it’s xmas eve
you know what that means
we’re not gonna pay the goddamn rent, benny
Merry Christmas, musical theater nerds.
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it’s xmas eve
you know what that means
we’re not gonna pay the goddamn rent, benny
Merry Christmas, musical theater nerds.
The first set of posters for the Ghosbusters reboot.
*gasm*
Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, BB-8, Chewbacca, and more stop by The Tonight Show for a Force Awakens musical interlude.
The aca-awakens.
Thanks for getting PAC in black playing #GOPSongs! One of these Top 10 tweets will be on tonight’s show as Tweet of the Day.
#6 tho
Thanks for getting PAC in black playing #GOPSongs! One of these Top 10 tweets will be on tonight’s show as Tweet of the Day.
Bad customer service happens to bad customers.
As someone who worked in retail for the better part of a decade….DO NOT ASK FOR A MANAGER UNLESS YOU ARE LITERALLY DYING.
So my friend posted a little blurb on Facebook this morning and I’m going to make an example out of him because some of y’all just refuse to learn how to be a good customer. (Warning: I’m being petty. And I don’t care because it’s the holiday season and I stand in solidarity with retail workers, not with terrible customers even if they are my friends.)
OK. First, I do recognize that he actually did need a manager. However. You are wasting your own time when you repeatedly ask for a manager as opposed to just telling the associate why you need one. Let me explain further.
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"Discover" Laura Lam and the Micah Grey series!!!
“Discover” Laura Lam and the Micah Grey series!!!
Hello everyone,
Please let me introduce you to Laura Lam, who I would admit to not know very well. However her “Micah Grey’s” series have been on my TBR for a while and it is a real pleasure to have her here on CHOUETT to celebrate the re-release of her series on December 3rd 2015 just a couple of weeks ago.
I am also very grateful that Laura took the time to answer a few questions introducing…
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Interview with me at the Chouett blog–Virginie’s also planning a Micah Grey readalong starting in March 2016! :-)
Believe me when I say, these are the BEST Muppet bloopers ever. Please, please WATCH. You get to watch Frank Oz’s sanity slowly slip away. Priceless.
“Hubba wah?! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WAH?! Hubba WAH?!?”
Oh man. This has so many notes. That makes me so happy!
Always a must reblog each holiday season. Seriously, you cannot beat this blooper reel. There is nothing better.
Still. The. BEST. Watch this right now!!
Worst Christmas Ever.
For any lesbian, gay, bi, transgender folks alone for the holidays...
http://www.yourholidaymom.com/ is a blog run by a bunch of moms (and sometimes other parents) who will post a letter to you daily until Christmas with words of acceptance and welcome. It was designed specifically as a project for kids and adults who face rejection over the holidays because of their sexuality or gender. This meant a lot to me the first year that I was isolated by my family, and I wanted to share it with all of you.
Hi, all! It’s drawing close to the holiday season again, so I wanted to bring this around again! <3
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Anonymous Asked: So what would the story be for your modern Les Miserables AU?
It would literally be the same exact story. Valjean commits a minor crime. He ends up spending 19 years in prison for said minor crime. He ultimately turns his life around, meets a prostitute, and raises her daughter, all while a community of oppressed people are rising up against police tyranny.
The film opens up with a few great shots of New York City.
It finally settles on a high-security prison.
The inmates, mostly black, are all singing ‘Look Down.’
We learn that the one prisoner stole a loaf of bread when he was a teenager and has been in prison ever since. The white cop refers to him as 24601, among other slurs.
Valjean is finally able to escape.
He wanders the city during a montage, while sad music plays. He’s shown applying for several applications. He has to check ‘Yes’ every time that the question asks if he’s ever been convicted. He’s shown renting a crummy apartment. He’s shown buying a phone and putting the number down on applications. There are several back-to-back shots of him filling out applications and the phone not ringing. He’s finally kicked out of his apartment.
He’s seen wandering the streets until a kind man invites him into a homeless shelter. (For some reason, I can see this man being played by Morgan Freeman.) The man gives him something to eat and lets him sleep on a cot for the night. Valjean wakes up, steals something of value, and runs away. He gets about, oh, a block or so before the cops catch up and start brutally beating him. The owner of the homeless shelter races out and vouches for Valjean. Cue ‘What Have I Done?’ which is sung as a shocked Valjean wanders through the streets of New York City. At long last, he decides to turn his life around. His phone rings.
Transition!
It’s a few years later.
We see shots of rundown buildings and alleyways filled with the homeless.
The camera finally rests on a really over-crowded factory. It zooms into a window. All of the workers are black. All of the workers are exhausted.
