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HOLY CRAP SCP-035?! SCP-035 WHY ARE YOU IN THE OCEANGATE TITAN SUBMARINE SCP-035?!! YOU'RE GONNA IMPLODE SCP-035 FROM THE SCP FOUNDATION!! HOLY CRAP!!1!
SEDITION WATCH PARTY!!!
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Giving my own take abt 035 not being the Black Lord!!!
There are multiple authors that write 035 tales, and just because one doesn't like that idea doesn't mean that other writers didn't make their tales with those same intentions. Look at Midnight Parade and Everyone Wears a Mask There's still no canon. This doesn't mean everyone's personal interpretations have been flipped upside down or that you have to rewrite all your lore (unless you want to), it's just a funny authors note. Me personally, I like 035 being The Black Lord, so I'm gonna go pretend the authors post is a ploy by the Ambassador to make us forget about the Black Lord.
Hereās some 3549 art in compensation for my blabbering
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We're rewatching some episodes of SCP:SEDITION in my discord server tomorrow!!!!!!! Pls join if youre interested, it's gonna be a TON of fun!
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These guys had LEGENDARY beef that we never got to see ever again. RIP
*gets between 035 and Jacobs* guys this isnāt you instead of fighting you should lowk make out sloppy style while I watch
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TW for light gore and a fucked up mouth
I LOVE YOU JACOBS I LOVE YOU SCP-049 I LOVE YOU JACOBS AND SCP-049 I LOVE YOU 049COBS I LOVE YOUR TEETH I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE YOUR TEETH
To clarify Because I realized how it looks halfway throUgh the piece: this is not zombified Jacobs, Iāve jusT been wanTing to draw His mOuth after receiving the gLasgow smilE heheā¦
As for a life update, Iām back from Academy!!! It was soso amazing and I learned so much⦠now I can properly portray 035 as an actor guys (this was all a ploy so I can learn how to write and roleplay 035 better). So expect more posts now that I have free time up my sleeve!
Jacobsā Journal: Tape 7.5 - Suppawt
Having passed out for several hours, Administrative Oversight Jacobs sleeps in his desk chair, legs propped atop his desk.
The sound of his door creaking open startles him from his drunken stupor, ever-alert. No rest for the wicked.
JACOBS: āHāHello? Show yourself?ā
Jacobs observes no movement, with the door only slightly ajar. After a brief moment, his right hand removes itself from the desk drawer where he keeps his spare firearm. He reclines again and raises his legs back into their prior position.
Suddenly - a heavy weight leaps onto his abdomen, simultaneously pinning him into place and shocking him into a frozen stare into the eyes of SCP-529. She looks around, barely acknowledging Jacobsā confused stare. She inspects the view and stability of her perch.
Jacobs: āJosie? How theā¦That door was closed.ā
Josie finally looks directly at Jacobs, an element of cheekiness in her stare.
Jacobs: āCan youā¦open doors?ā
Josie begins preening, starting an obnoxious bath starting from her chest on down. Or rather, as far down as is possible. Jacobs regards her with mild irritation, mostly because he also feels mildly impressed at the feat.
Jacobs: āAnd I thought Lambert was the security risk. Clever littleāā
Jacobs reaches up to scratch her ear, but Josie swats his advance away, staring at him directly again.
Jacobs: āSo-rry. Didnāt realise being the bed doesnāt come with patting perks.ā
Josie returned to bathing, ignoring her bedās sarcasm. Jacobs rolls his eyes.
Jacobs: *sigh* āSuppose itās the best gift Iāve gotten for any Christmas. Being the pet bed. Had more than enough wishing I had one, now I can be one.ā
Josie pauses and sniffs Jacobsā face with light little huffs. She eventually opens her mouth, taking deeper sniffs whilst wearing the goofiest expression. Jacobsā brows furrow as he simply doesnāt know whatās happening.
