Faz Freddys Farthole

Alph, 30 or 40, any pronouns

[sexyminion]

I hope I don’t let my fascination with his behavior be my undoing (clocks in at the let my fascination with his behavior be my undoing factory)

[sexyminion]

can’t let the guys know I wax poetic for my right hand man

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Speaking of Megatron being a tsundere, I can only imagine how annoying Starscream would be if he ever found his gay ass writings about him

[guorble]

keep thi one in mind...

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[lastvalyrian]

aborted server member: I would have loved to misinterpret your joke message

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[sexyminion]

lol I’m fine now

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[sexyminion]

of course I can’t fucking stop myself from starting a fight and crying!!! Now I get to spend all day being mad at myself for falling for it AGAIN and being paranoid I’m going to drive everyone I love away

[sexyminion]

I hate feeling like this man I hate feeling like all my coworkers think I’m gross and ugly and stupid and I hate feeling like my husband and all my friends secretly hate me and everyone around me is planning on intentionally trying to harm me

[sexyminion]

being so furious over nothing that you have a panic attack because your hearts beating so fast then crying in the bathroom at work. my brain chemicals function well, I am normal and not crazy, I don’t wish I was dead and I don’t feel like I’m being watched every second of the day :)

[sexyminion]

ohhh the pmdd is bad this month I woke up enraged and am sooo paranoid people are staring at me at work.. I almost called out sick…

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[cloudabserk]

my long lost husband returned from space obsessed with and devoted to some kind of extremely fragile alien blob. which is fine, i guess. building it a biodome was kind of fun at least.

[sexyminion]

Szeth Tung Tung Sahur

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[angelverine]

happy fingers in his mouth friday