where the pringles at?

You killed the car.

[stopwhitepeopleforever]

God is so rude for not allowing me to die right now this very moment 

[stopwhitepeopleforever]

Okay so literally the day after I posted this Tokyo got hit by a 4.9 earthquake and I was in class on the 6th floor and God I appreciate you listening but I’m not really feeling death by natural disaster that’s too much anxiety and terror so I appreciate the effort but maybe go another angle okay thank you bless up

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

me every morning: the search for sock

[drycoochie-deactivated20150814]

[notpano-deactivated20170912]

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[filmaticbby]

Freaks and Geeks (1999-2000)

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

my thighs r thick cos theyre full of love

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Mine are full of cheese and crackers

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[bubbathegreat-1]

[vanillagloss]

[chinchillasorchildren]

I ascended.

[restfulraccoon]

Wanted: a sugar daddy who transfers money into my account for nothing in return other than a selfie with a smile on my face

[billiondollarblog]

Smile not guaranteed

[princesconsuela]

[myyzone]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Extra af. (via NanoJefe)

[dilfweed]

Ok but 5 fucking stars