Jacobs: āWhatāre youāā
Josie sneezes right into Jacobsā face. After a moment, frozen by the sudden spritz, Jacobs wipes his cheeks and mouth clean with his sleeve. He holds back a building anger, keeping his breathing in check.
Jacobs: āI ask you: what could have possibly warranted that?ā
Josie turns, sniffing the air, almost following the scent. Jacobs traces her gaze to the two empty bottles of whisky near the wastepaper basket on the floor, one overturned. Jacobs turns back slowly to the cat, his anger boiling over into a distinct embarrassment no human had ever encouraged.
Jacobs: āWellā¦fair. I suppose Iāve made my own bed on that matter.ā
Josie, having seemingly finished cleaning her half-body, loafs atop his chest. Despite this, he can still feel the weight all the way down onto his stomach where nothing visible is resting. Jacobs gets comfortable as Josieās eyes remain half-open, and stares up at the ceiling.
Jacobs: āIāve tried dogs. I know people say theyāre loyalādonāt get me wrong, they areābut I could never get past how eager they are to please. It feels like overwriting something to make it yours. By the time itās trained, itās no longer a dog. Itās a tool. Iād struggle owning someone like that, suppress them.ā
Jacobs feels a tapping on the top of his right hand. Looking down, he spots Josie patting his hand, and presenting her head. A half-smile on his lips, Jacobs reaches out and scratches behind her ear. She moves her head so that Jacobsās scratches move to her chin. Josie sinks into the slow scratches, closing her eyes and purring rhythmically.
Jacobs: āYou know what you like. Thatās good. Yāknow what, Josie? Merry Christmas.ā
Leaving his hand under Josieās head for her to sleep atop, Jacobs closes his eyes and knows heāll be able to face the hangover tomorrow a little easier.
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All ive been drawing lately has been Sedition Warrior Cats AUšIām in such EOW media withdrawals that Iām making up my own canon for this cat au bruh.. hereās some more doodles plus an unfinished piece of Mae and Aiden cats hehe
THERE'S A MEAN STORM COMIN' STRONG ENOUGH TO CUT YOU DOWN THERES A WAR BEEN WAGIN' BETTER GET THE CHILDREN UNDERGROUND I KNOW WE'RE FAR BEYOND THE POINT OF NO RETURN LET'S SAY WE LIGHT A FIRE AND BE THE FIRST TO BURNā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
OHHHDO YOU RECALL RHE DAYS WHEN WE WENT WEONGāļø
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Wanted to share some old Warrior Cat AU Jacobs and 049 Art with the confirmation that Jacobs was a Mainecoon cat hehe⦠I always thought heād be an oriental shorthair (with 049 being an oriental longhair), but I can see him being a big fluffy ass cat too
Lambert and Hillard cats too THEYRE JUST SO FUN TO DRAW I LOCE DRAWING CHARACGERS AS CATS
Hai mutuals⦠I hope I donāt have to make a full post about this, but this is a follow up post about the guy who was harassing me
Theyāre doing it again, now trying to discredit my namešplease if anyone by the name of Clef, Jacobs, Isaac or Dyo reaches out to you, let me know⦠I hope I donāt have to make a post, but theyāve started reaching out to my mutuals trying to spread rumors about me. This has been going on consistently for 3 months, them making new accounts pretending to be other people to talk about me or infiltrate my spaces. I just want people to be aware of things from my perspectiveā¦
If you want an idea of the kind of person they are, please look at this post that discusses how they (a 19 year old) was talking sexual with a 16 year old, Charlie
https://www.tumblr.com/charlieischaos/817062977681473536/something-serious
I quite like the queers
when did your 953 and 035 date? if it was pre-containment did 035 go to korea? if so what was his original goal and how was the journey like?
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Theyāre met during the Joseon Dynasty period (about early 1400s). Yes, 035 did go to Korea. During this period following his exile from Alagadda, he was looking for anything and everything that would give his life purpose. He initially met 049 50~ years before 953, in which he was a traveling doctor. When 049 escaped 035s brainwashed town, the townsfolk eventually turned against 035 for the deadly after effects of his medicine (which was just 035s goop), so he fled. He was already bored of Europe at this point, so he started anew in Korea.
