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Noah Kahan
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cherry valley forever
Keni
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Origami Around
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Mike Driver
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Kiana Khansmith
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@scr3amingfrog
When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.
Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.
Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.
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Why do most people believe that God is a man?
Have you ever known a man to create anything???
The floods and the pestilence, I'll buy, because only a man would imagine such awful things and then be cruel enough to actually unleash them onto his own "children".
But think about it.
Who on this earth bears the life?
Who holds the key to creation?
Who would cause the downfall of all creation if we just disappeared?
I wouldn't be so political if basic human rights weren't constantly up for debate.
Hi, I just finished The Testaments (sequel to The Handmaid's Tale) and now I am MORE WORRIED ABOUT OUR POLITICAL STATE THAN I WAS BEFORE!!!!!!!!
When I got engaged, my fiance took me to Hawaii. While there, I woke up in the middle of the night, had a thumb wrestle with him in his sleep, and then he put his hand on my head and chanted, "Rest, my child."
I laughed and he did this twice more, saying, "I make you rest, my child."
He was asleep for the whole thing. The thumb wrestling, the restful blessings, and my uncontrollable laughter. He was even asleep as he smirked at me before going back into deep REM sleep once more.
This is not the first, nor shall it be the last, time he does something strange in his sleep. The recesses of this man's mind bewilder me on the nightly.
Updates to come. We're going back to Hawaii next month for our elopement. Who knows what fair-spirited demon shall emerge from his sleep this time around?
Just went through psychological torture (I did my taxes).
I just finished "Tender is the Flesh" and what the ffuuuuuck?
every night after I put in my retainer I sound like this bitch for about 10 minutes
My fiance sleep talks/fights. The other night he lifted his head from the pillow and screamed "WHAT WAS THAT!?"
I was so frightened that he'd convinced me that I had heard the door opening. So I paused, waited for him to move, and when he didn't I shook his arm.
"Babe," I said, "What's wrong? Did you hear somethin?"
He grumbled, turned and sleepily asked, "Wah?"
And I asked him again.
To which he replied, whining and tired, "I don't know what you're talking about."
This is not the only time he's terrified me in the middle of the night. This man is as gentle and wonderful as can be but the minute he hits REM sleep I fear what comes next. Like a werewolf, or something like that.
Has anyone else (specifically with curly hair) ever tried a middle part and just ended up looking like Azkaban-times Sirius Black???
I've been back on Tumblr for exactly three hours and I've already been assaulted with the sight of three peni.
I was teaching a lesson the other day and my student (7) saw a trombone case in the room. He asked what was in the "weird looking suitcase". He was far too distracted by it to continue warming up, so I answered.
Me: a trombone
Him: a what?
Me: it's like a trumpet, but bigger and with a slide instead of buttons
Him: I don't get it.
So I pulled up a pic on my phone, and he was like, "How do they play it without hitting themselves in the face?"
I tries to explain but failed, so I pulled up a search of people actually playing the trombone.
One of the first pictures was of Trombone Shorty (really cool jazz artist), and my student went, "Wait a second! Is that Martin Luther King jr?"
Me: no, buddy, that is simply a black man
I had to hold in my laughter for the rest of the lesson.
This kid is always saying off-handed funny things without realizing. Honestly, he's one of my favorite students.
My next cosplay! Lets do this!
The DeadPool at Ohayocon was one of my favorite parts of this weekend '•^•'
Ohaycon 2016! Kim Possible cosplay!
