Faz Freddys Farthole

Alph, 30 or 40, any pronouns

[sexyminion]

I’m so fucking tired of angry maid Jax content which is clearly just force fem kink and we get NOTHING of girl jax

[sexyminion]

Who was the first person who decided fanfic authors were going to use epithets like that. I just wanna talk.

[sexyminion]

I was big into drugs when splatoon one came out and would come home after work at the Waffle House every day and play splatoon blasted out of my mind and that Pavlov’d me so hard that every time I start up a new splatoon game I think “this is so fun. I wish I had some lortabs and a pack of camel crush menthols”

[peri]

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

[angelverine]

happy fingers in his mouth friday

[sexyminion]

HEY WHATS UP GUYS, ITS ME, CARCUS

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[dogpuppy]

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[angelverine]

happy fingers in his mouth friday

[phillip-bankss]

You never post yaoi anymore. You fell off

[squiddleward-deactivated2019032]

happy 30th birthday spongebob!

[blackberryshawty]

He’s a cancer

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Oh snaps he’s older than me!

[spongebob-connoisseur]

He turned 35 as of 2021!!

[comment-tube]

[evilthotiana]

not my whoville ass eating roast beast

[siiin]

@markiplier

[evilthotiana]

this isn’t about him

[sexyminion]

hate a conventionally attractive character because it’s like doing quantum physics trying to make them ugly. I need you to be a lil ugly in a silly way

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[cryptotheism]

Fucking what.

What.

It's crazy but yeah they stopped making episodes of Edd Ed and Eddy more than ten years ago now.