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”This Artist Brilliantly Reimagined Disney Princesses as-”
me: *already asleep*
i have never been more awake
“Right now is a great time to sharpen the little skills, Fine-tune the little habits, and find joy in the little things.” [x]
OMG HER WEE FAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEE
“nothing to see here.” - The Field Museum of Natural History
museums are giving us quality quarantine content
Jurassic World’s lasting contribution to our culture.
The story behind The Laundress.
This is so good. -Emily
I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…
I have a dim memory from back in high school… I think someone once told me that breasts were no big deal back in corsetry-and-necklines-down-to-there days, they were considered a food source for children and that’s it.
But ANKLES. Oh, GOD. ANKLES. The ANKLE was connected to the LEG, which connected to THIGHS, which hid a woman’s SECRET FLOWER. The ankle was the gateway to the secret flower, so it was considered quite a stirring sight!
I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but
love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something
So for people who don’t know, Seattle Aquarium has a breeding program to try and help save the endangered Pacific Giant Octopus.
They take wild octos every year and put them in a conjoined tank that is separated only by a plexi glass wall full of holes big enough for them to put arms through but small enough that their beaks can’t fit through. Each octopus is given food, healthcare, and enrichment, and the opportunity to get to know each other.
As Valentine’s Day approaches the marine biologists that specialize in octos make assessments of their interactions and judge if the two are compatible for mating or if they are still aggressive toward each other.
If the octopuses have been witnessed being friendly and seem interested, the gate is lifted and they have their day of romance.
But octopuses engage in cannibalism in the wild and any smaller octopus is wary of getting eastern by a larger one… So yeah, if they haven’t been friendly the possibility of cannibalism is very high. And as a program designed to help save the species they aren’t going to risk it. So the octopuses are released (not together) back into the wild and the Aquarium sets about finding a new pair to play match-maker with.
As someone who walked by this aquarium to work for almost a decade, I can attest to how huge a Thing this is around here. We’re always sad when the octopus sex show gets cancelled.
Thank you for the explanation of the conservation program.
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
WALNUT.
YES.
Walnut.. I screamed out loud
*smacks your forehead*
Listen here walnut!!
And the fact that it’s the ace person yelling at the dipshit walnut…
That’s a face that says “I waited too long to correct this person so now everything is awkward and I’m really uncomfortable.”
Hey so I looked this up and it’s a joke post by a wildlife rehabilitation group! https://www.facebook.com/122334mommy/?hc_ref=ARS-GF9yIX9bpP3eu-UWcS9Rwn1_wFmJEaq7ulcsZILjI7I99TguM5lWcxeqQBJoy6M&fref=nf They’d probably appreciate it if the source was known!
i am so, so, comforted that this is a joke post
#I mean it’s probably why its behaving so well 😂
Yeah I WAS GONNA SAY I was already 95% sure it was a joke just by that alone. I can’t imagine a wild animal would be that docile for this unless it was one used to it due to being rehabbed.
We should....raid area 51 again..
Think about it..the government is busy rn...schools are out, people have time....we could.....do this...
Secret time: I once slipped laxative into a racist teachers coffee. Best 2 days of school ever. Never told anyone, just wanted a couple days without her comments.
LMAOOOOO
Like there is literally SO MUCH wrong with twilight, people seem to forget the reason why people started hating it so much specifically was because of how abusive Edward was towards Bella and how this was romanticized. And that's not even the half of it! It was never just because of hating something girls liked, that was a very minor thing at the end of it. There was the creepy pedophilia, the racism, the total rewriting of Quileute mythology and screwing them over without them recieving a dime of compensation, the weird prolife propaganda, the weird Mormonism. And people STILL wont listen to Natives when we say there's racism. There's too much to "forgive". White people might be able to forgive Smeyer, but I can't
The LIT History Series is for the Legends, Innovators and Trailblazers that have shaped our culture.
It is widely believed that the “Lone Ranger”, the famous cowboy of the TV show and the movie, was inspired by a Black man named Bass Reeves.
Reeves was born a slave, but he escaped to the West where he eventually became a Deputy U.S. Marshal, an expert marksman, and a master of disguise with his Native American sidekick. Blacks were a huge part of the Western frontier despite what’s told to us in pop culture or taught to us in the classroom. “The kids who are learning history in our schools are not being told the truth about the way the West was,” says Jim Austin, founder of the National Multicultural Heritage Museum. “I bet you nine out of 10 people in this country think that cowboys were all white - as I did.” (x)
Cherokee Bill, born Crawford Goldsby, was a notorious outlaw whose father was a Buffalo Soldier. His reputation and career as an outlaw rivals the reputation of Billy the Kid. Bill Picket was a “famous” Black cowboy who toured the U.S., Canada, Mexico, South America, and England, and he was inducted into the National Rodeo Hall of Fame 40 years after his death. (x)
And black cowboys are still here, they do exist.
That’s a huge part of history that was also erased from the history of America. We need to bring attention to this, because it’s unfair that black people along with other people of color have been erased from this narrative.
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OH MYGOD WHY
No.I’m done.
I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind
I WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.
That is the host