scrambled-eggs-offical

s c r a m b l e d e g g s

[scrambled-eggs-offical]

(intro post, idrk what to put so uhh yh)

this was made specifically for fun, please don't call it 'stupid' or 'not a good idea', it was not meant to be smart or a good idea, it's just for the sillies, and I would not like it if I was to get any sexual asks (which this is a plate of EGGS. I don't think there would be), you will be blocked and your ask deleted, but I encourage you interacting with the little eggy guy I'll respond to you as fast as possible :>

pronouns it/it's or they/them

pronouns for mod he/they

// uhh boom more stuff

"𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓭, 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻.. 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮, 𝓘 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓭𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓧-338, 𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭, 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼, 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 '𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮' 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝔂𝓮𝓽, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓾𝓽."

[pessimist-offical]

I hate this stupid hellsite so much I don't even need to change my profile. Everything sucks.

I only want clout to make money.

Tags....I guess:

@satan-offfical @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical @da-police-offical @laciffo-natas @who-offical @wereboobs-offical @weird-guy-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @rad-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @rockin-robin-offical @narrator-guy-offical @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @house-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @jinshis-frog-offical @lame-guy-offical @lemon-offical @evil-neutral-offical @egg-offical @eredin-offical @unshipper-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @scrambled-eggs-offical @duck-from-hell-official @dinosaur-offical @slipknot-offical @someone-official @capgras-delusion-offical @l0stn3v3rf0und @homophobia @burning-britain-official

[scrambled-eggs-offical]

𝑰 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆.

[pessimist-offical]

this is the second egg related blog to reblog this post and I'll have you know that I'm allergic to eggs. Please stay away from me. You make me physically ill.

[scrambled-eggs-offical]

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒅 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒖𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏.

(this is semi-ooc :])

[pessimist-offical]

I hate this stupid hellsite so much I don't even need to change my profile. Everything sucks.

I only want clout to make money.

Tags....I guess:

@satan-offfical @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical @da-police-offical @laciffo-natas @who-offical @wereboobs-offical @weird-guy-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @rad-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @rockin-robin-offical @narrator-guy-offical @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @house-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @jinshis-frog-offical @lame-guy-offical @lemon-offical @evil-neutral-offical @egg-offical @eredin-offical @unshipper-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @scrambled-eggs-offical @duck-from-hell-official @dinosaur-offical @slipknot-offical @someone-official @capgras-delusion-offical @l0stn3v3rf0und @homophobia @burning-britain-official

[scrambled-eggs-offical]

𝑰 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆.

[scrambled-eggs-offical]

Hey! Mod here! Sorry I haven't been posting much, this used to be my only side blog, and I barely posted on my main, now I have a few side blogs and I try to post semi-regularly on my main. Also life has been hell. I'm going to try and post more on here again. Have a great week, stay safe, and don't kill yourself.

[big-mouth-billy-bass-offical]

Hi guys

I'm Big Mouth Billy Bass and I'm new to the officalverse.

Pronouns: he/him

Likes: Being a fish, singing, swimming/flopping around

Dislikes: The inevitability of death, fisherman, being mistaken for a spotted bass (I'm a largemouth bass)

This blog is run by a minor, don't be weird

My tag is

#big mouth billy bass sings to the public

Uhhhhhhhhhh idk who to tag I'm just gonna steal other peoples tags

@satan-offfical @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical @da-police-offical @who-offical @wereboobs-offical @weird-guy-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @rad-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @rockin-robin-offical @narrator-guy-offical @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @house-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @lemon-offical @evil-neutral-offical @egg-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @scrambled-eggs-offical @duck-from-hell-official @dinosaur-offical @slipknot-offical@autism-offical @ambiguous-cactus-offical @adhd-offical @shapeshifter-offical @amnesia-offical @evil-bread-offical @feral-raccoon-offical @femboy-offical @gender-offical-com @genderstealeroffical @goblin-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @gaslight-offical @lemonade-offical @murder--offical @pavement-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical autistic-offical @the-wind-offical @tiny-evil-wizard-offical @tidy-offical @tophat-offical

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[forgechildofheph]

Get off my fucking blog if you can’t reblog this.

[justglacier12]

if you don’t reblog unfollow me right now.

[hatsunemikuismyspiritanimal]

You know what you have to do. SO DO IT.

[i-am-lettuse]

be nice to men yo

[mrflatfox]

fr be nice.

[unreality-escape]

be nice to EVERYONE no matter how they were born <3

[marigoldisinsane]

FRRRR! BE NICE! C’mon, I know there are people that stalk my blog. I see those notifications. Reblog this now.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Reblogging because unfortunately this still needs to be said, and as a reminder no matter your gender or sexuality you deserve to be safe and happy, I had a family member who was in a really bad situation where the perpetrator was a woman and it was horrific how people treated him for speaking out about what she did to him

[the-pineapple-offical]

if you can’t reblog you in my eyes have the same rights of a kitchen cabinet

[chara2127]

Yall better fucking reblog this

[bone-lord]

Reblog this or I will be coming for your bones

[chara2127]

reblogging again because noone deserves things like this happening to then

[bigshot-offical]

Rebloging on spamton’s account because he cares

[evil-lemonade-offical]

Evil lemonade cares too

[gay-cheerios-offical]

support all victims

its not that hard

[ffcad7-deactivated20260311]

Important (regarding AI and age verification on Discord)

I have recently become aware of a couple things Discord is doing and wanted to inform others of them. Additionally, I would like to start an initiative to give them as much backlash as possible over these things in hopes that they'll be forced to give up.

