Meme Trash

Moved to @danger-dog

[scout2000]

Moved to @danger-dog

[scout2000]

Moved to @danger-dog

[scout2000]

Moved to @danger-dog

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

all clothes are unisex if you stop giving a shit

[scout2000]

Friendly reminder to follow @scout-adventures ! I’m more active on there than I will be on this account.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you get a new laptop do you get a new FBI agent assigned to you? Or is it the same person who’s watched you since you’ve played club penguin when you were ten

[frontseatpocket]

Episode 112: Dark Dealings

Somewhere in the future there’s an Acquisitions Inc. game going and my head just pops in from the side and then pulls out again.

[chinon]

my wife: actively pushing out our baby

me: holding my phone with cafeastrology[dot]com open in the browser and staring at the clock, ready to calculate its birth chart any minute now

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

my wife struggles to keep the baby in for just five more minutes at 11:55pm on april 20th just so we can avoid having to raise an aries

[obovoid]

are you telling me you’d rob your child of being born on 4/20 because of astrology

[ruinedchildhood]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bad handwriting is like writing with a thick accent

[ruinedchildhood]

[scout2000]

Well I made another blog where I'm probably going to be spending most of my time now. It's probably just going to consist of Critical Role, fantasy, and whatever kinds of adventures I go on. It's @scout-adventures if you wanna give a follow!

[jigowatt]

he protec

he attac

but most importantly:

WE HAVE TO GO BAC

[thatonenotsopopulargirl]

And this is the last of my succu-spam

[sketchingsparrow]

“The one who likes to give gifts…” ❤✨

(Based on a conversation with @kcinderfell on Twitter the other night: https://twitter.com/kcinderfell/status/903082046909804544 )

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somemtimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do, other times I get out of the car with my seatbelt on.

[uptional]