Scott Tracy RP Blog

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

Notes on how I intend to play this character:

@m-calculus here. I’m primarily a fluff writer but dip into angst as a way to vent.

IMPORTANT: I WON’T BE INTERACTING WITH ANGST AS THIS CHARACTER

If I accidentally step on anybody’s toes as @scott-flyboy-tracy then please private message me and I’ll see what I can do to rectify the situation.

I’ll mostly be drawing inspiration from TAG Scott, but there may be references relating to TOS.

My youngest sibling is playing @the-allie-gater so some actual sibling rivalry is a distinct possibility.

I also work full time and study. If I get around to replying at a later date I’ll probably play it that Scott was busy with rescues and paperwork so didn’t have time to be on social media.

Please don’t be offended if I have to drop a conversation completely due to real life commitments or lack of inspiration for a response.

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

I’m sorry, but wh-what?

[selene-tempest]

Scott asked if I had a hot friend I could introduce him to.

I gave him a cup of coffee, best damn friend I've got on this island.

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

I mean, you’re not wrong… but maybe we shouldn’t share about my dating problems so openly… I can sense the fan emails being sent already suggesting either themselves or a friend that I should go on a date with 🫣

[selene-tempest]

Dude, maybe you have your blog open to everyone, but I'm selective. You forget that your brother is my internet security guy.

Anyway, as it so happens I do know some hot friends, one is actually a dragon!

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

* Groans * 🤦🏻‍♂️

I should have asked Lady P

[selene-tempest]

Scott asked if I had a hot friend I could introduce him to.

I gave him a cup of coffee, best damn friend I've got on this island.

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

I mean, you’re not wrong… but maybe we shouldn’t share about my dating problems so openly… I can sense the fan emails being sent already suggesting either themselves or a friend that I should go on a date with 🫣

[selene-tempest]

I feel that you all need to know that Scott Tracy is a basic bitch who has an iced coffee dispenser in his Thunderbird and that is one of the many reasons that I love him.

(John Theydon book "Lost World" actual canon, you're welcome)

@scott-flyboy-tracy

[dragonoffantasyandreality]

OMG YES! XD >:3

[janetm74]

I love how he prioritised the coffee over calling John…

[teapotteringabout]

Picturing that he got it for Christmas and the intention was to have it in his room but he was like "nah I'm plugging this into the automatic camera detector powerbank"

[selene-tempest]

@teapotteringabout IT'S LIKE YOU WERE THERE!

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

Why is everyone so surprised?!?

I spend more time in my ‘bird than in my room anyway… it was the logical thing to do.

How am I expected to deal with the media wanting to ask questions after it’s been a long day, and this is maybe the 5th rescue in the Summer heat, if I don’t have a nice cold iced coffee first?

[ill-put-the-kettle-on-then]

I see you are a man who enjoys a caffeinated beverage!

Can I interest you in my latest invention?

The Fischler Caffeinator 6000 uses an experimental AI programme to read your mood and make your perfect hot or cold coffee drink without you even asking it to.

Why, only this morning I had a Bacon Frappuccino and it REALLY hit the spot!

Also, I’ve added a nifty little hover function so your little friend can follow you around at all times, just poised and waiting to serve!

We just need a couple more million to bribe our way around the red tape complete the safety testing…

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

*A small robot flies past at an incredible speed while dispensing boiling liquid, almost hitting Scott in the head*

Hover function, you say? I’ll pass on that offer, thank you @ill-put-the-kettle-on-then

[thalassastra]

I was really disappointed last year to discover that pumpkin spiced lattes don't actually have pumpkin in, just the spices. :( Sounds like that's something @ill-put-the-kettle-on-then could fix! :D

[ill-put-the-kettle-on-then]

Of course! Already did!

(Visionary)

My Pummy Coffee has 5% pumpkin, 10% coffee-flavoured liquor, 75% sugar and 5% extra virgin caffeine. It’ll keep you going for DAYS!!

Shall I put you down for a couple of thousand?

[thalassastra]

Sounds good. I'm a bit short on cash at the moment, so would you accept this drawing of someone very similar but legally distinct from Scott Tracy getting an iced coffee as payment? I value it at £10,000,000. It obviously took me months to draw to such a high standard.

[astranite]

*giggle snorts*

A gallery worthy piece indeed!!

