Vincent (23)

Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love's tragedies. it takes four lbs of bitter almonds to do a good clean job.

[only-cat-memes]

[dailycatsblog]

[only-cat-memes]

[only-cat-memes]

[screaming-in-reverse]

@kittybroker how much for these two? The tabby is soma hes an ankle bighter. And the russian blue is Luce.

[screaming-in-reverse]

@kittybroker

[screaming-in-reverse]

feeling like absolute ass today.

feeling like its a Pj Harvey day.

[creepish]

[vivianveil]

maybe it’s time you go home

[screaming-in-reverse]

there seems to be some animosity from my family when i annouced scirrors wont be touching my hair again

im growing that shit till my head starts to decay.

down to my feet

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[screaming-in-reverse]

Tumblr is like a box of chocolates;

Some of it is really good,

some of it scares the shit out of me,

and for some ungodly reason some of it is orange chocolate.

[screaming-in-reverse]

some times i do something (like texting) and then my brain does a funny and the inner monologue looks something like:

"oh yeah haaha lol. "

*send*

my brain as soon as my finger touches my screen and the first pixel loads as the screen transitions color on the send button:

"oh yeah haha... im gona k!ll myself im gonna k!ll myself im gonna k!ll myself im gonna k!ll myself im gonna k!ll myself im gonna k!ll myself k!ll myself k!ll myself k!ll myself..."

not sure why but it does keep me on my toes and painfully aware of everything i type :))

who needs coffee just press the send button!

[510055]

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[screaming-in-reverse]

why did i read the well known title of 'Pride and Prejudice' as 'Pride and Prejuice'

[strange-aeons]

My elderly French neighbours are convinced that my partner is known Canadian comedian Mae Martin. I see them in the hallway and they're like “saw your partner on that magazine cover :)” “heard they’re producing a movie oooh we got famous people in the building :)” and I'm like GUYS i have told you before that MY WIFE IS NOT KNOWN CANADIAN COMEDIAN MAE MARTIN!!!! This is the greatest interaction I've ever had in my life!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

This is driving me a new type of insane

[strange-aeons]

[hexiquin]

A SECOND YOUTUBER HAS HIT THE MUPPET JOKER!

[the-muppet-joker]

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU TUBERS ATTACKING MY BEAUTIFUL MUPPET MIND AND POWERFUL JOKER BODY?? I am going to destroy YouTube, I am going to Kill it Badly, with my , hooves