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disregardwomen-deactivated20130

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

trustliterallynoone

Jesus I envy that relationship.

discard-and-discover-deactivate

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.

awkwardteenagenerves

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

lexaskiss

i love all of your moms

kadenonio

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

simplypurkey

That last story is worth reblogging

thegoodvybe

all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing

froggiej

*applause for good parents*

when my wife proposed, I called my dad and he congratulated us and then asked me to give her the phone. He said something, she laughed hysterically and hung up. He said “Now, I don’t know how all this works and all, but don’t go getting each other pregnant too soon.” smh I LOVE MY DAD <3

dogpu

why she sit like that

danielle--debarbarac

Tumblr, meet Birdie.

#sup lil kit

msslsworld

Do your own thing, never plan any events around other people, If you want to learn music, start hitting the gym, go travelling, do it all yourself, if someone wants to tag along, let them but don’t count on them.