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Fabulous hair club
Members:
Sam Winchester
Thor (honorary member)
Loki
Legolas
Will Turner
Natasha Romanoff
(Feel free to add more)
absolutely how could I forget
Also to add:
Elizabeth Swann
Lucy Pevensie
Galadriel
Hermione Granger
(Contributions by @kriimu10)
Geralt of Rivia, of course
Dean “I am not gay” Winchester was kissing him and it felt… good
as strange as it was (especially since he was the one usually burning things)
Not bad burning, but good burning. The “I should be watching the toast but I got distracted” kind of burning, so he knew that nothing was on fire. Good. He was definitely not in the mood to deal with something burning now,
Well, I have to go scream at some plants,
He groaned once again but finally slipped out of the couch, stretching in the most bizarre ways imaginable, making the angel wince.
Out of context quotes (from WIPs)
Now, normal people would have screamed and tried to shove the cold-blooded creature away from them, but the angel was not known for being ‘normal’.
Fabulous hair club
Members:
Sam Winchester
Thor (honorary member)
Loki
Legolas
Will Turner
Natasha Romanoff
(Feel free to add more)
absolutely how could I forget
Also to add:
Elizabeth Swann
Lucy Pevensie
Galadriel
Hermione Granger
(Contributions by @kriimu10)
Should I post stories on here?
Cremated
Sam: *high as fuck* When I die I wanna be cremated.
Lucifer: Why? So that I can’t possess your body?
Sam: No. I’ll invite people I don’t like to my funeral and then they’ll be hit with small flying burning projectiles.
Sam: I’ll have to die with my mouth open though.
Dean: Sammy, what the hell?
Gabriel: *sigh* I told him the other day that when someone is cremated their teeth pop out. Kinda regretting it now.
Deam: Why the fuck why would you say that?
Adam: Most importantly how the fuck do you know?
Fabulous hair club
Members:
Sam Winchester
Thor (honorary member)
Loki
Legolas
Will Turner
Natasha Romanoff
(Feel free to add more)
Speak of the Devil
Dean: *talking about Sam*
Sam: *walks into the room*
Dean: Speak of the Devil,
Sam: *stare* Fuck you Dean.
Bonus:
Lucifer: *wearing Gabriel’s feathered boa and Balthazar’s sunglasses* Someone called?
Our stab wound
Dean: I’m fine! Jesus, Sam, give me a break!
Sam: *hyperventilating* YOU HAVE BEEN STABBED, DEAN, THIS IS NOT FINE!
Dean: IS IT OUR STAB WOUND? HUH? NO, SO LEAVE ME AND MY BLEEDING ALONE!
Sam: *exhasperated* That’s it. I’m done. *closes his eyes*
Dean: Wha- just like that?
Sam: *mumbles something*
Dean: Sam? Sam what are you doing?
Sam: *gives him a bitchface and continued mumbling*
Dean: *panic* Sam?
Cas: *full angel voice, glowing* d E A N W I N C H E S T E R, H A V E Y O U B E E N S T A B B E D ?
Dean: jESuS fuCKIng cHRiSt!
Lions
Cas: A good method of torture would be to have a lion lick you.
Dean: *groans* Please, Cas. Not again.
Sam: Wait, now I’m curious. Why?
Cas: A lion’s tongue is so rough it can peel your skin off with one lick.
Sam: I-
Dean: Why the fuck would Chuck want to… what’s the point?
Cas: Do not blame my father, blame Michael. He created them.
Printing
Adam: I will now proceed to print only with blood instead of ink.
Sam: What the fuck, why?
Adam: Dean told me we have to save money and it is much cheaper to print with blood than with ink.
Dean: *from another room* THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Bonus:
Lucifer: Does it have to be human blood?
Adam: I don’t think so.
Lucifer: Count me in
Lovely day at the zoo
Dean: *is bleeding with scratches everywhere and grumbling*
Sam: *giggles behind him*
Adam: Jesus Christ, what happened? I thought you were hunting a witch, not a wraith or something.
Dean: *growles something*
Sam: *snorts*
Adam: What?
Dean: I said, where the fuck is Cas.
Cas: Hello, Dean. I- … what happened?
Dean: Who the fuck decided that creating meerkats was a good idea?
Sam: *bursts out laughing*
Dean: SHUT UP SAM!
Cas: Gabriel, why? I find them quite adorable.
Dean: I’m going to kill that feathered sonovabitch.
Sam: He got attacked by a bunch of meerkats at the zoo.
Screaming babies
*demonic screeching coming from one of the bunker’s rooms*
Dean: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS THAT?! *opens the library door*
Sam: *sitting on the floor with Jack, Rowena, Gabriel and 37 screaming rabbits* Dean, it’s not what you think.
Rowena: Yes, these babies were going to be sacrificed by a coven of witches so I rescued them. They’ve had a bit of a shock, poor things, haven’t recovered yet.
Dean: …
Jack: They’re screaming because they’re scared. It’ll end soon, don’t worry. It’s PTSD.
Dean: I- what the fuck.
Gabriel: *voice muffled by bunnies* They soft.
