aislynne

alright babe, in the pad aisle, what size pussy you wear?

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[kosmogrl]

[turnupthestrobe]

[lauralot89]

The Department of Fisheries in Hyderabad, India, is shaped like a fish.

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[petermj-daily]

[wordfather]

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

normal girl no symptoms

[muppetsnoopy]

they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy

[eastgaysian]

my problem is i love bits too much. can never resist a good bit. you set out a piece of cheese under a box propped up by a stick with a string tied to it i'll fall for it just because it'd be funny

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

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[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[s1urpee]

I’m not a person I’m just 3 mental illness stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat

[tumbwr]

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)