a dirty little lover

Alexandra Fabray. ✌️ it's ya girl, Alex Fabray! Nineteen years old & sophomore at Princeton University. Go the Tigers! Majoring in Political Sciences & Government but I dabble in the language of love (meaning French, for all you uncultured people). The way to my heart is a large soy latte so don't be afraid to stop by & say hello – as long as you've got one of those in your hands.

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INSTAGRAM: @alexfabray uploaded a new photo 

fuck i look cute 🐙

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text message 📲 fabray triplets.

Alex: SOS!

Alex: Are we getting Judy & Russell a Christmas gift this year?

Alex: Because other than a framed (possibly signed if I'm feeling generous) transcript of my fake grades, I've got no ideas.

Alex: Also can we catch up the three of us for our own little celebration before all the madness? obvi Beth is invited too!

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robertclarington:

Yeah, you’re definitely sunny with a chance in that aspect. How does one practice puppy dog eyes on themselves? 

You gotta stare at yourself in the mirror, giving yourself your best possible puppy dog eyes until you either feel sorry for yourself or you want to buy yourself something really expensive. And then voila! Practice on as many people as you want until you get what you want. You’re welcome.

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mercedesajones:

Lex that list was created with you in mind! How are you?

Oh thank god! Was a little worried you might have forgotten me there. I’m so good -- super duper excited for Christmas & New Years. Not so excited to go back to school but I’ll delay thinking about that. How about you?

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oulincoln:

Well my parents are pretty amazing. I love being home with them. And I’m sure my parents wouldn’t mind if you came over to visit for a little.

You betcha I’m gonna be crashing your place. Nice parents -- that’s like the dream?

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titan-scott:

It sounds like I should be coming over tonight! 

This is an even better option than New Years? You know my door’s always open -- especially for drinks.

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cammaehudson:

I was already pretty excited to be back home, but reading your reasons, I’m even more stoked to be back. Though, I don’t want to see your parents fighting, I am interested in learning how to make the puppy eyes you’re talking about work for me, too. Also, you’re offering booze, which is never a bad thing. I’m happy you’re home, Fabray. It’s nice to know people are happy to be back, too. 

THANKS GIRL!! Okay, so I’m totally willing to teach you the magic of the puppy dog eyes under one condition: you never use them on me because I totally won’t be able to resist that shit. It’s good to be back, Cammie. AND that reminds me -- when the fuck am I gonna see your beautiful face next? 

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alecmcintosh:

Alright. What about tomorrow? I’m a little busy tonight.

You’re lucky that I’m probably going to be feeling just as generous tomorrow.

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aiden-kennedy:

Drinks? I want drinks.

Mate, your wish is my command.

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rosebrooklyn:

Drinks!!!! Now this is a good thing to come home to~ 

Fuck oath, it is. You game?

[mercedesaevans]

Finally back in Ohio and glad to be here with my family and friends. So! What are everyone’s plans while home? I have some but can always make time for the special ones on my list!

[alexfabray]

Gurl, I better be one of those on the list!

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titan-scott:

I am so spending New Year’s Eve at your place.

Yes! Please come get very drunk and help me antagonise my parents. Fun for you, fun for me!!!!!

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chelwilde:

I’m glad you included #3 but the fact that Getting to see Chelsea Wilde wasn’t a reason all to itself and #1 is so offensive, I don’t think I’ve ever been more offended in my life?

BUT LIKE that was a given???? You’re like the unspoken number one really. But I had to make everyone else happy too!

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alecmcintosh:

When do I get to ask for these said drinks?

You can ask me right now. I ain’t busy.

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calebsmythe:

Do you think the whole puppy dog look would work for free food when I go shopping later? But I am glad to see someone that is excited to be back home and I’m not mostly the only one. How have you been?

If you give them a good pout to go with it, then 100% yes. If not, you should definitely demand to speak to the manager. Yeah, holidays are pretty fucking funny in the Fabray household so what’s not to be excited about? I’M SWELL THOUGH!!! Loving life and yada yada. How about you though??

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robertclarington:

That’s amazing. I’m glad everything’s going well for you. I don’t think that my puppy dog eyes have worked in forever. I like your third reason, though. That was very smooth and I’m loving it.

Thank you! Quite fortunate to be able to make the best of a shitty situation, really. And that would be because you have to practice your puppy dog eyes!! That sort of talent doesn’t just come naturally and trust me, I’ve been using mine for years. Thank you though! Glad I could please.