king beside you

SCOTT J. EVANS -- it was a big big world, but we thought we were bigger. -- pushing each other to the limits, we were learning quicker 21. twin. astrophysics.

[alexfabray]

Just for that, I’m putting my dirty clothes under your pillow. Be scared, Scott.

[scottvans-blog1]

Not even funny. Just... literally disgusting. I have never wanted to have sex with you less.

[royallyxbloody-blog]

I totally managed to pack the majority of my stuff, but I had to get a second suitcase for my laptop and my writing stuff. You can never be too prepared. Plus, road trip snacks. Oh, my God.

[scottvans-blog1]

You better be plannin’ on sharing those snacks.

[hudsonpsu]

This trip is going to be a total blast, I can’t wait. Even if there’s a few spots missing from the itinerary that we should so be visiting. Gotham, Metropolis, Star City, Central City… to name a few.

[scottvans-blog1]

Can you like... try not to embarrass me on this trip?

[inallthingsmagicwrites-blog]

Can’t help it, different moral values broski, judging you hardcore, but I’ll do it silently so you don’t have to feel bad. 

[scottvans-blog1]

Moral? Who gives a shit about moral? If girls just wanna have fun, then so do I. You can take your sex shamin’ elsewhere, buddy.

[inallthingsmagicwrites-blog]

It’s a good thing we can be friends without me agreeing with your life choices because otherwise this shit wouldn’t happen. 

[scottvans-blog1]

What’s wrong with my life choices? Way to be judgemental, broski.

[inallthingsmagicwrites-blog]

Not something people are usually so proud to admit, but at least I don’t have to feel bad for calling you one in the future. Today I learned. With as easy as it is to get laid these days if that’s what you’re here for I reckon you can too. 

[scottvans-blog1]

I wear my title with pride. I’m a boy, I like to fuck -- but as far as girls can know, I love relationships and brunch and long walks on the beach. I mean, it is easy when you look like me. I almost wish I had a harder challenge.

[inallthingsmagicwrites-blog]

That chick in Cobra Starship fucked a dude everyplace they stopped on tour supposedly, could be an honorable goal for the FB’s and FG’s of the world. 

[scottvans-blog1]

As the ultimate FB, that is a goal I have gotta make sure I achieve. But, y’know -- I believe in me. I reckon I can do it.

[dallasjweston]

Can I switch vans? Seriously, Scott– I’m not sure which is more disgusting right now: you, or Alex’s hygiene warnings.

[scottvans-blog1]

Please -- you guys are gunna get free porn for an entire summer. Way better than your sister stinkin’ out her van.

[alexfabray]

I can easily say that I am so excited to get away from doing nothing with my life to still doing nothing but actually getting to see interesting things for the next three months. However, there is one rule for that I have for our adventure – it’s that no one comments on how badly smell because I plan on bringing as little clothes as possible to make room for useless shit that is bought.

[scottvans-blog1]

Gross. Just... gross.

[scottvans-blog1]

Van Three squad better watch out. 10 new cities full of new girls -- think I’m gunna have to set myself a little road trip challenge.

[snapovercap]