Screaming Blogger

They/Them i can and will cry and that is a threat

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[strange-aeons]

My 4 homophobic uncles when I show up to Easter dinner on shrooms

[bananaofchaos]

[newyikecity]

i'm going crazy yall

[knife-red]

[darlenexcx]

i had to

highest quality image if anyone needs it: https://www.ipolitics.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/CP174438532.jpg

[strange-aeons]

Noooooooo put them back in the deep fryer theyre not crispy enough!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

[fleshblight]

Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps

[hiveswap]

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

[hiveswap]

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

[wrecked-cuticles]

hate to say it but the cow is right

[hiveswap]

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

[snazzymolasses]

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

[hiveswap]

[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[420technoblazeit]

it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

[twelve-kinds-of-trouble]

twink unfumbled . twink found in every universe. twink chosen on purpose .

[innocet]

I do need you guys to start qpr shipping for the love of the game instead of only doing it when you think romantically shipping a pair would be too icky. I’m having so much fun over here all alone coming up with ways for characters to be weird about each other

[thememedaddy]

[daisyjay887]

take a shot if (spooky week) you won’t survive

• the real horror

•feel the rush

•you’re scarier than the game

•no but seriously imagine it

•bow chicka wow wow

[danielhowell]

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[asthedeathoflight]

"characters dancing to show theyre connected/in sync" BORING! make those bitches haul an out of weight lineset together. Sexier in every way. More dangerous. Requires more raw power. Realistic. It could happen to you. It could happen to me. At any time.

[finalgirlmoment]

My sister was front row for Chappell Roan and randomly saw Jared Padalecki, thought I’d share this

[apolladay]

There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

USAmericans, can you easily tolerate driving in a car for an hour?

No, usually I cannot tolerate driving at all

No, usually I can only tolerate 5-15 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 15-30 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 30-45 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 45-55 minutes

Yes, but usually around 1 hour it stops being tolerable

Yes, but usually around 1.5 hours it stops being tolerable

Yes, and it usually takes 2 hours or more to stop being tolerable

Nuance

Not USAmerican

Voting ended onOct 4, 2024

[mollyjames]

op I think you may have wildly underestimated american's car tolerance