Chameleon Witch

Phoebe||26||Tx goblin, blood sucker, dumbass she/her ig: scvmbaaag twitter: scvmbaaag sc: phobalob

[killjoyce1-blog]

I can’t promise you I’ll always be here, but my ghost will always protect you.

[killjoyce1-blog]

Matt’s the hero, paint a zero on his hand.

[scvmbaaag]

Rest, baby. Know that you are so loved. So loved. Forever you and me. I promise I will come and find you. Wait for me. 🤍

[ysociety]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[compulsive]

[teathattast]

[orangep0p]

ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ

dime

[meow-moment]

Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end

[lazygravez]

have you not seen the episode?

[meow-moment]

Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”

[teathattast]

world heritage post

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: March 24th, 2018

[huffylemon]

[hugborne-deactivated20260202]

[ki55ed]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

so stupid that stuff like this doesnt happen anymore

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[unclefather]

[brobydick]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pukicho]

[cinderelladotcom]