âis this the part where i realize that iâm lucky for not having any siblings? because if it is, then your method is definitely working. i canât say that i know what itâs like and at this point, iâm quite glad that i donât,â but itâs a lie, one that she easily masks as arrogance. âbesides, mommy bloggers are the worst, i almost fell asleep just by listening to you talk about her.  yet iâm pretty sure that age has nothing to do with that. if youâre boring, youâre just boring. it doesnât matter if youâre eighteen or forty-eight years old.â Â
âyou are, completely. so fuckinâ lucky! i have three of them. you can have them all if you want.â serena laughed, only half-joking. she loved them, sure, mostly out of obligation, but they kind of sucked too so. she shrugged then, âi donât know, an eighteen-year-old mommy blogger might be kinda interesting- like a teen mom sitch? i might actually read. but, yeah, no, my sisterâs always been boring. i, simply, cannot relate. imagine being boring.â laugh nearly a cackle.Â
âthe first and only thing she had to say to you was an ill-informed critique of your outfit? she sounds like the life of the party,â they scoffed, tapping at the edge of the drink theyâre holding. âoh is she one of those ones who is like look at this picture of a literal shit my kid took, let me tell you why itâs this colour? i sincerely canât imagine iâll be like that in only a few years, or ever for that matter.â
serena took a sip of her own drink, rolling her eyes at the mere thought of her sisterâs idiocy and nodding in agreement at cyrusâs statement. she groaned, âyeah, literally like that. shit that no on wants to know... i donât think iâll ever be like that either,â she replied, giving them a lopsided grin, âespecially the blogging part. imagine thinking your kid is that interesting. babies arenât interesting. even if theyâre cute.âÂ
âNo offence, but youâre pressed over shirt critique and sheâs got, like, a family? I think she might be winning at life,â Eli said with a shrug, lighting his cigarette absently as he spoke. Voice muffled around the smoke, he continued. âWhatever. As the saying goes: âYou know who the fuck you areâ, or something else equally overused.â
Serena narrowed her eyes slightly, lips pursing, âAgain, not a shirt. And winning how? Having a family sounds boring and also like the kind of work that I donât wanna do.â Being a parent sounded horrible and like the opposite of winning. She plucked his cigarette from his lips and took a drag with a cheeky, almost triumphant smile before holding it back out to him as she joked, deadpan, âThose cliche, overused phrases really fit you, you should say them more often.âÂ
âmy sister texted me for the first time in, like, two and a half months yesterday just to tell me that she hated my shirt in my latest instagram post. and like... first of all, itâs a bodysuit, and second, sheâs practically a mommy blogger now. and i canât think of anything worse, so donât come for my content when i had to read about your kidâs baby food regimen yesterday.â she shrugged, studying her cuticles, âpeople over the age of, like, twenty-eight are boring anyway. so, i win.âÂ
T-shirt peeled off ages ago in an attempt to clean the stain off it, it was obvious that whatever the jungle juice inside had consisted of stained well, and deep. It managed to also coat the white tank top he still adorned, but did nothing to stop the childish excitement on his face, stumbling onto the back patio of the party once he noted that someone was out there, âGot a party trick,â Biting roughly onto his bottom lip to hide a grin that wouldâve bordered on insane, Leo waved a smoke bomb in the face of the person he found, âI watched a YouTube video on how to set these things off all at once, make it kinda explode - like, a literal smoke bomb. The video made it seem super cool. Begone, succubus!â Final exclamation unnecessary, Leo merely shouted it to set the tone, arm rearing back before smashing the plastic onto the patio. Heâd expected it to crack open, for a plume of smoke to gracefully rise in quick succession - what he got was plastic ricocheting around them dangerously, colourful smoke rocketing up and into his face far more aggressively than heâd prepared for. Doubling over, Leo spent a few moments coughing dramatically before shouting over at his company, âJesus, shit, fuck - itâs choking me from the inside out! Itâs in my lungs! Weâre done for - that wasnât supposed to happen, YouTube did not give me any warning of that whatsoever. You alive over there?â @radopensâ