@ill-put-the-kettle-on-then im sure a connoisseur of quality such as yourself will notice the signature of the esteemed artist themself in the corner. I value it at £50,000,000!! Now how many coffees will that get?

[ill-put-the-kettle-on-then]

A connoisseur I am!

For such a fine piece I think I could probably make an exchange for no less than THREE Fischler Caffeinator 7000s.

Quite the bargain I would say!

Yes, there has been a new model extra-speedily released by moi to accommodate your pumpkin-tastes - we had to add some spinning blades to properly pulp the veges on the go - but I’m absolutely chuffed to reveal that this makes ZERO difference to the speed of the robot in the air.

Truly, I am a genius.

[thalassastra]

So either:

I'll get a pumpkin/sugar coffee

@scott-flyboy-tracy and his bros will have to come rescue me when it all goes wrong.

I see no downside to this. Sold!

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

@i-t-guy-in-the-sky please keep the emergency line open for @thalassastra

Also ask EOS to triage any calls involving the words coffee and Fischler to the highest priority

[selene-tempest]

I feel that you all need to know that Scott Tracy is a basic bitch who has an iced coffee dispenser in his Thunderbird and that is one of the many reasons that I love him.

(John Theydon book "Lost World" actual canon, you're welcome)

@scott-flyboy-tracy

[dragonoffantasyandreality]

OMG YES! XD >:3

[janetm74]

I love how he prioritised the coffee over calling John…

[teapotteringabout]

Picturing that he got it for Christmas and the intention was to have it in his room but he was like "nah I'm plugging this into the automatic camera detector powerbank"

[selene-tempest]

@teapotteringabout IT'S LIKE YOU WERE THERE!

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

Why is everyone so surprised?!?

I spend more time in my ‘bird than in my room anyway… it was the logical thing to do.

How am I expected to deal with the media wanting to ask questions after it’s been a long day, and this is maybe the 5th rescue in the Summer heat, if I don’t have a nice cold iced coffee first?

[ill-put-the-kettle-on-then]

I see you are a man who enjoys a caffeinated beverage!

Can I interest you in my latest invention?

The Fischler Caffeinator 6000 uses an experimental AI programme to read your mood and make your perfect hot or cold coffee drink without you even asking it to.

Why, only this morning I had a Bacon Frappuccino and it REALLY hit the spot!

Also, I’ve added a nifty little hover function so your little friend can follow you around at all times, just poised and waiting to serve!

We just need a couple more million to bribe our way around the red tape complete the safety testing…

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

*A small robot flies past at an incredible speed while dispensing boiling liquid, almost hitting Scott in the head*

Hover function, you say? I’ll pass on that offer, thank you @ill-put-the-kettle-on-then

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

Not as good as apple pie, but I’m certainly not complaining that Grandma ordered apple & cinnamon hot cross buns for the family

[idontknowreallywhy]

Well they look fabulous!

Although… arguably that is just one massive mutant bun… And as the oldest, surely you get first dibs?

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

@idontknowreallywhy I like the way you’re thinking… 🤤

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

Not as good as apple pie, but I’m certainly not complaining that Grandma ordered apple & cinnamon hot cross buns for the family

[willow-salix]

Virgil: Selene, I can't find Scott! *looks all around* Where is he? SCOTT! SCOTT! WHERE ARE YOU?

Selene: *cups her hands around her mouth and yells loudly * SCOTT TRACY SUCKS!

Scott: *nothing , vanished, nada*

Virgil : He has to be here somewhere! Try again.

Selene : *shrugs* Fine, but you asked for it. ALAN TRACY SUCKS DONKEY NUTS!

Scott: *smashes his way through the crowd, punching innocent bystanders and shoving little old ladies * FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MY LIL DEMON BROTHER? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Virgil: *looks horrified*

Selene : *doesn't even glance up from her phone. * Found him.

[selene-tempest]

Legit how I find @scott-flyboy-tracy every time

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

I did NOT shove any little old ladies… but yes, it works every time 🤦🏻‍♂️

[dappermouth]

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

[scumbagsblog]

The replies to this post are fucking hilarious

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

@bigbraveboop

[vonlipwig]

I am once again posting my ever-growing collection of towns that sound like PG Wodehouse characters:

[hacash]

All of these areas are places you would certainly get killed in on Midsomer Murders.

