...
You're useful. You know a lot of shit about these guys.
Okay. I helped you. Now it's time for you to help me. I want you to tell me if you've ever talked about Charles on your show.
Charles? The manager? Like... once or twice, in passing? He isn't really what fans are lookin' for. Why?
I was just wondering how smart you were. That's all.
Look, sweetheart, I report on what people actually give a shit about. Plus, even if people wanted info on that guy, he isn't exactly public about anything. He's only public about Dethklok, at best.
Nothing interesting goin' on with these fuckers. I wish I could get in and interview one of those gears, but they're so damn secretive...
I'll give you dirty laundry.
Thank fuck.
Okay so William Murderface honestly believes that "Lebanese" and "Lesbian" are the same word. He also thinks all the dinosaurs died at the same time in a big flood and he won't tell me why he thinks this.
Dick Knubbler has been dealing drugs to the gears. He also wears a little pink frilly apron when he bakes weed brownies.
Skwisgaar and Toki and Jouko got into three separate car-crashed about 15 minutes apart this week. I can't BELIEVE I haven't seen any coverage of that, yet. I was in the car with Jouko and can give you some footage of that one.
Skwisgaar's name is two letters off from Skwisgay. Do something with that because it will REALLY piss them off.
Nathan has been deleting tracks left right and centre. Knubbler pulls Pickles in to record for an hour and then he goes on lunch and when he comes back the re-recorded tracks are all deleted. It's pandemonium. No one can keep up.
Pickles bought and then crashed three jetskis this week. Different days. If you contact Tampa Bay police they'll tell you it never happened but I snagged the photos before they burned the file.
Yuh-huh... 'kay, just jotting all that down...-
...He's that stupid? Lesbian and Lebanese? Seriously?... acrually- yeah, I'd believe that...
I'll bring that up. The apron thing and the skwis-gay thing. I like pissin' them off.
Yeah. Get me that footage. Jouko eludes me; I mean, nobody really cares about him as the new guy, so I never get much info about him. A lot of crashes, huh? With those three and Pickles... heh, that'll make a story.
Seriously? Nathan's still doing the album-deleting thing? What the hell's up with that guy?! People kill themselves over this shit...
You're useful. You know a lot of shit about these guys.
Okay. I helped you. Now it's time for you to help me. I want you to tell me if you've ever talked about Charles on your show.
Charles? The manager? Like... once or twice, in passing? He isn't really what fans are lookin' for. Why?
Nothing interesting goin' on with these fuckers. I wish I could get in and interview one of those gears, but they're so damn secretive...
I'll give you dirty laundry.
Thank fuck.
Okay so William Murderface honestly believes that "Lebanese" and "Lesbian" are the same word. He also thinks all the dinosaurs died at the same time in a big flood and he won't tell me why he thinks this.
Dick Knubbler has been dealing drugs to the gears. He also wears a little pink frilly apron when he bakes weed brownies.
Skwisgaar and Toki and Jouko got into three separate car-crashed about 15 minutes apart this week. I can't BELIEVE I haven't seen any coverage of that, yet. I was in the car with Jouko and can give you some footage of that one.
Skwisgaar's name is two letters off from Skwisgay. Do something with that because it will REALLY piss them off.
Nathan has been deleting tracks left right and centre. Knubbler pulls Pickles in to record for an hour and then he goes on lunch and when he comes back the re-recorded tracks are all deleted. It's pandemonium. No one can keep up.
Pickles bought and then crashed three jetskis this week. Different days. If you contact Tampa Bay police they'll tell you it never happened but I snagged the photos before they burned the file.
Yuh-huh... 'kay, just jotting all that down...-
...He's that stupid? Lesbian and Lebanese? Seriously?... acrually- yeah, I'd believe that...
I'll bring that up. The apron thing and the skwis-gay thing. I like pissin' them off.
Yeah. Get me that footage. Jouko eludes me; I mean, nobody really cares about him as the new guy, so I never get much info about him. A lot of crashes, huh? With those three and Pickles... heh, that'll make a story.
Seriously? Nathan's still doing the album-deleting thing? What the hell's up with that guy?! People kill themselves over this shit...
You're useful. You know a lot of shit about these guys.
Nothing interesting goin' on with these fuckers. I wish I could get in and interview one of those gears, but they're so damn secretive...
I'll give you dirty laundry.
Thank fuck.
Nothing interesting goin' on with these fuckers. I wish I could get in and interview one of those gears, but they're so damn secretive...
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I LOVE that stuff. YOU’RE NOT BEING ANNOYING. IT MAKES MY DAY. Talk to me! I love it! :D
What if vagina was called a venis
So this is where all the brainpower goes
It is- literally just a bracelet by the way, nothing crazy. Skwisgaar gave it to me.