He became a Shaman (I believe the term is Baksu? Correct me if Iām wrong) where he gained popularity for being a āvessel for the Godsā and made a living by telling peopleās fortune, when in reality he was just improvising everything. But he was charismatic enough to grow a small following of people who praised his holiness and divine spirit.
953s presence had begun to decline during this period. The Joseon period brought about the declining popularity of the Kumiho fox spirit and popularized the idea of animals being below humans, so she lived near graveyards, getting an easy meal after every burial. But rumors about a fox spirit consuming the spirits of the dead began to arise after many mourners came to honor their dead and found fox hairs and streaks of blood painting the dirt.
035 was aware of her presence because of these rumors, but didnāt pay it too much mind. He found Greek mythological creatures more interesting anyways. So when he was requested to perform a ritual in the graveyard to speak to a clients recently murdered son, he brought a few of his disciples and started thinking of what kind of lie heād say the son told him.
But he got sidetracked when he met a woman with the hunting eyes of a fox.
(Also some added details! My usual 953 design has orange/red hair, but here she has black because she has to blend in closer with humans, meanwhile in the foundation everyone knows sheās a Kumiho. Her natural color is the one in the foundation. 035 has dragon symbols on his gatās ribbon because Fox and dragons are constantly at war in Korean folklore. 035 has four disciples as 4 is the number of death, and their hanboks are crossed right over left because, again, it represents death as 035 gives their lives to 953 to win her favor. 953 has fuzzy ear tips. There are 4 men standing by 035, two in front and two in back, and there are 4 gravestones by 953, two in front two In backš)
Happy Pride Month everyone!
I wanted to take a moment to highlight Jacobs as part of a statement on Asexual representation in media.
Much like his creator, Jacobs is Ace. However, unlike a lot of other Asexual characters in media (who, from my experience, either are only implied Asexuals or are only sex repulsed until ācuredā and grow out of it), I wanted to make it clear that he both is Ace and will not be changing in that regard.
I know there are many layers to being Asexual, we are as complicated, colourful, and beautiful as anyone else on this Earth. Sometimes it feels that how they are captured in the media is still being reserved for the emotionally repressed, or aliens/robots, or sexually squeamish. I hope one day it will be recognised that, in order to get Ace people, you donāt have to make them outrageously opposed to sex or cut out a personality.
Ace people are people. I donāt just mean that in terms of rights. We donāt need to be dehumanised to fit into the comfortable interpretation the wider community and society seems to view us as. We are not a threat to sexuality (a major reason I left the platform prior was due to harassment for this reason). Weāre part of the deck as much as anyone else.
I hope this brings some of you comfort or happiness knowing this. Thank you for listening.
Sorry to all the asks Iāve been neglecting but AAAA 67 LOLILOLOLOLOL
if 035 and 953 are like friends that also canāt stand each other at the same time then how do you think 049 and 953 would be like when together
I havenāt thought about it too much!
Theyāve heard stories of each other from 035, but even if they were aware 035 was bullshitting some parts of the stories, they never cared to find out the truth. Like 953 for example met 035 at a time where he HATED 049, so his stories reflected his dislike. But when 049 and 035 reconnected, 035 was already over his break up with 953, and his stories reflected more positively on her.
I think if they were to meet⦠953 would try to make 049 into an ally, promising to breach containment and find a nice home on the coast to get married in, assuming her charming abilities work on 049. 049 can very easily see past that though and would probably lock her in a room with 049-2 subjects⦠basically it wouldnāt be a fun time for either of them.
But if 035 was there as a barrierā¦
Gay people can NEVER have normal friendships huhšEven if 035 and 953 are over each other, whoās to say they canāt have a little fun while in containment? 035 will happily take any opportunity he can to make 049 jealous