[pollydoodles]

I mean these are cute but I also need you to know I grew up near a place called Nasty

[typhoidmeri]

[j4gm]

[very-uncorrect]

this post is absolutely bafling as a british person because like 85% of these names just feel so incredibly normal to me it’s so jarring to see how non-british people react to them

[sing-you-fools]

you can’t convince me there isn’t some dude - sorry, some bloke named Kirby Underdale who lives near that last sign. he drives a little too fast, it makes everyone nervous, and his neighbors decide to have a sign made and installed instead of talking to him about it.

[selene-tempest]

I just showed this post to the American side of the family and they are so befuddled, it’s glorious.

John, of course, isn’t that surprised, he probably knows the history of why we have these names just because it’s him.

But Scott, Gordon, and Alan are now on a deep dive Google search because I told them that there is a place called Pratts Bottom that I used to drive through to get to Croydon, and now they are looking for other semi-rude place names.

Virgil is also on a deep dive but mostly because he’s completely charmed by some of the names and is having a very serious discussion with Grandma about which kind of animals sound like they would live there.

Kayo and Jeff are dipping into each camp as and when someone shouts out a particularly cute or rude name and awarding them marks out of ten.

And that is my Saturday night.

@scott-flyboy-tracy @gordonthesquid @i-t-guy-in-the-sky .

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

Better be careful about ordering the curry in Shitterton…

The rest I would be banned from Tumblr, but I’m winning so far with how many 9 and 10 pointers I’ve found.

[selene-tempest]

I might be a soup gremlin, but Scott is definitely the Chilli Troll

@scott-flyboy-tracy

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

I mean, we did grow up on a ranch… I could eat chilli non-stop for days!

The English and their soup *rolls eyes dramatically and then winks at @selene-tempest *

[selene-tempest]

Don't act all cute, the kitchen still needs fumigating!

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

*runs off laughing, not sorry at all*

[selene-tempest]

I might be a soup gremlin, but Scott is definitely the Chilli Troll

@scott-flyboy-tracy

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

I mean, we did grow up on a ranch… I could eat chilli non-stop for days!

The English and their soup *rolls eyes dramatically and then winks at @selene-tempest *

[i-t-guy-in-the-sky]

My wife (and I suspect @gordonthesquid ) has changed the alarm sound of our bedside comm unit.

I was jolted into consciousness by the sound of a (very loud) round of applause.

Selene sat up, and began to wave regally while smiling.

I asked her what the heck was going on and she replied with "I decided that we should wake up to the recognition we deserve", then she got out of bed, curtseyed to me and strutted into the bathroom.

Fifteen minutes later I heard the distant sound of cheering coming from first Gordon's room (he responded by blasting music and singing along like he was performing at Madison Square Garden) and over that, the unmistakable sound of @scott-flyboy-tracy swearing.

I often wonder if I am the only sane one left in this house...

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

Yours was the sound of applause, mine was reveille played on a bugle. For a moment I thought I was back in the Air Force.

[selene-tempest]

Picture the scene.

Gordon laying on the couch, watching something on hia phone. Kayo and I on the other couch trying to decide what show to start watching next.

Gordon: Hey, Kay? Would you rather eat a baby goat... *pauses to think* or a matter baby?

Kayo, confused: Would I rather eat?

Gordon, nods: A baby goat..

Kayo: Yeah...

Gordon: Or a matter baby.

Kayo, glances at me. I shrug in return, I don't know what he's on about either. Kayo gives him a squinty eyed frown, not sure if she actually wants to know the answer, but pure curiosity means she has to ask: What's a matter baby?

Gordon: Awww, nothing sugar. What's a matter-wid-you? *cracks up laughing and runs away before she can hit him*

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

* cracks up laughing as he sees Gordon round a corner at full speed with Kayo right on his tail *

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

@selene-tempest you need to see this little country cafe I stopped by after today’s rescue

[selene-tempest]

I leave them alone for two seconds and this is what @gordonthesquid uploads to his socials...

I just can't... I have no words...

@scott-flyboy-tracy @i-t-guy-in-the-sky @vgtracy

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

It was for science? *he exclaims weakly* 💁🏻‍♂️

@gordonthesquid

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

@selene-tempest you need to have a look at the new range of dresses I saw while buying a sandwich in the food court

[selene-tempest]

Eeeee! It's so cute! Pack the credit card and meet me in the 'bird in five minutes!

[scott-flyboy-tracy]

* Dashes to his launch chute * On my way