1: Discord is supposedly rolling out age verification features on Discord in more than just the UK and Australia.

2: It has been confirmed that they've added AI to servers without consent or displaying them in member lists; these bots have been silently stealing artwork. (The aforementioned bots can and should be banned by using the /ban command and pasting their IDs into the ban input area; their IDs are 1153984868804468756, 1288638725869535283, 1090660574196674713, and 1104973139257081909.)

To all who see this, please share this as much as possible (including to other platforms) and make sure to give the people working at Discord a piece of your mind. /nf

[memesmusingcorner]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

[scrambled-eggs-offical]

"𝓘 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓳𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮.. "𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓰𝓰", 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓰𝓰! 𝓘 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓼, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓮-𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓰𝓰.. 𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓯 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓼.?"

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[xxxko0kiexxx-deactivated2021012]

This isn’t a big thing in England (that I’m aware of) but I’m still reblogging this because I have American mutuals and followers! Please please stay safe guys 

[trashy-ash-deactivated20200722]

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE AND IT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

Please stay safe everyone｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

[daikon-limbs]

stop scrolling bitch 

[myucchu]

reblog this dammit

[bongwaterbummy]

!!!!

[whoismippe]

This shit is so fucking awful that I nearly broke my phone in the rage I felt–

[im-so-goddamn-tired]

If it saves someones life I’m down to REBLOG

[g4y-gr3ml1n]

REBLOG = POTENIAL LIFE SAVED, WHICH MEANS DO IT!!!!

[blingblong55]

REBLOG

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!

[ferno-does-random-shit]

ah sweet, man-made horrors well within my comprehension.

reblog or i will personally chop off your little toe or sth.

[jadewazzletime]

Hey, if you read this, you should probably be reblogging…

[id-fragmenta]

well ya gotta do it

[anxiety-filled-pessimist-deacti]

What the hell is wrong with people…

[fantasticcollectorkitten]

REBLOG

[a-fucking-simp-00-deactivated20]

Reblog this, not just the ladies!!!

[fantasticcollectorkitten]

REBLOG!!!

[okayyyyyypt2]

KEEP SAFE GIRLY POPS!!!

[yusrasyang-deactivated20240523]

this is so disgusting

stay safe out there y'all

[realgoogleclassroom]

quit telling me to reblog so I can get to the button already!

[schnozzlebozzle-deactivated2026]

Reblogged.

@ask-sora-aguilar @baileythebean @thesilliestofallqueers @rebootgrimm @bioexorcismss

@averagetmntfan @callme-adam-iguess @gravitytrips

Im not even being silly rn. Reblog this.

[caramel-covered-apples]

REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW. YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE.

[lily-of-the-flame]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!??

[everythingisprincesspeachy]

REBLOG

[the-alastor-altruist]

Agreed ik this has been happening alot where I’m staying this side

[nico-la-la-deactivated20260427]

I’m gonna do this guys do it now

[mibbl3]

what the flip guys reblog this and please stay safe ❤️

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

why are there so many people with the anon circle? TwT

[gay-cheerios-offical]

normally I hate these reblog bait but some are just too important

this is one of those ones

please reblog everyone

[scrambled-eggs-offical]

HOW DARE YOU ALL.

"𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓫𝔂 𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓻 𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓼 𝓸𝓻 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽.. 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵. 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓑𝓔𝓛𝓘𝓔𝓥𝓔 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼, 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓸 𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓼𝔂𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓵 𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓼𝓶."

[scp-threats-is-back]

Homophobic grandparents bought me two sketchbooks and the first thing I'm using it for is Yuri art

[scp-threats-is-back]

If this gets 1k notes I'll share the art

[scp-threats-is-back]

Deadline is in 10 hours

[scp-threats-is-back]

Deadline in 8 hours. Still needs 975 notes or I don't share it

[scp-threats-is-back]

Deadline in 4 hours. Still needs 940 notes or i don't share it.