( she’s actually regretting even saying that part )
( Chantelle-skwigelf )
There's always subtext. Why would he buy you a cheap shitty rubber bracelet? He's the richest man alive, sweetheart.
How do you know what it is made of?- It is just a bracelet, I borrow his clothing all the time how is this different. I am sure you’ve seen that too.
It's called 'looking'. Judging by Skwisgaar's notoriety for wearing the exact same thing every single day of his life, I don't trust that he'd own some random rubber bracelet. I mean, sure, you could've snatched it, but I don't see why he'd own something so tacky to start with.
Why am I even on your show? I am not Dethklok. I have done one collaboration with them, and it was for a shoe branding.
Oh, I'm not sure. Hm. The reason could be... a certain surname. It starts with an 'S' and ends with a 'kwigelf'. Ringing any bells?
You're the only kid of Skwisgaar's that he'll legally acknowledge. That's a fuckin' goldmine.
Ringing a few bells. Yeah. The reason is very complicated. But, is that really all you have to report on? A bracelet?
Dethklok aren't exactly welcoming with open arms. It's a bit of a dry spell with 'em, to be honest, and we've gotta get a show out one way or another. And the fans like you.
It is- literally just a bracelet by the way, nothing crazy. Skwisgaar gave it to me.
( she’s actually regretting even saying that part )
( Chantelle-skwigelf )
There's always subtext. Why would he buy you a cheap shitty rubber bracelet? He's the richest man alive, sweetheart.
How do you know what it is made of?- It is just a bracelet, I borrow his clothing all the time how is this different. I am sure you’ve seen that too.
It's called 'looking'. Judging by Skwisgaar's notoriety for wearing the exact same thing every single day of his life, I don't trust that he'd own some random rubber bracelet. I mean, sure, you could've snatched it, but I don't see why he'd own something so tacky to start with.
Why am I even on your show? I am not Dethklok. I have done one collaboration with them, and it was for a shoe branding.
Oh, I'm not sure. Hm. The reason could be... a certain surname. It starts with an 'S' and ends with a 'kwigelf'. Ringing any bells?
You're the only kid of Skwisgaar's that he'll legally acknowledge. That's a fuckin' goldmine.
It is- literally just a bracelet by the way, nothing crazy. Skwisgaar gave it to me.
( she’s actually regretting even saying that part )
( Chantelle-skwigelf )
There's always subtext. Why would he buy you a cheap shitty rubber bracelet? He's the richest man alive, sweetheart.
How do you know what it is made of?- It is just a bracelet, I borrow his clothing all the time how is this different. I am sure you’ve seen that too.
It's called 'looking'. Judging by Skwisgaar's notoriety for wearing the exact same thing every single day of his life, I don't trust that he'd own some random rubber bracelet. I mean, sure, you could've snatched it, but I don't see why he'd own something so tacky to start with.
It is- literally just a bracelet by the way, nothing crazy. Skwisgaar gave it to me.
( she’s actually regretting even saying that part )
( Chantelle-skwigelf )
There's always subtext. Why would he buy you a cheap shitty rubber bracelet? He's the richest man alive, sweetheart.
Hey. A while ago, you put on a segment about me and Murderface getting into a massive car crash and I want to set the record straight. I was not "intoxicated" while driving that car; I was "tripping fucking balls" while driving that car. Also, the photos you used of me were hot as fuck. Can I get the jpg files? @scorpion-and-rabbit
Psh, I can respect that. I mean, I can't update the segment now, but I can send you the photos. I like your attitude, man
I want to make one of the pictures my profile photo on here. I look cool as fuck in it. For future reference (because I will definitely be making your show again): I won't sue you for defamation if you make me look bad. I'll sue you for defamation if you even insinuate that I'm not a total fucking trainwreck.
Really? Hah, thats the first time I've heard that one. Sure. I'll dial it up for ya.
Hey. A while ago, you put on a segment about me and Murderface getting into a massive car crash and I want to set the record straight. I was not "intoxicated" while driving that car; I was "tripping fucking balls" while driving that car. Also, the photos you used of me were hot as fuck. Can I get the jpg files? @scorpion-and-rabbit
Psh, I can respect that. I mean, I can't update the segment now, but I can send you the photos. I like your attitude, man
Hey so do you have any special Dethklok Minute segments planned for pride month? It's been a rough year for the queers and we could use one.
Oh, yeah, actually- some research is showin' a hell of a load of guys who transitioned are named Nathan, Pickles or William now. That's pretty cool.
And Dethklok are gay. But we know that.
why is dexter in adopt me dethklok minute guy
Is that fucking Roblox? Why are you sending me this?
googoogaagaa im a baby
I highly doubt that. Babies can't type.