‘At The End Of The Day’ plays.
There’s a fight as the workers slut-shame Francine.
The owner assaults her and fires her when she says that she’s going to sue.
She goes to a lawyer anyway but the lawyer becomes too preoccupied as he recognizes one of the cops in his hallway. Fantine leaves and we get a bunch of really sad shots of her being forced to sell herself. (’Lovely Ladies’ and ’I Dreamed A Dream’)
Meanwhile, Valjean has become a moderately successful lawyer (just roll with me here) who is shocked to learn that he has to work with Javert. Javert doesn’t recognize him. Things are still tense. When walking home one night, Valjean stumbles upon Javert arresting Fantine for assaulting a white guy who “must have taken a wrong turn”. Valjean realizes that he turned down her case and that this is his fault. He takes her to a low-income hospital.
Meanwhile, Javert says that they finally caught Prisoner 24601. He sends Valjean an email asking Valean to prosecute. Valjean is thrown into an existential crisis. (’Who Am I?’) He finally replies that he cannot and admits everything. He quickly packs up and has just enough time to stop by the hospital and say goodbye to Fantine before Javert shows up.
There’s a fight and Valjean escapes.
He runs through the streets of New York City before finally finding an address that Fantine told him. It turns out to be a rundown foster home owned by two drunk, abusive, jerks. Cosette is seen sadly singing ‘Castle On A Cloud.’ Valjean takes her away.
Javert is seen walking across the rooftops of New York City, singing ‘Stars’.
Transition!
Okay now’s where it gets really fun!
You see a bunch of black college students getting together and talking about how much the police brutality is escalating. (’At The End Of The Day Reprise’). They finally decide that they need to do something about it. (’Red and Black.’) Show one of the students, Marius, falling in love with a now grown Cosette. ‘A Heart Full Of Love’. Meanwhile, Eponine walks through the rainy streets of New York City and sings ‘On My Own.’ But who cares about her lonely soul, we strive towards a large goal! Meanwhile, the cops know that this group of students are going to start protests so they’re seen preparing this outrageously militaristic equipment. Show a bunch of back-to-back shots of the students preparing their nonviolent strategies while the cops basically create an army. Have them sing ‘One Day More’.
Cut to the next day.
The black college students are having a non-violent sit-in on the streets. They sing ‘Do You Hear The People Sing?’ Tear gas is thrown by one of the cops. All hell breaks loose. It’s basically a battle-scene. They’re shown running through the streets, facing the horrors, dropping like ‘flies’. The police even kill Gavroche. You see shots of social media and the news crews covering what’s happening. The audience is saying, “Wait…” but it’s all happening so fast that their suspicions cannot be confirmed. Valjean is able to get Marius and Cosette to safety. Javert realizes the horror that he has caused and he jumps to his death. Everyone else is killed by the rest of the police.
Transition to a few months later but the brutality is still going on. Valjean dies (”Epilogue”) while reports are being played of the senseless violence that these unarmed black teenagers faced.
It takes the audience a moment to realize that the reports aren’t fictionalized.
The movie literally ends with real reports by CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, etc. You see footage of real cops brutalizing real people. All of this is happening as ‘Do You Hear The People Sing (Reprise)’ is playing…..
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MERRY HAPPY EVERYONE!
Writer pals! Bay area pals! On Sunday, 1/10, 3pm, come see Dead Pilots Society LIVE! With a script by John Hodgman (who also stars) and performed by Joshua Malina (Scandal), Busy Philipps (Cougar Town), John Ross Bowie (Big Bang Theory), and more to come!
Dozens of TV show pilots are written every year, and most don’t get to see the light of day. Until now. Friends writer Andrew Reich and I have invited our writer pals to bring out their dead pilots for a series of table reads called Dead Pilots’ Society (to be a podcast in 2016). Featuring scripts by top writers that were never produced because of the questionable judgment of networks and development executives, DPS lets these brilliant, promise-filled scripts be enjoyed by you, the public, performed by top actors. No notes. No one gets fired. We all laugh.
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Note to Self:
If you ever hear yourself saying or thinking “I’m feeling really anxious right now. Let’s hop on (insert social media platform) to distract myself” go to the nearest human being and ask them to punch you in the nose. Not only will you be saving yourself from being wound to the pitch of anxiety achievable only by social justice articles side-by-side with how awesome your friend’s lives are, but the adrenaline of being struck will deliver a delightful high to last the next hour as you attempt to staunch the flow of blood from your nose. That’s not even mentioning how said blood flow and the resulting brilliant coloration offers great perspective on how small the problems are in your life.