but it would've buried you if it had settled on your shoulders

escher | any prns | pathetic yapper | "you want an experiment? we can make an experiment." | today, for a better yesterday tomorrow | crickshrooms or bust 𓁿꩜

[rattboxwarriorr]

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welcome to my blog !!

escher / any pronouns, with a strong preference for he/they

current strongest interests: the ninth hour, shayfer james, the prescription

other main interests: house md, will wood

miscellaneous additional interests: numb3rs, psych, bones (2005), castle (2009), the magnus archives, tcotsk, corru.observer, quinn & flynn, lookouts, classic films/old hollywood, visual novels in general

aside from will wood and shayfer james, i listen to a lot of sparkbird, fish in a birdcage, mustard service, system of a down, the crane wives, the mountain goats, james marriott, iDKHOW, vundabar, etc. !!

you may notice i'm also a pretty big fan of a few other artists who didn't make it to this list because my appreciation for their music is currently waning and i'm waiting for it to come back lol

bold stripe aroace + agender (with personal xenogender labels i will not typically speak on having, as they are a tool for my own understanding of myself and not a description i provide to others)

please be patient when tagging me !! i do participate in some tag games, although it may take a while for me to get around to answering them. i'd also prefer not to be tagged in note goal posts (e.g. "if this post reaches 1000 notes, i'll xyz.. ")

tag organization:

#escher's rambles - original posts

#escher's attempts at art - my (admittedly, amateur) art

#ninth tide posting - original posts or reblogs with analysis in the tags for the ninth hour

#shayferposting - original shayfer james posts, although a few reblogs may be mixed in there

#shayfursona - fun speculative posts about shayfer james' hypothetical fursona(s)

#prescribed yapping - liveblogging of my ongoing readthrough of the prescription

other tags may appear for organization purposes on my posts but were too inconsistently utilized to include here

vent posts are few and far between, and typically deleted shortly after their posting, so if that's something you're worried about seeing on your dash, you're probably in the clear :]

ao3 shared upon request

i love my mutuals an unhealthy amount <3

blinkies, stamps, & userboxes under the cut !!

credit for blinkies/stamps/userboxes:

@allthedrugsforcreativity (the prescription); @guardianangelgraphics (will shooting his head stamp); @ivy-vinezz (non-animated ww stamps); @lonely-coconut (animated will wood blinkies); @apollosunshineisdead (you can never know blinkie); @blinkees (socrates blinkie); @userbox-shop (icimi and ave userboxes)

all uncredited graphics are of my own making + f2u with credit :]

blinkies are subject to change in the near future because i desperately need more the ninth hour ones and also i'm currently in the middle of consuming a media that i will share the name and join the fandom of once complete !!

if you're reading this, you deserve happiness :3

[myankleissprained]

Being ignored over text especially in a group chat is so embarrassing like Ok FaceTime me right now we can have a group reaction to me swinging from the ceiling

[craseycazy]

honestly if i lost someone as good as juliet id also start spiraling and dreaming of a life that could have been where someone else dies if it meant id get to stay with the perfect woman

[rainybearstudio]

Shawn Spencer, the man that you are

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, calmly evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[beaft]

important additions!!!!

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[pixelxgore]

snapped out of my rygos psychosis long enough to make psych yaoi( ꈍ꒳ꈍ)

i know carly isn’t that tall idk just pretend he’s standing one something or something

ignore my shitty anatomy i literally don’t care (¬_¬")

[mi-ciudad]

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

[loveridden1999]

sports is not real. they just declared it

[loveridden1999]

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

[pilvislament]

You guys fw will wood.?

[bugwars]

numbah one rule of headaches is keep looking at that screen and turn the brightness alllllllllll the way up… and a little electronic music couldn’t hurt.. if that’s your style

[byjove]

how many people do you think use speech to text to write fanfiction like how many people in this world are sitting alone in their living room vividly reciting the nastiest sex scenes with perfect diction

[dogpuppy]

[biterisker]

anyone else get sick and fucking tired of making decisions. sometimes i just want to go pliant and pouty and be arranged and petted at. "puppy in a bad mood?" yes actually. "puppy want me to handle it?" yes, actually!

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[jimbles-archive]