The Yikes Department

GAS LEAK 🔞 main @sexyminion

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old married couple megastar and they haven’t banged in like 4 million years and that’s why they’re mean to each other.

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cyberworld galvatrons fucking gay ass leather daddy mustache pisses me off!!!! you’re not allowed to look that cute you ugly fucker

[ahastar227]

I've lost my original drawing.

All I have left is this screenshot😭

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I love plug and play interface so much because 1. Alien sex is silly and 2. sometimes the idea of transformers slamming into each other is too much to deal with because of how loud it would be and how badly it would mess their finishes up? plug and play is so gentle in comparison like they can just lay together and kiss/hold each other no actual car crashing involved

[sexyminion]

megastar + cuck soundwave in which Megatron makes soundwave be in the room when he rails starscream so he can blast Van Halen and Poison and Def Leppard at max volume

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lmao I made this as a joke but cuck voyeur soundwave is actually super hot. Megatron indulges him as a reward after a successful mission or show of loyalty by letting him sit in the corner of the room while he and starscream screw, just completely silent no expression. Deadpan thanks them afterwards and goes and jacks off alone in his room ✌️

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shockwave wondering why nobody showed up to the weekly status report zoom call

[kaiju-dayo]

I want your psycho,

your vertical stick (x)

[sexyminion]

megastar + cuck soundwave in which Megatron makes soundwave be in the room when he rails starscream so he can blast Van Halen and Poison and Def Leppard at max volume

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lmao I made this as a joke but cuck voyeur soundwave is actually super hot. Megatron indulges him as a reward after a successful mission or show of loyalty by letting him sit in the corner of the room while he and starscream screw, just completely silent no expression. Deadpan thanks them afterwards and goes and jacks off alone in his room ✌️

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meg going down on starscream so good it makes his thrusters go off when he nuts and it triggers the sprinkler system

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I need that fuckin goofy teeth monster circus man to get fucked raw

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freaked out megatron who outwardly hates starscream but would bend his thrusters to his helm vents if he would ask vs. starscream who is so conniving and brilliant in so many ways but literally has NO IDEA if he let megatron eat it from the back for even 5 seconds he would immediately get everything he ever wanted including control of the entire decepticon army

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starscream getting a comm from Megatron 30 minutes after getting smacked around and called an idiot in front of everyone

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ever since that Russian translator interview called Megatron a pervert I’m obsessed with him being a sex fiend to his complete detriment. genuinely loves being an evil warlord but also genuinely loves jet pussy and thinks it’s fine a man can have two passions at once (not true at all because he would have taken over earth years ago if he wasn’t so horny)

Also funny the idea of every one knowing it too like even the Autobots like “oh yeah you know megatron, evil and crazy as hell and a total nasty freak”

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starscream getting a comm from Megatron 30 minutes after getting smacked around and called an idiot in front of everyone

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I real bad want a megastar fic where they genuinely THINK they’re hate fucking enemies, but when they actually bang after rage baiting each other with insults, it’s just like…missionary, full eye contact, kissing the whole time, using pet names, just disgustingly romantic love making. then after the post nut clarity they act like that didn’t happen and go back to hating each other

[boomba12roomba]

megatron is both a fool and a genius

(the second pic is a silly idea with ‘sparklings’ where they cry sirens and magnetize to parents like opossums AKA the perfect shield against noble autobots)

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I’m constantly reminded of that “what kind of fetishes could transformers possibly have” and my mind is so filled with infinite insane possibilities.

[theta-donaldson]

(vote for him)

[transingthoseformers]

TFOne Megastar is so peak and an actually really interesting and novel flip on the usual power dynamics between the two by making Starscream the older and more experienced one but Megatron still the stronger one and there’s so much potential you can draw out of something like that and it can be so fascinating to read about,👆BUT, it has one point against it. If I ever remember that Starscream is voiced by Steve Buscemi, it will instantly pull me out of anything sexy going on. I’M SORRY, STEVE, I JUST CAN’T!

Fair + 99% of the time I am immune to this as I rarely remember there's a person behind a character until prompted

It's a very interesting set dynamic, especially since in tfone Starscream was explicitly the leader of the High Guard and Megatron's the usurper!! The unique circumstance of tfone puts a fun spin on their dynamic as decepticons later on