Wonderland

Got a long list of ex lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.  

[scvannahs]

ahh so i had work all day yesterday and then went to a concert, so i apologize for not being all day yesterday, but i’ll be around today!

[fletchwyd-blog]

“is it really, though ? i actually think standing stationary while flipping burgers is less work than parading around trying to capture good photos ! do i have reason to believe you’re hitting on me, savannah ?” 

[scvannahs]

“that would seem easier, but it has to get boring after a while. maybe they started there, got bored, and decided to get an entertaining job. i guess following famous people around could entertain someone. do you really think i’m trying to hit on you, fletch? i’m trying to get you to love yourself.” 

[ffscharlotte]

“sav you literally just described me. it actually is terrible because people try to make me feel bad because i actually buy certain filters, but honestly, i had to! there are certain filters which just make you look adorable and you can’t take the chance that snapchat won’t keep the filter available for free, you know?”

[scvannahs]

“okay, i just needed reassurance that i wasn’t the only one! see, i’ve wanted to buy a few of them, but then i think it’s ridiculous that we have to pay for them, i mean, why make us pay for them? they use to all be free, what happened to the free fun filters? snapchat has to take the freedom away, but i may have to buy a few of them, i love the heart ones the best.” 

[gisellehtml]

“Oh, no. I don’t know what I would’ve done if it wasn’t a dream. Die, probably, and that would be a huge tragedy. Same here. I have a theory that it has something to do with whatever you see and do the day before, but I don’t know for sure. But yeah, definitely. I would rather deal with him in a nightmare than in real life.”

[scvannahs]

“It would be, no one should have to die in such an unfortunate way, because of Donald Trump. That is probably true, because I’ll have dreams or nightmares about stuff I see or read about the day before, it’s the weirdest thing that our subconscious remembers things like that. After I finished reading Harry Potter, I had nightmares about Voldemort for a week straight. I think everyone would, sometimes I think this is a nightmare with him, but sadly, it’s not.” 

[scvannahs]

“Do you ever find yourself playing with snapchat filters for hours on end? I mean, I sit there and take videos on snapchat and save them, but never send them. I actually got yelled at because I was suppose to be paying attention to where I was suppose to be standing, but instead i was trying to work one of the filters. And then there is the times where it doesn’t work, and it just randomly will work when you’re not expecting it. Or it will make you look lame, because you’re trying to do it and it’s not working, I’m a snapchatting fool, I think I have an addiction.” 

[fletchwyd-blog]

“no, i didn’t mean to really offend her ! she’s a friend, she understands. i’m pretty sure with at least a high school education, they could at least do something less… invasive ? like work at mcdonalds. when you say, embrace all my sides, are you referring to that terribly time-consuming contouring method ?” 

[scvannahs]

“okay, that makes more sense, i’m sure she won’t be offended. even if she is, sorry goes a long way, just remember that. one would think, but sometimes people are just lazy and think that following us around is a lot easier then flipping burgers or taking orders. no of course not, i mean that is one way to do it, but don’t just think you have a good side, i’m sure all your sides can be flattering. contour or not.” 

[fletchwyd-blog]

“it’s like paparazzi don’t understand the basic concept of privacy. as soon you step out of your car to enjoy a nice and quiet brunch with your pals, they just all pop out of nowhere and ruin your day. i mean, at least get my good side ? i completely understand why hana did what she did — no offense !” 

[scvannahs]

“you know when people say no offense, they are about to offend someone, but i don’t think that is the case here. i understand where you’re coming from, i mean they should get a real job, because taking pictures of our every move is not a job, but apparently it is to them. embrace all your sides, every side can be a good side, believe me.”

[gisellehtml]

“ alright, so — i was just minding my own business, sleeping peacefully, when my brain decided to hit me with the most terrifying nightmare i’ve ever had. i was at starbucks getting a shaken green tea when donald trump walked in, and naturally i was like ‘ if you act like you don’t see him, maybe he’ll go away, ‘ but he didn’t. he came up next to me, and was talking pure stupidity, and eventually i couldn’t take it anymore, so i clocked him. and it turned into this big thing. toupees were ripped off… it was ugly. and he was like ‘ you’ll rue this day, ‘ like that one maladjusted kid from icarly, and i was like ‘ haha whatever. ‘ so, i get home and i’m about to get on instagram to post a selfie with my starbucks cup, but i couldn’t get into my account because donald freaking trump hacked it! so i tried to log into facebook, but he hacked that too and turned it into a trump fanpage. after that, i was like ‘ i should probably call the cops. they’ll take care of it. ‘ so i started dialing, and i could see the signal on my phone rapidly decreasing, and then suddenly my carrier was replaced by ‘ TRUMP ‘ in all caps. i literally woke up screaming. “

[scvannahs]

“I actually forgot you said that was a dream at first, and I was scared for your life. Honestly, I hate how how our subconscious does things like that to us, I mean what did you do to deserve such an awful nightmare? I’ve had nightmares where I’ve woken up screaming because of how scary and awful they were, then I can’t sleep properly for days after. Thank god, it was just a nightmare though, at least you didn’t really have to deal with Donald Trump.”  

[scvannahs]

woah hi hey hello, i’m katie, and here comes an awkward intro post for y’all. i’m in the pst timezone, and i’ll normally be on a lot in the evenings, because being an adult sucks. other than that, i’m super easy going and laid back, i like food, makeup, and of course my bae, lauren. savannah is pretty much super caring, like a little mother, easy going, obsessed with being the center of attention, she likes sports, and music, and don’t underestimate her, she’s actually really smart and witty, but rarely shows that side of herself. i think her main connections are with christian, charlotte, and levi, but i definitely want to plot with everyone because i love all the plots.