Perched on the patio railing, half-smoked cigarette perched between two fingers in her left hand, empty red cup sitting beside her, Serena looked up at the sound of Leoâs voice. She quirked an eyebrow, âLike youâre double-jointed or something?â But that theory was quickly put out as the smoke bomb was thrust toward her, âMore like a party favor.â Her tone was even, a bored look on her face. Though, the reason she had been out there in the first place was boredom, so, maybe this would at least be a little more interesting. She hopped down from the railing, smudging the cigarette out on the ledge as Leo reeled back to throw the thing. Her reluctant interest instantly gave way for a nasty cough and a flare of rage. Serena staggered toward the other, âWhat the fuck?!â She hacked, closing her eyes to prevent the smoke from getting in them, âWhat if I had had asthma?! I mean, like, I donât, but still! You couldâve killed me!â She shouted- a tad dramatic, as always- as she attempted to wave the smoke away, âHoly fuck!âÂ
ăadeline rudolph & cis femaleă⟠song , serena, the junior radcliffe studentâs records show that she is a sagittarius and 22 years old. she is studying marketing, living in perkins and can be resourceful, alluring, selfish & vain. when i see her i am reminded of matte nail polish, dramatic sighs, & crop tops in the winter.Â
hi hello, iâm effie and iâm sliding in w serena and rina (i swear i didnât mean for them to have such similar names, it just Happened and now here i am) N E WAY, here is a info dump about this crazy ass, hopefully rinaâs will be up shortly too idk iâm a messÂ
basics:
full name: serena nari song
birthday: december 7 (sagittarius)
sexuality: bisexual
positive traits: resourceful, alluring, witty, outgoing
negative traits: selfish, vain, temperamental, impulsive
hogwarts house: slytherin
moral alignment: chaotic neutralÂ
background:
- grew up in manhattan
- her family has got $$$$
- her dad is ceo of a tech company and her mom is a former model turned socialite/housewife and born-again christian (BIG yikes)
- serena has an older sister and two younger brothers- her sister is, like, Perfect and her parents are always nagging serena to be just like her; her little brothers annoy her constantly, but she would die for them all
- not a fan of her parents- her dad is distant with all the kids and her mom is the one who was always cracking down on the kids to be the best possible and would always call them out for âsinningâ- which, as expected, created a Totally Healthy environment for serena to grow up in
- she was always the wild child- sneaking out, partying, breaking curfew; she was grounded more than she wasnât grounded growing up
- spent her high school days- breaking every rule and pulling off grades worthy of radcliffe
- shocked her family when she got into all the schools she applied to and shipped off to radcliffe to RLY start her life
- her parents found she was bisexual a year ago and her mom has been REALLY shitty about it, but serena stopped caring what her parents think awhile ago, soÂ
personality:
- to clarify to start off: really and truly The Worst- which seems to have become the only type of character i can play??? does this say something about me??? perhaps!!
- is selfish, impatient, crazy, wild, temperamental as FUCK
- but sheâs a lot of fun (maybe, idk)
- down to party whenev
- dtf always
- cares about herself A LOT
- will fight you for no reason and then will never mention it again unless you bring it up- honestly just joins in on drama For Fun
- surprisingly, has her life together and knows what she wants from her future
- is the kind of person who youâre like ???? sheâs SMART??? and sheâs like âuh fuck yeah i am, lemme break down this stupidly long calculus problem real quick before i break down your egoâ
- not very reliable unless sheâs close to you
- cares what VERY few people think of her, literally values the opinion of maybe five people total
- let her ruin your life !!Â
wanted connections:
- exes- uhhhh LOVE a good exes plot (or several), serena is Bad at relationships and monogamy and i love the drama of this shit SO (would love like a ex she cheated on, an ex she still fucks- whatever your heart desires tbh)
- best friend(s)- a person she truly trusts and who she isnât afraid to be a little vulnerable around and preferably someone who is not afraid to call her out when sheâs being shitty (which is often)
- the one that got away- could be an ex, maybe someone in her life she just hooked up with once or twice, maybe someone sheâs just super fuckin close to and has always had a secret thing for- but itâs like the Only person sheâs ever been ~in love~ with
- slow burn/tooth-rotting crushy bullshit- um someone come make this asshole fall in love with them- it will not be fun for either of them, but it will be fun for us
- best guy friend- idk i just love a strictly platonic guy/girl dynamic
- enemies (for dumb reasons, most likely)- serena doesnât really hold grudges, but she loves to have beef with people for literally no reason bc it keeps things ~exciting~ and sheâs chaotic
- good influence- someone ??? help her ???
- fwb/hookups- past or present or future, idk, fuck me up Â
- enemies with benefits- câmon⊠i cannot resist this fun
- party friends- someone to join her in her crazy antics
- cousins- i literally⊠love family plotsÂ
OK SO, thereâs that, give this a like or come find me and let us love u down <3333Â