Imagine Sea Slugs but in Space

Greetings friend! Welcome to this odd little nook used by the entity that responds to Scuttle or Prophet. Also runs the @prophet-jim-asks blog as a whole Markiplier Ego OC. Hope you enjoy your stay!

[chiaroart]

I meant to color this and add some more details, but I’ve decided this is enough :D

Thanks to @scuttling-thoughtfully for suggesting asymmetrical horns, and @codradin for being supportive, ily both :’)

[lostcargos]

[ethicalmemes]

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

[grimthetransman]

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

Help Us Plant 20 Million Trees - Join #TeamTrees

The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

[kedreeva]

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

[damalseer]

It’s dec 17 3:33 am we can still do this

[citrusgroves]

super close!!

[sharkboxes]

[cortoony-art]

no talk me im angy

[scuttling-thoughtfully]

Nice

[selfloveartist]

you were meant to see this post. this post showed up on your screen for a reason. you are loved. whatever issue you may be going through right now, whether it be school or family or love, it will pass. it will pass, and you will be okay in the end. you will survive this.

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[sixpenceee]

Different Types of Opals

Andamooka Rough Opal

Black Opal

Boulder Opal

Fossilized Opal

Ocean Opal

Raw Fire Opal

Tree Fossil with Opal Rings

SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

[vibrii-deactivated20171115]

If you don’t think opals are the tightest shit then get out of my face

[viostormcaller]

Holy FUCK

[scuttling-thoughtfully]

@codradin @quietchiaro

[silverhawk]

look at these lil leopard ferrets

this lil guy is called the marbled polecat!!!!!

[scuttling-thoughtfully]

@codradin

[browsedankmemes]

2020 vision

[heythereduhleila]

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

[neko-goes-nyah]

Learn Holidays Signs | Learn American Sign Language | Nyle DiMarco [x]

[ruffboi-mags]

HAPPY CHANUKAH!!!! :D :D :D :D

[bigboyyoungman]

For any of my deaf/hard of hearing/mute followers, or followers who know anyone who’s any of the above!

[hunnybonny]

[knight-of-time64-deactivated202]

Stop scrolling and consume the honey. Sit down for a bit. Be calm for a little while. Now , whenever you’re ready, get back up, dust yourself off, and continue your journey.

[gayturians]

[asgardian-viking]

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

[avocados26]

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

[sick-with-lisztomania]

Honestly that’s the best designed chest plate I’ve ever seen, normally it’s a bra with inserts but this is way more cohesive

[catchymemes]

[fandompariah-deactivated2021120]

According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man

[remade35567643234543]

anyway i hate how tumblr is now only focusing on wlw and mlm 

so to NB people with queer attractions: 

i love you 

you are not “basically straight” 

you are awesome

you don’t have to fit into a binary box for your attractions to be queer and valid

it’s ok if you’re still learning to love yourself because it’s hard

regardless of your appearance you are valid and your attractions and how you label them are valid

stay hydrated as best you can 

regardless of whether you lean masc, femme, in between, whatever other direction you want, or don’t have a direction at all, you are valid and your attractions and how you label them are valid

i hope you find money on the sidewalk and your favorite candy is on sale

i hope you get to pet a cute dog next time you go out

i’ll fight anyone who gives you shit