[theunrhymablerhymes]

@jupiterzerinome @but-arent-you-tired @deskadoesstuff21 @shrike-offical @tagging-officals-offical @3thanolll @not-offical-offical @lynxlieksthings @an-australian-offical

[not-offical-offical]

YOU GUYS WE NEED TO LOCK IN

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical

[towel-offical]

@satan-offical @mean-girl-offical @tidy-offical (what's your new main blog acc name????) @no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @seraphim-offical @silly-librarian-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical @seaslug-offical @saint-nick-offical @salt-offical @sacred-twinkity-offical @schrodingers-queer-kid-offical @scrambled-eggs-offical @scared-guy-offical @scoliosis-offical @senario-offical @selfship-offical @send-asks-to-gus-offical-offical @shitty-photoshops-offical @ships-offical @shitpostgenerator-offical @shipping-officals-offical @sign-painter-offical @silena-beauregard-offical @skitty-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @slushee-offical @sloth-offical @sleep-offical @sleepgod-offical @smol-gremlin-child-offical @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @snails-offical @snom-offical @sneeze-offical @song-offical @sok-offical @sovereignty-offical @solangelo-offical @sparkles-emoji-offical @spiderman-offical @spy-tf2-offical @sprite-offical @space-offical @stormcloud-offical @stupid-idiot-cats-offical @star-offical @stabbypaul-offical ran outta tags fuck

[scrambled-eggs-offical]

/ uhh sorry if I tag you-

@evil-goon-offical @horror-movie-offical @library-of-purgatory-offical @amnesia-offical @bill--cipher-offical @bill-cipher-offical @cringysparklecat-offical and this is all I can think of.. so uh open tags

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whats your opinion on trans eggs (trans people who havent realized[or cracked] yet)

ooc/ I have no clue on how to respond in character so I'll give you my opinion, I support them no matter what, and they're awesome people. Transitioning is hard, and figuring out you're trans can be even harder (I say as a trans person)

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*poke* *poke* HUH? SENTIENT(?) FOOD…

@evil-goon-offical

"𝓘- 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 '𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭' 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭? 𝓞𝓻 𝓻𝓾𝓭𝓮.. 𝓘..𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂.. 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.. 𝓢𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓐𝓡𝓔𝓝'𝓣 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮? 𝓥𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰.."

[evil-goon-offical]

UHH WELL FOOD IS A THING PEOPEL NORMALLY EAT. AND YEAH USING SCRAMBLED EGGS ARE SERVED FOR A WEEKEND BREAKFAST! :)

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"𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶 '𝓮𝓪𝓽' 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.. 𝓘𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓻 𝓻𝓾𝓭𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯? 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰? 𝓝𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓮'𝓭 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓳𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭.. '𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓼'? 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽..? 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓯 𝔀𝓮 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓼"

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OH UM.. WOW YOUR REALLY UNSURE ON STUFF. *hands dictionary * HOPE THIS HELPS?

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"𝓘.. 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓘'𝓶 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓶, 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓘 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓪𝓻𝓮… 𝓭𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽."

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OH! WHERE YOU FROM!? YEAH SOME THINGS CAN BE STRANGE AT SOME POINTS BUT IM SURE WHEREVER YOU’RE FROM WOULD BE STRANGE TO ME!

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"𝓜𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂.. 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭, 𝓘 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮.. 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓼, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓭.. (they would seem to, since they didn't have a 'face' divert their attention to the dictionary) 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓴.."(the eggs would shape into two arms to read the book..)

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*poke* *poke* HUH? SENTIENT(?) FOOD…

@evil-goon-offical

"𝓘- 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 '𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭' 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭? 𝓞𝓻 𝓻𝓾𝓭𝓮.. 𝓘..𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂.. 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.. 𝓢𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓐𝓡𝓔𝓝'𝓣 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮? 𝓥𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰.."

[evil-goon-offical]

UHH WELL FOOD IS A THING PEOPEL NORMALLY EAT. AND YEAH USING SCRAMBLED EGGS ARE SERVED FOR A WEEKEND BREAKFAST! :)

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"𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶 '𝓮𝓪𝓽' 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.. 𝓘𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓻 𝓻𝓾𝓭𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯? 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰? 𝓝𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓮'𝓭 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓳𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭.. '𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓼'? 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽..? 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓯 𝔀𝓮 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓼"

[evil-goon-offical]

OH UM.. WOW YOUR REALLY UNSURE ON STUFF. *hands dictionary * HOPE THIS HELPS?

[scrambled-eggs-offical]

"𝓘.. 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓘'𝓶 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓶, 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓘 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓪𝓻𝓮… 𝓭𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽."

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*poke* *poke* HUH? SENTIENT(?) FOOD…

@evil-goon-offical

"𝓘- 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 '𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭' 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭? 𝓞𝓻 𝓻𝓾𝓭𝓮.. 𝓘..𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂.. 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.. 𝓢𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓐𝓡𝓔𝓝'𝓣 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮? 𝓥𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰.."

[evil-goon-offical]

UHH WELL FOOD IS A THING PEOPEL NORMALLY EAT. AND YEAH USING SCRAMBLED EGGS ARE SERVED FOR A WEEKEND BREAKFAST! :)

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"𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶 '𝓮𝓪𝓽' 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.. 𝓘𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓻 𝓻𝓾𝓭𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯? 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰? 𝓝𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓮'𝓭 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓳𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭.. '𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓼'? 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽..? 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓯 𝔀𝓮 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓼"

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*poke* *poke* HUH? SENTIENT(?) FOOD…

@evil-goon-offical

"𝓘- 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 '𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭' 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭? 𝓞𝓻 𝓻𝓾𝓭𝓮.. 𝓘..𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂.. 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.. 𝓢𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓐𝓡𝓔𝓝'𝓣 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮? 𝓥𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰.."