hi welcome to chili's

call me goose. I post fandom memes. maybe someday my art. don't follow me.

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@screeching-goose hey

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hey

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Diego, age four:

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Ah yes, my favorite scene in cinematic history, where Doras cousin Diego stabs Martin Luther for creating the 95 theses because 4 year old Diego is infact a lapdog for the Roman Catholic Church

[rodrickheffeley]

"you think your life is hard? i’m a highschool junior wearing size 13 nikes. beat that." is the new "that means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."

[biblicalhorror]

don't forget the original: "because you're all minorities. you're in the glee club."

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the unholy trinity

[mccoppinscrapyard]

this is

"In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird."

erasure

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the unholy quatrinity

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[screeching-goose]

I've lost my favorite minecraft dog and I've been searching for three in-game days to no avail :( we were treasure hunting and going through ruins when I was attacked by a drowned with a trident. they're out there in the ocean on a boat and I will not stop till I find them

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When the ash starts falling all over the ruins of your hometown 😍😍😍🤤 that’s when you know it’s really begun

[batmanego]

if she’s ur girl why is she attaching a radio collar to me to see how i migrate and behave

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

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Everyone: Luther shut up about the moon

Luther:

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Dave: h-

Klaus:

[m-azing1]

Reblog if you’ve seen Endgame and want to talk to people about it

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Goodnight whores

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14 year old diego getting mad at luther and he turns around to ask grace in a soft tone "can i say a bad word?" and when grace says sure, he just looks at luther and yells "yOU MOTHERFUCKIN BITCH-"

HE WOULD

[screeching-goose]

there is a special place in hell for people who spoiled endgame for other people.

[sersi]

And that’s fine by me.

[screeching-goose]

ok but valkyrie looks legitametly badass walking in slow-mo and she just has all of my uwuwus

[milesgmorales-archive]

i made up my own mcu movie watch order but my roommate denied it 😔

[mysteryspot-3000]

Send it to me me? I wanna see

[milesgmorales-archive]

here you go! :)

[tropicalwave]

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Wdtdgfhgvhg im screaming all of the “sins” were just minor nitpicks that don’t even matter

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That’s just how regular middle schoolers are

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