an expired yogurt

there is a flower pot up my left nostril

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

[fomysquad]

#BlackPride #YouSmart #BlackExcellence 

[welcometothe-black-parade]

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

[ithadtobethemoon]

if my dad has taught me anything is to never end up with someone like him

[slimetony]

the fire alarm in the living room is low on batteries and it keeps beeping but i cant find the ladder so i can change it and i cant sleep

[daftqunk]

not to worry

[untexting]

wholesome

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[slimetony]

cooperative toilet

[slimetony]

toilet for two

[coluring]

my apple has an apple on it

[kitchendisease]

[nightgaunts-deactivated08082015]

the mark of the beast

[twitterlols]

[linda-belcher]

[mustache-goat]

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[shittyidea]

A car radio that picks up everyone else’s music that’s playing

[scronkle-blog]

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

Mum: “save money” and “wear expensive clothes” at the same time