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[incognitopolls]

Do you currently have any words, phrases, or sentences tattooed on your body? (Don't count numbers or isolated letters)

Yes

No, I have at least one tattoo but no words

No, I don't have any tattoos

Other/it's complicated

Voting ended onApr 29

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[rjmakes]

i picked yes before noticing the "it's complicated" option which it's too bad because i do but those words are "ya ha ha"

[quinnception]

[roycohn]

quickly, think of a vine!!! ok, was it...

this bitch empty....YEET

look at alllllllll these chickens

i said whoever threw that paper your mom's a hoe

road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE????

hurricane katrina? more like hurricane TORTILLA

back at it at the krispy kreme

FRE SHA VOCADO

and they were ROOMMATES

I WON'T HESITATE BITCH

i'm jared i'm 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

another (put in tags!!!)

Voting ended onApr 9

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[cheaphalloweencostume]

christian influencers are just fucking with me now im pretty sure

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh yeah?

explain this then…

[tedlyanderson]

@apocrypals

[rjmakes]

meanwhile I am just losing my mind because that IS NOT SPAGHETTI. Is this a fake person or do we have WASPs out here calling all pasta "spaghetti" on the reg???

[rjmakes]

if you saw me reblog the same post twice with no comments added because I'm old and not used to using tumblr on a phone

no you didn't

[rjmakes]

oh I guess I have a bunch of major life updates. kind of fun that people who only followed me here and nowhere else just live in mystery though. I should just drop some hints. I changed my name and I have a new configuration of cats. Got diagnosed with something and am working on a big craft project. Keeping it way coy over here

[rjmakes]

possibly I was too cheeky with this one. this is one of the only places online that I'm still hanging out in where internet friends/acquaintances can hear how I've been, and I appreciate hearing how y'all have been, so. the full updates:

the name is Jam, both socially and legally.

adopted a cat named Heidi in 2019, very sadly lost Kurt in 2021, and adopted a cat named Ernie in 2022. Heidi is very small and Ernie is very large, is the main things about them.

Was diagnosed with ADHD. You know, of course

Hand-sewed a puppet last year (this puppet, specifically). Still need to give them eyes and a name.

[rjmakes]

i cannot believe the pokemon company is doing this to me. Again. for a fourth generation in a row. the other two starters are SO cute and I'd love to pick them. I'd love to start with another type, just for once. but unfortunately

Look at her. Look. they made the water starter Extremely cunty, again

[rjmakes]

how are we not all talking about catherine o'hara at all times

[rjmakes]

just so, so sad to lose someone who I always thought was underrated, even at her moments of peak popularity, whereas someone else can be the most hated man on earth and that old fuck still can't manage to croak

[rjmakes]

how are we not all talking about catherine o'hara at all times

[shencomix]

[sheikonfleek]

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

[captainlordauditor]

it’s seasonal lads

[captainlordauditor]

IT’S SEASONAL AGAIN LADS

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

‘Tis the season so I’ll reblog my absolute favorite Terry Pratchett quote ever

Happy holidays folks

[otatma]

welp

[variablejabberwocky]

#The wisdom#The kind that sits on your chest heavily#And you don’t so much get over it as you learn to keep existing with its weight

[galacticcrash]

Do you remember the first RANDOM* shiny Pokemon you've found?

Yes (tell me :V)

I think so? Maybe? (tell me anyway :V)

No :(

I've never found a random shiny

I don't play pokemon

Voting ended onNov 17, 2025

*by random i mean non-scripted, not hunting for it actively, you're just wandering around in any game and you just found it somewhere

(tell me the game too, not just the pokemon :V)

[rjmakes]

does anyone remember the music video "dick cheney's alive"

and were I to, say, have tracked down this lost internet media a few years ago and downloaded it, would it be worth posting it today

[rjmakes]

i do think it's very funny that I'm stupid-excited for pokemon legends za at the same time that everyone else is experiencing Hades 2 and Silksong. I know they're right and I'm wrong but I gotta do me

[rjmakes]

oh I guess I have a bunch of major life updates. kind of fun that people who only followed me here and nowhere else just live in mystery though. I should just drop some hints. I changed my name and I have a new configuration of cats. Got diagnosed with something and am working on a big craft project. Keeping it way coy over here

[rjmakes]

the thing to tell you about pokemon is that i'm out of my gourd excited about pokemon legends za because xy was the game that brought me back to pokemon and legends arceus was truly the best pokemon game they ever made. i want fairy/fire emboar. i also think poison/water feraligator and dark/grass the other one would be fun but mostly I want this dude to gently float and/or waddle behind me through neo-paris. I drew this back when they announced the starters. I've been hyperfixating over here for like a full calendar year and I'm GOING to lose it next month