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bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

joepickett

Psych 3.01 >> tax season is coming

#psych

absurdlogic

love is stored in the kitty cat

commissions open | info

mcufam

Ms. Marvel 1.06 | No Normal

#ms marvel

dykeselfcest

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

boyd-stevens

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON 2015, dir. [REDACTED]

#avengers #steve x sam

thickness-protection-program

Dang rip America

karlyboyyy

970317980622

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

cressidascowper

THE PITT — S02E15 "9:00 P.M."

#the pitt

anxietyproblem

bookdork1

Im the librarian at an elementary school and our book fair ends tomorrow! On the last two days, 2 or 3 kids from each class are nominated by their teacher to get a visit from the book fairy- these are kids whose families can’t afford the fair and when the book fairy chooses them, they get to go pick any two books they want the most to take home for free. This is all covered through our school’s Share the Fair fund that people donate to so that the magic of the Fair visits as many kids as possible. No pressure and I know things are super tight right now, but if you’d like to help me get more books into the hands of my kids, here’s a link you can donate to

bookdork1

One of the kids who got nominated told me very excitedly “I’ve never gotten anything at the book fair before!” And i replied “wow! It is sooo cool the book fairy picked you!!”

Like. My job is exhausting and running the fair is exhausting but being the anonymous book fairy Is my very favorite thing in the world